fluoride1337
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Are you TIRED of the same 
regurgitated looksmaxing advice flooding the forum? 
"
Coconut water boosts test!" (
Water.) "
Bonesmashing gives you a god-tier jaw!" (Water.) "π Bro just get a hunter eye canthoplasty." (Water.)Welcome to
WATERMAXXING, the final form of forum efficiency, where a single word can instantly vaporize any low-effort thread. 
The Sacred Rules of Watermaxxing
The One-Word Purge 
No debates, no explanationsβjust "water." If a thread states something so obvious it hurts, drop water and move on. 
Example: "
Losing weight makes you more attractive." Water.
The " Coconut Water Corollary" Any thread hyping coconut water like it's liquid Finasteride? Water. "
Coconut water cleared my skin, boosted my test, and gave me a god-tier jawline!" WATER. Reminder: 
Watermaxxing > Coconut Watermaxxing. 
The Bonesmash Delusion Clause "Bro, if you bonesmash your zygos daily, your face will morph into David Gandy's." Water. If the post contains zero before-and-afters? Water. If OP claims "
my friend did this and now looks like a K-pop idol"? WATER. 
Variations & Advanced Techniques 
Floodmaxxing β Reply with water to an entire thread to let OP know heβs drowning in redundancy. 
Mineralmaxxing β If the thread is pseudo-scientific nonsense, reply with "electrolytes." 
Droughtmaxxing β If a take is so astronomically bad that even "water" is too generous, just ignore it. 
WATERMAXXING MISTAKES TO AVOID
Overhydration β Using "water" on actual insightful threads, such as Clavicular Roidceling guides. 
Engaging in Arguments β The moment you explain "water," you've lost. Replying to Cope Threads β If OP is coping, heβs already drowning. No need to watermaxx.
FINAL THOUGHTS: MASTERING THE ART OF HYDRATION
The next time someone tries to pass off coconut water, bonesmashing, or "
just get a brow ridge implant" as groundbreaking wisdomβ¦ Do the needful. Reply with "Water." 
No wasted words. No discussions. Just clarity. 
