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THIS IS THE ULTIMATE LOOKSMAXXING GUIDE FOR BLACK MEN…
After writing this scripture I am now the greatest Tyrone to ever roam this site. Out of respect for this high iq post, rep it. Even if you’re not black. Now, enjoy…
Do you look like this?
And want to look like this:
Then you came to the right place. As the Chosen Tyrone, I’ll give you everything you need to know on how to ascend as a black male.
Imma start this off by saying. This thread should be everything you’re going to need as a black man to maximize your looks without the use of surgery, steroids or peptides. If you’re an attentioncel, you need to fix that. This thread will save you. ALSO, if you’re getting race specific looksmaxxing advice from anyone who’s not black or qualified, wtf are you doing? Without further ado, let’s get started.
Now you’re one step closer to becoming a true African Mogger.
Last thing I want to mention. Fashion is something that has been an important part of black culture for ages. If you’re black and you have no sense of style or aren’t into fashion, you practically have no soul. With all that being said.
FASHIONMAXXING GUIDE SOON…
MERRY CHRISTMAS
After writing this scripture I am now the greatest Tyrone to ever roam this site. Out of respect for this high iq post, rep it. Even if you’re not black. Now, enjoy…
Do you look like this?
And want to look like this:
Then you came to the right place. As the Chosen Tyrone, I’ll give you everything you need to know on how to ascend as a black male.
Imma start this off by saying. This thread should be everything you’re going to need as a black man to maximize your looks without the use of surgery, steroids or peptides. If you’re an attentioncel, you need to fix that. This thread will save you. ALSO, if you’re getting race specific looksmaxxing advice from anyone who’s not black or qualified, wtf are you doing? Without further ado, let’s get started.
Skincare is pretty water as it’s universal to most so I’ll link a skincare thread, https://looksmax.org/threads/guide-...xing-skin-failos-makeup-guide-for-men.500888/
but that’s not it.
The ideal coloring for black men is clear, glowing, caramel skin, dark healthy hair, with lighter brown eyes/hazel (the blonde hair blue eyes of our race if you will). Keep in mind this won’t work as well if you don’t have clear skin. If you’re a brownskin/lightskin then you have the potential to get the best coloring for us with universal appeal. Here’s how…
Lightskins
It’s easier for lightskins as you really just have to tan.
If you’re like me and you’re an 100% African Mogger, it’s gonna take a little more work to get that coloring.
Brownskin
If you’re a brownskin it takes a little more work but nothing crazy.
By the end you should look like this.
but that’s not it.
The ideal coloring for black men is clear, glowing, caramel skin, dark healthy hair, with lighter brown eyes/hazel (the blonde hair blue eyes of our race if you will). Keep in mind this won’t work as well if you don’t have clear skin. If you’re a brownskin/lightskin then you have the potential to get the best coloring for us with universal appeal. Here’s how…
Lightskins
It’s easier for lightskins as you really just have to tan.
- This coloring can be achieved for lightskins through the use of beta-carotene(a supplement that uses the shit from carrots to give your skin a natural tan glow).
- You’re still melanated so you can soak up more sun without having your skin age like whites and tan like that
- A fake tan or tinted spf moisturizer
If you’re like me and you’re an 100% African Mogger, it’s gonna take a little more work to get that coloring.
Brownskin
If you’re a brownskin it takes a little more work but nothing crazy.
- You need to be exfoliating (ik you mfs got those dark brown spots on your face buddy scrub ts)
- Couple that with a Kojic acid soap/solution your skin should be brighter in no time.(Introduce this slowly into your skincare routine, MAKE SURE YOU’RE WEARING SUNSCREEN BC YOUR SKIN WILL BE MORE SENSITIVE, don’t use with other acids/retinoids, and finally don’t use on skin with acne).
- I always thought it would be stupid to take beta-carotene if you’re brownskin, but in theory it could change your undertones to appear lighter and a more orange,caramel type color. There’s no proof that this specific method works but I’ll try it later on and show results(this won’t harm you if you try it anyway).
By the end you should look like this.
Now you’re one step closer to becoming a true African Mogger.
Don’t Come on here looking like this guy:
Do you want to be cuck and just take all the nappy hair stereotypes the racist faggots of this site call you, do you? I didn’t fucking think so. I’m about to give you the method to making your hair healthy instantly. You’ll need all these things:
Curl Activating Cream
Conditioner
Shampoo
ECO Hair gel
EZ Detangler brush
If you need specifics I can help you out.
