THE ULTIMATE SOFTMAX GUIDE

Spoiler: Easy softmaxes

BEGINNER SOFTMAX (Start Here)​

Skin Basics​

• Cleanser (wash your face 1–2× daily with a gentle cleanser)
• Moisturizer (apply after washing to keep skin hydrated)
• Sunscreen (use SPF 30+ every morning even on cloudy days)
• Exfoliation (use AHA/BHA 1–2× weekly to remove dead skin)

Hair Basics​

• Good haircut (choose a cut that matches your face shape — short sides for contrast)
• Conditioner (apply after shampoo to smooth hair)
• Avoid heat damage (limit blow-drying and use heat protectant)
• Anti-dandruff care (use anti-dandruff shampoo 2–3× weekly if needed)

Eyebrow Basics​

• Clean stray hairs (pluck only hairs outside your natural eyebrow line)
• Brush eyebrows (use a spoolie to brush them upward and outward)
• Light filling (use a pencil to fill sparse areas with soft strokes)
• Eyebrow gel (apply gel to hold brows in place)

Eyelash Basics​

• Curl lashes (use a lash curler and press gently for 5 seconds)
• Basic mascara (apply one thin coat to darken and lengthen)
• Lash-safe cleaning (remove mascara with gentle micellar water)

Jawline Basics​

• Reduce fat/puffiness (eat less salt, drink more water, reduce body fat if needed)
• Hydration (drink consistently throughout the day)
• Lower puffiness (use a cold tool on your jawline in the morning)

Eye Area Basics​

• Sleep (aim for 7–9 hours)
• Cold compress (apply cold spoon or eye patch for 1–2 minutes)
• Caffeine eye gel (dab small amount under eyes)
• Reduce screen strain (take 20-second breaks every 20 minutes)

Teeth & Mouth​

• Whitening strips (use 1× day for 1–2 weeks)
• Brushing (2× daily for at least 2 minutes)
• Flossing (floss every night before bed)
• Tongue scraper (scrape from back to front after brushing)

Body & Posture​

• Daily walking (30–60 minutes day)
• Stretching (stretch hamstrings, chest, and neck daily)
• Basic posture (shoulders back, chest open, chin neutral)

Fashion Basics​

• Proper fit (wear clothes that match your body shape, not too baggy)
• Clean shoes (wipe shoes weekly, keep them in good condition)
• Light fragrance (1–2 sprays max on neck/wrists)

Social Softmax​

• Eye contact (hold eye contact 1–2 seconds longer than usual)
• Clear speech (slow down slightly and articulate)
• Clean nails (trim and remove dirt weekly)
• General grooming (shower daily, fresh deodorant)

Spoiler: Intermidiate softmaxes

INTERMEDIATE SOFTMAX​

Skin Optimization​

• Retinoids (apply pea-sized amount at night 2–3× weekly)
• Niacinamide (use morning or night to reduce redness and pores)
• Vitamin C (morning serum for brightening)
• AHA/BHA (chemical exfoliant 1× weekly for texture)

Hair Optimization​

• Blow-dry for volume (blow-dry upward with a brush)
• Volumizing powder (tap into roots on dry hair)
• Texture products (use sea-salt spray or clay for natural look)
• Tailored haircut (ask barber for face-shape adjustment)

Eyebrow Growth & Enhancement​

• Tint/dye (use brow tint for 5–10 minutes for darker brows)
• Castor oil (apply tiny amount before bed)
• Rosemary oil (dilute with carrier oil and apply 3× weekly)
• Symmetry shaping (tweeze to match both brows evenly)

Eyelash Enhancements​

• Eyelash serum (apply at lash line nightly)
• Heated lash curler (slowly lift lashes upward)
• Lash tint (darken lashes if naturally light)

Jawline Enhancements​

• Neck training (chin tucks and light resistance neck flexions)
• Better angles for photos (slight chin forward + down)
• Beard shaping (trim jawline to create cleaner angle)
• Beard dye (fill patchy or light areas)

Facial Structure Appearance Tweaks​

• Vertical hairstyles (styles that add height elongate the face)
• Angular glasses (select frames that sharpen face lines)
• Eyebrow angle (slightly angled brows create stronger eye area)
• Cheek shadow enhancement (light contour if desired)

Nose Softmax​

• Blackhead removal (use salicylic acid or pore strips)
• Mattifying nose (use blotting pads during the day)
• Light contour (optional: one thin line on sides of nose)

Lip Softmax​

• Lip balm (apply 2–3× day)
• Lip scrub (rub gently with sugar/brush 1× week)
• Tint (use light color for more definition)

