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1. "Muh Free Speech" But They Cry Like Bitches When Challenged
Cuckservatives love to act like they’re the warriors of free speech, but the second someone says something they don’t like, they go full Karen mode. "CRT is destroying our children!" "Ban this book!" "Muh cancel culture!" Bro, you literally tried to ruin Kaepernick’s career because he didn’t stand for your flag. You lose your minds over some trooned out autistic outcasts existing, but when someone calls you a bigot, suddenly you're the victim? Peak hypocrisy. Cockservatits only want free speech when it benefits them—everyone else can shut up.2. "Small Government" But They Want a Full-On Police State
Conservacucks always LARP as "anti-authoritarian," but the second they get power, they turn into hitlermaxxers. They say they hate government control, but they’re fine with banning abortion, banning gay books, and forcing their outdated slave morality on everyone. These guys would unironically support a dictator as long as he forced people to live in some 1950s trad fantasy. Absolute clowns.3. Fiscal Conservatism is Just a Cope—They Print Money Like Monkeys
Cockservatits love to act like they’re "responsible" with money, but the second they get into office, the economy turns into Zimbabwe. Bush wrecked everything, Trump printed trillions, and these morons still push trickle-down economics like it’s not a literal scam. Tax cuts for billionaires? Of course. Billions for the military? Yes, sir. But the second someone suggests healthcare or infrastructure, it's "we can’t afford that, bro." Conservacucks don’t care about spending—they just want the rich to get richer while the rest rot.4. "Family Values" But They’re All Degenerates Behind the Scenes
Let’s get back to that instagram link. Conservacuck love to LARP as the moral guardians of society, but these dudes are the biggest degenerates on the planet. How many pastors have been caught with prostitutes? How many "family values" politicians get caught cheating? Andrew Tate, their idol, got arrested for human trafficking, and they still defend him. Meanwhile, they push for laws that make it harder for actual families to survive—no maternity leave, no affordable childcare, no healthcare. They don’t care about families, they’re just sub5s who tradcope in hopes of getting their 4 inch dicks wet once a month.5. They Are The Softest, Most Butthurt Snowflakes Alive
These dudes act like they’re the strong, stoic alphas, but they cry about everything. "Woke Disney is ruining movies!" "Starbucks holiday cups don’t say Christmas!" "There’s a black guy in a TV show!" Bro, how are you gonna call other people sensitive when you’re literally throwing tantrums over fucking M&Ms? JFL. These dudes are permanently stuck in victim mode, blaming society for their failures while pretending they’re the only ones who "see the truth." It’s cope. Disney make another movie about troonsmaxxers? Who the fuck cares.6. Cockservatits See Men as Nothing More Than Disposable Wagecucks
Conservacucks love to LARP as the defenders of masculinity, but all they really want is for men to be obedient wage slaves who shut up and die for the system. "Man up!" "Provide for your family!" "Real men don’t complain!" Bro, shut the fuck up. These are the same dudes who worship the same corporations that underpay you, the same government that sends you to die in wars for oil, and the same society that treats you like a walking ATM while giving women all the rights and none of the responsibilities.They tell you to work hard and be a "good provider," but the second you get screwed over—divorce-raped, fired, homeless—they just call you lazy and say "should have worked harder, bro." Meanwhile, women get infinite safety nets, while men get nothing but "bootstraps" cope. And don’t even get started on the military—cockservatits LOVE shilling for war, sending young men to die so some defense contractor can get richer. Then when veterans come back broken and homeless, they just get a half-hearted "thank you for your service" and left to rot. It’s always a young man’s responsibility to unfuck everything about the world. They’ll criticize men all day while worshipping women. The reason they want that 1950s trad fantasy is because tradcucks have a slave-fetish. They want to serve their queens in monogamous betabuxxing relationships all day.
At the end of the day, conservacucks don’t give a flying fuck about men. They just want you to shut up, suffer in silence, and die for their corporate overlords.