Now time for the part that ik is gonna be the hardest for most of you.
If your hair is long you should see the long beautiful curls dangling instantly. If your hair is super short you probably need to use a method that I call The Shake Method. Shake your head while it’s still wet and your curls will define. Idk why it works it just does for everyone.
Congratulations, your hair is now healthy and attractive.
Do you want to be cuck and just take all the nappy hair stereotypes the racist faggots of this site call you, do you? I didn’t fucking think so. I’m about to give you the method to making your hair healthy instantly. You’ll need all these things:
Curl Activating Cream
Conditioner
Shampoo
ECO Hair gel
EZ Detangler brush
If you need specifics I can help you out.
- Get in a nice warm shower with your comb and products and soak your fucking hair in water.
- Start off by using the shampoo. Don’t be generous with the amount and massage it into your scalp and hair. Leave it for a minute before washing it all out. This will deep clean your hair taking out the natural oils.
- Now take your conditioner and put it through your hair thoroughly like before. Leave it in for 1-2 minutes. Then wash it out. This will restore your hairs’ natural oils and give it all the moisture it needs.
Now time for the part that ik is gonna be the hardest for most of you.
- DRENCH your fucking hair in nice warm water. Grab your comb and a big chunk of your hair from the front of your head. Start with the tip, and detangle as close to your scalp as you can. This’ll be easy or hard for you depending on how tangled your hair is.
- Now finally get your curl activator, go under the water, and rake it through your hair. If your hair is short and you can’t rake it, just massage it in the best you can.
If your hair is long you should see the long beautiful curls dangling instantly. If your hair is super short you probably need to use a method that I call The Shake Method. Shake your head while it’s still wet and your curls will define. Idk why it works it just does for everyone.
Congratulations, your hair is now healthy and attractive.
You either have the opportunity to have some of the most beautiful hair or the ugliest. The concept that black peoples hair texture is the worst in reality isn’t true. Not one texture reigns supreme. It’s the person with it that counts. There are stupid things our brothers are doing with their hair nowadays that leads us to getting those comments. I’ll teach you what and what not to do. Let’s get into it.
Im mainly going to be talking about type 4 hair (coily) so if you’re type 3 I can help with that too, just ask.
I’ll start off by telling you dos and don’ts, then get into specific hairstyles and tips.
I’m assuming your hair isn’t tangled and this is your starting point(just an afro not in any specific style):
Obviously if your hair is shorter it won’t look like this
Rep and lmk if you want that
Now finally time for arguably the most important part about black male aesthetics and culture. Hairstyles.
Are you tired of having shitty ugly hair? Do you want hair like this?
Well keep reading.
There are so many great things we can do with our hair my brothers, but I see you all doing the wrong things.
Stop getting tapers, fades, high tops, and just going to the barber shop in general. I haven’t been to a barber shop to cut my hair inside I was a fucking toddler. These haircuts really only appeal to low value black women. A natural clean hairline with good looking hair will appeal to women of all races around the world.
JFL at these people thinking they look good
:
You want to look like this:
Now that you know not to go to a barber you’re probably thinking, where am I gonna go to get my hair done? A hair stylist. A black one and preferably a woman (they know our hair texture more, and who knows, if she’s fine that’s an easy slay).
So like I said you’re at this point:
And you want to know what hairstyles to get. I’m going to rank every hairstyle I recommend starting from worst to best. I didn’t put it on the list but the regular Afro can look really good, you just need an insane face card.(Keep in mind all these are good haircuts, this is just my order. The ranking really depends on how they look on you. Scroll to the bottom of them if it matters that much to you).
Braids:
Braids look decent. Not bad at all but it depends on how you get them done. Nothing special so they’re down here.
TWISTFORMS(I came up with this style actually):
When I told you I don’t recommend Freeform’s I meant it. I pretty much took the freeforms hairstyle and put my own spin on it. Start by putting your hair in 2 strand twists. After a few weeks to a month take them out. Your hair should look like this:
EXAMPLE:
Cornrows:
There’s a reason why cornrows are the #1 haircut you see black male models getting. It’s calm, clean, sophisticated, and handsome. You can have a formal and streetwear style with this style. Super versatile due to its versatility. Only “downside” is that you can only wear it if you’re already attractive as it puts your face on display.
Example:
Dreads:
Arguably the best hairstyle of all. Girls of all races are going crazy for guys with this hairstyle. I’m currently growing my hair even longer than it is so I get they can be long and masculine. You can do multiple dread styles, dye them, it’s the perfect hairstyle.