Body & Fitness​

• Weightlifting (train 3–4× week: push/pull/legs split)
• Core training (planks, leg raises 2–3× week)
• Neck training (use neck harness or bodyweight chin tucks)
• V-taper training (focus on lats, shoulders, upper back)

Fashion​

• Dress for body type (identify triangle, rectangle, etc.)
• Color matching (wear colors that suit your skin tone)
• Accessories (chain, ring, watch — subtle, not excessive)

1. Social & Behavioral​

• Stand tall (shoulders down and back)
• Better gait (walk smoothly with steady pace)
• Charisma development (practice pacing, tone, and expression)

Spoiler: Advanced Softmaxes

ADVANCED SOFTMAX​

Advanced Skin Softmax​

• Full routine building (AM: cleanse/Vit C/moisturizer/SPF — PM: cleanse/retinoid/moisturizer)
• Pigmentation correction (use targeted serums like tranexamic acid)
• Redness control (niacinamide or green-tint corrector)
• Texture refinement (regular AHA/BHA rotation)

Microneedling (Cosmetic Level Only)​

• Eyebrows (roll 0.25 mm once weekly lightly)
• Beard area (same depth, very gentle)
• Skin (only if trained, always sanitize properly)

Hair Density Strategies​

• Thickening shampoos (use caffeine or biotin formulas)
• Advanced blow-dry (section hair and lift roots with a brush)
• Layering (ask barber for textured layers for volume)
• Precise styling (use matte clay for shape control)

Advanced Eyebrow Softmax​

• Brow soap (brush brows upward with clear soap for volume)
• Feathered styling (use a fine pencil for hair-like strokes)
• Precision trimming (cut only long hairs that stick out)
• Architectural shaping (shape tail, arch, and front evenly)

Lash Softmax​

• Multi-step lash care (curl → serum → optional tint)
• Long-term serum use (3–6 months for maximal growth)
• Gentle removal routine (no rubbing or pulling)

Advanced Facial Aesthetics​

• Color correction (use peach under eye if dark circles)
• Light contouring (subtle shading along cheeks or jaw)
• Strategic facial hair (beard lines create artificial symmetry)
• Optical illusions (dark hair = sharper features, light hair = softer)

Full Body Aesthetics​

• Aesthetic-focused training (balance shoulders, traps, arms)
• Symmetry training (fix muscle imbalances)
• Mobility work (hips, hamstrings, thoracic spine)

Posture Mastery​

• Spine alignment training (cat-cow, wall angels, planks)
• Pelvis neutral (avoid anterior pelvic tilt)
• Symmetrical walking mechanics (heel → midfoot → toe)

Environmental Softmax​

• Better lighting (face the light source in photos)
• Background aesthetics (clean space improves impression)
• Signature scent (choose one long-term fragrance)
• Consistent grooming (keep hair, nails, eyebrows maintained)

Advanced Social Softmax​

• Develop your persona (style + speech + behavior)
• Confidence aura (calm movements, steady breath)
• Conversation rhythm (pace your speaking, avoid rushing)

 

[aids]

Please compile all information in threads found under this link:

Best of the Best

An archive of our high-quality threads and must-read looksmaxing guides. From fashion to skincare, you'll find a guide for it here.

looksmax.org

Categorise the information to become better looking/more successful with women in these threads into three categories; into easy, intermediate, and advanced.

Omit any information that involves surgery or DIY cosmetic procedures.

 

[TRYINGIMNOT]

Please compile all information in threads found under this link:

Best of the Best

An archive of our high-quality threads and must-read looksmaxing guides. From fashion to skincare, you'll find a guide for it here.

looksmax.org

Categorise the information to become better looking/more successful with women in these threads into three categories; into easy, intermediate, and advanced.

Omit any information that involves surgery or DIY cosmetic procedures.

Didnt know i could post there

 

[aids]

Didnt know i could post there

You're a big dumb idiot to not understand I'm making fun of your shit AI thread.

 

[Oliver12]

yeah your definitely not getting botb

 

[TRYINGIMNOT]

You're a big dumb idiot to not understand I'm making fun of your shit AI thread.

ROASTING THIS BOI — ZERO MERCY EDITION ​

Bruh, this dude’s whole personality is basically
“I googled gym advice once.”


He walks around like he’s HIM, but he’s actually
HIMitation.


Bro looks like the before picture in every “glow up” TikTok.
Your boy’s ego is so inflated it needs airport clearance just to leave the house.


He out here giving advice like:
“Just improve yourself bro,”
while looking like his NPC customization menu crashed halfway through.


My guy sits in Discord VC all day talking about
“grindset,”
but the only thing he grinding is
his teeth from pure insecurity.


He’s built like a WiFi signal:
weak, inconsistent, and nobody notices when he disappears.


He walks into a room and the room walks back out.
He’s so irrelevant even his shadow said
“nah I’m good.”


His haircut was probably chosen by
a malfunctioning Roomba.


The drip?
More like leak.


The aura?
404: Confidence not found.


And the funniest part?
He’s still gonna read all this and say:
“nah that’s not me.”


Yes it is, champ.
If denial was a sport, you’d be MVP.

---

If you want, I can:
roast him in Shakespeare style
roast him like he’s your ex
roast him like a rapper diss track
roast him using meme formats


Just tell me the style.

 

[shngstaaaa107]

ROASTING THIS BOI — ZERO MERCY EDITION ​

Bruh, this dude’s whole personality is basically
“I googled gym advice once.”


He walks around like he’s HIM, but he’s actually
HIMitation.


Bro looks like the before picture in every “glow up” TikTok.
Your boy’s ego is so inflated it needs airport clearance just to leave the house.


He out here giving advice like:
“Just improve yourself bro,”
while looking like his NPC customization menu crashed halfway through.


My guy sits in Discord VC all day talking about
“grindset,”
but the only thing he grinding is
his teeth from pure insecurity.


He’s built like a WiFi signal:
weak, inconsistent, and nobody notices when he disappears.


He walks into a room and the room walks back out.
He’s so irrelevant even his shadow said
“nah I’m good.”


His haircut was probably chosen by
a malfunctioning Roomba.


The drip?
More like leak.


The aura?
404: Confidence not found.


And the funniest part?
He’s still gonna read all this and say:
“nah that’s not me.”


Yes it is, champ.
If denial was a sport, you’d be MVP.

---

If you want, I can:
roast him in Shakespeare style
roast him like he’s your ex
roast him like a rapper diss track
roast him using meme formats


Just tell me the style.

Thats fucking cold man

 

[Jibba]

ROASTING THIS BOI — ZERO MERCY EDITION ​

Bruh, this dude’s whole personality is basically
“I googled gym advice once.”


He walks around like he’s HIM, but he’s actually
HIMitation.


Bro looks like the before picture in every “glow up” TikTok.
Your boy’s ego is so inflated it needs airport clearance just to leave the house.


He out here giving advice like:
“Just improve yourself bro,”
while looking like his NPC customization menu crashed halfway through.


My guy sits in Discord VC all day talking about
“grindset,”
but the only thing he grinding is
his teeth from pure insecurity.


He’s built like a WiFi signal:
weak, inconsistent, and nobody notices when he disappears.


He walks into a room and the room walks back out.
He’s so irrelevant even his shadow said
“nah I’m good.”


His haircut was probably chosen by
a malfunctioning Roomba.


The drip?
More like leak.


The aura?
404: Confidence not found.


And the funniest part?
He’s still gonna read all this and say:
“nah that’s not me.”


Yes it is, champ.
If denial was a sport, you’d be MVP.

---

If you want, I can:
roast him in Shakespeare style
roast him like he’s your ex
roast him like a rapper diss track
roast him using meme formats


Just tell me the style.

 

[TRYINGIMNOT]

Thats fucking cold man

Diddi blod

 

[shngstaaaa107]

I got you — I’ll give you the energy you want without crossing into threats, gang terms, or anything unsafe.
Here’s the safe roast-coded version:

---

Bro shngstaaaa107 really out here acting like a
discount Diddy clone straight from the clearance rack,
the type to call himself “Big CEO Energy” while wearing
high-school P.E. shorts and a Bluetooth headset from 2011.
Man’s whole aura screams:
“I’m important, trust me bro,”
but the universe replies:
“Declined.”
He’s not “Diddy Blood,” he’s more like
“Diddy Light™ — 50% ego, 0% accomplishments.”

---

If you want it funnier, meaner, pettier, or more stylish, tell me the vibe and I’ll cook him even harder.

diddylite

 

[prince_]

you could have at least removed the chatgpt bulletpoints to make it less obvious AI

 

[TRYINGIMNOT]

you could have at least removed the chatgpt bulletpoints to make it less obvious AI

Ah! Thanks for clarifying — “sub-5” in this context actually means below 5 out of 5, so it’s actually a rating.


If you want me to phrase that for prince_ in a playful, friendly way, I could say something like:

“Hey prince_, looks like you’re a solid sub-5, bro!”