Example:
BEST 2 Strand Twists:
2 strand twists are the best style you can put your hair in by far. These are the dread’s younger, more handsome brother. Take everything I saidfor dreads and add it on to this. It looks cleaner, and it’s not as permanent. This is also the best way to loc up if you want dreads.
Example: (might look worse than dreads here but I’ll show a better photo of mine. I’m getting them redone soon.)
Im mainly going to be talking about type 4 hair (coily) so if you’re type 3 I can help with that too, just ask.
I’ll start off by telling you dos and don’ts, then get into specific hairstyles and tips.
I’m assuming your hair isn’t tangled and this is your starting point(just an afro not in any specific style):
Obviously if your hair is shorter it won’t look like this
DO:
DON’TS:
Prob more but I’ll have to think and maybe make a thread
- Grow long hair if young. Nothing wrong with doing this while older either, it’s just better to have something complementing your face. (Short hair is fine too if you have elite face card)
- Keep in protective styles often(this means braids,cornrows,2 strand twists,finger coils, and more. I will be ranking these).
- Black people are lucky in the sense that you can be ugly and still pull women. All you need to do is grow out your hair, get dreads, and cover your eyes.
- Grow facial hair if you can and aren’t too young <18. If you’re ugly this can save you, and even if you’re not try it out. Might look good.
- This one is important and I’ll give examples. IF YOU’RE YOUNG WITH BRAIDS, TWISTS, OR COILS, YOU NEED TO MAKE A BIG DECISION. Either you get a middle part or don’t. Before I started all this shit and caring about looks I didn’t get a middle part. I had my hair all in my face. Not because I was ugly JFL, I wanted to look like rappers and pull hella. (I was gonna put an example but I can’t attach any more photos so check my profile for one) The white incel mfs might say “corny low trust hair” “hair looks disgusting” but it doesn’t matter bc I fucked and pulled hella snowbunnies w it. Black men’s appeal is at an all time high and will only go up(im speaking for the US but im sure its the same for other places aswell). No women in the real world think like bpillers which is something they’ll never realize. Since I’m young and it’s not the 1800s no one thinks it’s low trust except for a few old heads. Only thing is having your hair in your face like that is juvenile and mainly for youngsters. If you’re older you might get some weird looks. I recommend getting a middle part to all ages if you look good.
DON’TS:
- Don’t have hair in your face. I know I just said it’s fine but it depends on the person and if you look good there’s no point.
- DONT GET RETWISTS OFTEN, YOUR HAIR WILL BALD.
- Don’t let your hair get matted and tangled, that’s the worst thing that can happen.
- Don’t sleep without a bonnet. This will keep your hair healthy and moisturized. I would recommend investing in a good one. They’re pretty cheap anyways.
- Don’t blow dry on high. This will damage your hair and fuck your curls.
Prob more but I’ll have to think and maybe make a thread
Rep and lmk if you want that
Now finally time for arguably the most important part about black male aesthetics and culture. Hairstyles.
Are you tired of having shitty ugly hair? Do you want hair like this?
Well keep reading.
There are so many great things we can do with our hair my brothers, but I see you all doing the wrong things.
Stop getting tapers, fades, high tops, and just going to the barber shop in general. I haven’t been to a barber shop to cut my hair inside I was a fucking toddler. These haircuts really only appeal to low value black women. A natural clean hairline with good looking hair will appeal to women of all races around the world.
JFL at these people thinking they look good
:You want to look like this:
Now that you know not to go to a barber you’re probably thinking, where am I gonna go to get my hair done? A hair stylist. A black one and preferably a woman (they know our hair texture more, and who knows, if she’s fine that’s an easy slay).
So like I said you’re at this point:
And you want to know what hairstyles to get. I’m going to rank every hairstyle I recommend starting from worst to best. I didn’t put it on the list but the regular Afro can look really good, you just need an insane face card.(Keep in mind all these are good haircuts, this is just my order. The ranking really depends on how they look on you. Scroll to the bottom of them if it matters that much to you).
Braids:
Braids look decent. Not bad at all but it depends on how you get them done. Nothing special so they’re down here.