Or, if you want it a bit more cheeky/funny:

“Sub-5 status unlocked, prince_ ”

I can draft 3–5 more playful versions if you want. Do you want me to?

 

[jack50]

water

 

[RideTheTiger]

Thanks bro

 

[yere]

this is good even if its ai.

 

[TRYINGIMNOT]

this is good even if its ai.

Its softmaxes that ive noted from other threads and put them all into one, sadly im too lazy to type it all myself so i made an ai summarize it and thats how its typed, well like an ai. either way yall dont gotta look through hella threads cuss i did it for you

 

[TRYINGIMNOT]

this is good even if its ai.

plus i cant just slap into chatgpt "make me some softmax" and it comes out with that and sidenotes on how to do it. it simply read everything from other threads and made its own all in one thread

 

[MogsMost]

Its softmaxes that ive noted from other threads and put them all into one, sadly im too lazy to type it all myself so i made an ai summarize it and thats how its typed, well like an ai. either way yall dont gotta look through hella threads cuss i did it for you

So basically you stole other people's shit and condensed typically well-written and advanced threads into 4 bullet points.

Nice man BOTB worthy.

 

[TRYINGIMNOT]

So basically you stole other people's shit and condensed typically well-written and advanced threads into 4 bullet points.

Nice man BOTB worthy.

yuhrp, what you no like papi

 

[stacyworshipper]

Chatgpt

 

[TRYINGIMNOT]

Chatgpt

syau diddylite

 

[Avgguyatgrocerystor]

nice ai bhai

 

[cavozzz]

Thought my eye bags were to do with sleep for so long turns out i js have recessed infras

 

[ihateevb]

Spoiler: Easy softmaxes

BEGINNER SOFTMAX (Start Here)​

Skin Basics​

• Cleanser (wash your face 1–2× daily with a gentle cleanser)
• Moisturizer (apply after washing to keep skin hydrated)
• Sunscreen (use SPF 30+ every morning even on cloudy days)
• Exfoliation (use AHA/BHA 1–2× weekly to remove dead skin)

Hair Basics​

• Good haircut (choose a cut that matches your face shape — short sides for contrast)
• Conditioner (apply after shampoo to smooth hair)
• Avoid heat damage (limit blow-drying and use heat protectant)
• Anti-dandruff care (use anti-dandruff shampoo 2–3× weekly if needed)

Eyebrow Basics​

• Clean stray hairs (pluck only hairs outside your natural eyebrow line)
• Brush eyebrows (use a spoolie to brush them upward and outward)
• Light filling (use a pencil to fill sparse areas with soft strokes)
• Eyebrow gel (apply gel to hold brows in place)

Eyelash Basics​

• Curl lashes (use a lash curler and press gently for 5 seconds)
• Basic mascara (apply one thin coat to darken and lengthen)
• Lash-safe cleaning (remove mascara with gentle micellar water)

Jawline Basics​

• Reduce fat/puffiness (eat less salt, drink more water, reduce body fat if needed)
• Hydration (drink consistently throughout the day)
• Lower puffiness (use a cold tool on your jawline in the morning)

Eye Area Basics​

• Sleep (aim for 7–9 hours)
• Cold compress (apply cold spoon or eye patch for 1–2 minutes)
• Caffeine eye gel (dab small amount under eyes)
• Reduce screen strain (take 20-second breaks every 20 minutes)

Teeth & Mouth​

• Whitening strips (use 1× day for 1–2 weeks)
• Brushing (2× daily for at least 2 minutes)
• Flossing (floss every night before bed)
• Tongue scraper (scrape from back to front after brushing)

Body & Posture​

• Daily walking (30–60 minutes day)
• Stretching (stretch hamstrings, chest, and neck daily)
• Basic posture (shoulders back, chest open, chin neutral)

Fashion Basics​

• Proper fit (wear clothes that match your body shape, not too baggy)
• Clean shoes (wipe shoes weekly, keep them in good condition)
• Light fragrance (1–2 sprays max on neck/wrists)

Social Softmax​

• Eye contact (hold eye contact 1–2 seconds longer than usual)
• Clear speech (slow down slightly and articulate)
• Clean nails (trim and remove dirt weekly)
• General grooming (shower daily, fresh deodorant)

Spoiler: Intermidiate softmaxes

INTERMEDIATE SOFTMAX​

Skin Optimization​

• Retinoids (apply pea-sized amount at night 2–3× weekly)
• Niacinamide (use morning or night to reduce redness and pores)
• Vitamin C (morning serum for brightening)
• AHA/BHA (chemical exfoliant 1× weekly for texture)