TWISTFORMS(I came up with this style actually):
When I told you I don’t recommend Freeform’s I meant it. I pretty much took the freeforms hairstyle and put my own spin on it. Start by putting your hair in 2 strand twists. After a few weeks to a month take them out. Your hair should look like this:
EXAMPLE:
Cornrows:
There’s a reason why cornrows are the #1 haircut you see black male models getting. It’s calm, clean, sophisticated, and handsome. You can have a formal and streetwear style with this style. Super versatile due to its versatility. Only “downside” is that you can only wear it if you’re already attractive as it puts your face on display.
Example:
Dreads:
Arguably the best hairstyle of all. Girls of all races are going crazy for guys with this hairstyle. I’m currently growing my hair even longer than it is so I get they can be long and masculine. You can do multiple dread styles, dye them, it’s the perfect hairstyle.
Example:
BEST 2 Strand Twists:
2 strand twists are the best style you can put your hair in by far. These are the dread’s younger, more handsome brother. Take everything I saidfor dreads and add it on to this. It looks cleaner, and it’s not as permanent. This is also the best way to loc up if you want dreads.
Example: (might look worse than dreads here but I’ll show a better photo of mine. I’m getting them redone soon.)
I’ve never really seen a black person with an objectively bad eye area, but here’s how you max it out.
AGAIN, if you’re lucky like me and you’re a brownskin then you can pull off eye contacts. Might I warn you though, they’re the most annoying and tedious thing to put on. This will add hella points to your SMV. I had random snap girls thirsting over me. Keep in mind you’re still black, you can really only pull off hazel, light brown, and maybe a shade of green.
Now for the hair around your eyes. This will make a BIG difference if executed properly. Right now you’ve probably done nothing for the hair around your eyes, meaning there’s so much improvement that can be done.
Proof of what having lashes and mascara can do for your eye area:
And then obviously squint but not like an autist.
AGAIN, if you’re lucky like me and you’re a brownskin then you can pull off eye contacts. Might I warn you though, they’re the most annoying and tedious thing to put on. This will add hella points to your SMV. I had random snap girls thirsting over me. Keep in mind you’re still black, you can really only pull off hazel, light brown, and maybe a shade of green.
Now for the hair around your eyes. This will make a BIG difference if executed properly. Right now you’ve probably done nothing for the hair around your eyes, meaning there’s so much improvement that can be done.
- Start taking oral minoxidil. Regular works, but I can’t imagine ts falling in your eyes being good. Also get a razer bc your ass and pubes will be growing like the Amazon rainforest JFL. Finally get an eyelash curler and blow dry it before use. Finally, this is optional but get mascara. This will make your now sexy eyelashes look even more astounding.
Proof of what having lashes and mascara can do for your eye area:
And then obviously squint but not like an autist.
Black people are always born with great full lips(ofc you have the occasional huge ugly lip mf), and only people of this site really criticize them(my lips have kissed more white women they’ve talked to). There’s not too much you can do to your lips but here.
- Aquaphor:Keeps your lips soft, moisturized, and most of all Kissable.
- If you have super huge lips and no money for lip size reduction then do lipo fat dissolving injections on yourself. At your own risk of course.
This is short bc that’s all it needs to be. You ever see those videos where they say “pov black ppl after picking up a weight once” and it shows a ripped person? It’s because we have superior body genetics. Don’t be a bitch, take advantage of it. You’re tearing yourself down if you’re not in the gym as a black man. It’s such a boost in smv. YOU NEED TO BE IM THE GYM IF YOU’RE BLACK.
DON’T THUGMAXX. This is the shittiest, dumbest fucking idea I’ve ever heard of. You fell for the trap. You really fucking think the black hating people of this site made a way for you to pull women and “taint their white blood”? No, YOU DUM FUCK they did this to looksmin you to the lowest of the low. No high value woman is going to wanna date some nba youngboy looking cuck from looksmax org.
If you want to be mass appealing you gotta stop being a yn. Speak in proper grammar. And don’t say you don’t want to be Whitewashed. That’s not a real thing lmfao. I’m literally telling you to just speak like you’ve read a book. Have good grammar and be well spoken. It takes you a long way.
If you want to be mass appealing you gotta stop being a yn. Speak in proper grammar. And don’t say you don’t want to be Whitewashed. That’s not a real thing lmfao. I’m literally telling you to just speak like you’ve read a book. Have good grammar and be well spoken. It takes you a long way.
Last thing I want to mention. Fashion is something that has been an important part of black culture for ages. If you’re black and you have no sense of style or aren’t into fashion, you practically have no soul. With all that being said.
FASHIONMAXXING GUIDE SOON…
MERRY CHRISTMAS 