Hair Optimization​

• Blow-dry for volume (blow-dry upward with a brush)
• Volumizing powder (tap into roots on dry hair)
• Texture products (use sea-salt spray or clay for natural look)
• Tailored haircut (ask barber for face-shape adjustment)

Eyebrow Growth & Enhancement​

• Tint/dye (use brow tint for 5–10 minutes for darker brows)
• Castor oil (apply tiny amount before bed)
• Rosemary oil (dilute with carrier oil and apply 3× weekly)
• Symmetry shaping (tweeze to match both brows evenly)

Eyelash Enhancements​

• Eyelash serum (apply at lash line nightly)
• Heated lash curler (slowly lift lashes upward)
• Lash tint (darken lashes if naturally light)

Jawline Enhancements​

• Neck training (chin tucks and light resistance neck flexions)
• Better angles for photos (slight chin forward + down)
• Beard shaping (trim jawline to create cleaner angle)
• Beard dye (fill patchy or light areas)

Facial Structure Appearance Tweaks​

• Vertical hairstyles (styles that add height elongate the face)
• Angular glasses (select frames that sharpen face lines)
• Eyebrow angle (slightly angled brows create stronger eye area)
• Cheek shadow enhancement (light contour if desired)

Nose Softmax​

• Blackhead removal (use salicylic acid or pore strips)
• Mattifying nose (use blotting pads during the day)
• Light contour (optional: one thin line on sides of nose)

Lip Softmax​

• Lip balm (apply 2–3× day)
• Lip scrub (rub gently with sugar/brush 1× week)
• Tint (use light color for more definition)

Body & Fitness​

• Weightlifting (train 3–4× week: push/pull/legs split)
• Core training (planks, leg raises 2–3× week)
• Neck training (use neck harness or bodyweight chin tucks)
• V-taper training (focus on lats, shoulders, upper back)

Fashion​

• Dress for body type (identify triangle, rectangle, etc.)
• Color matching (wear colors that suit your skin tone)
• Accessories (chain, ring, watch — subtle, not excessive)

1. Social & Behavioral​

• Stand tall (shoulders down and back)
• Better gait (walk smoothly with steady pace)
• Charisma development (practice pacing, tone, and expression)

Spoiler: Advanced Softmaxes

ADVANCED SOFTMAX​

Advanced Skin Softmax​

• Full routine building (AM: cleanse/Vit C/moisturizer/SPF — PM: cleanse/retinoid/moisturizer)
• Pigmentation correction (use targeted serums like tranexamic acid)
• Redness control (niacinamide or green-tint corrector)
• Texture refinement (regular AHA/BHA rotation)

Microneedling (Cosmetic Level Only)​

• Eyebrows (roll 0.25 mm once weekly lightly)
• Beard area (same depth, very gentle)
• Skin (only if trained, always sanitize properly)

Hair Density Strategies​

• Thickening shampoos (use caffeine or biotin formulas)
• Advanced blow-dry (section hair and lift roots with a brush)
• Layering (ask barber for textured layers for volume)
• Precise styling (use matte clay for shape control)

Advanced Eyebrow Softmax​

• Brow soap (brush brows upward with clear soap for volume)
• Feathered styling (use a fine pencil for hair-like strokes)
• Precision trimming (cut only long hairs that stick out)
• Architectural shaping (shape tail, arch, and front evenly)

Lash Softmax​

• Multi-step lash care (curl → serum → optional tint)
• Long-term serum use (3–6 months for maximal growth)
• Gentle removal routine (no rubbing or pulling)

Advanced Facial Aesthetics​

• Color correction (use peach under eye if dark circles)
• Light contouring (subtle shading along cheeks or jaw)
• Strategic facial hair (beard lines create artificial symmetry)
• Optical illusions (dark hair = sharper features, light hair = softer)

Full Body Aesthetics​

• Aesthetic-focused training (balance shoulders, traps, arms)
• Symmetry training (fix muscle imbalances)
• Mobility work (hips, hamstrings, thoracic spine)

Posture Mastery​

• Spine alignment training (cat-cow, wall angels, planks)
• Pelvis neutral (avoid anterior pelvic tilt)
• Symmetrical walking mechanics (heel → midfoot → toe)

Environmental Softmax​

• Better lighting (face the light source in photos)
• Background aesthetics (clean space improves impression)
• Signature scent (choose one long-term fragrance)
• Consistent grooming (keep hair, nails, eyebrows maintained)

Advanced Social Softmax​

• Develop your persona (style + speech + behavior)
• Confidence aura (calm movements, steady breath)
• Conversation rhythm (pace your speaking, avoid rushing)

dnr bs ai slop