The vikings raid my home and kill my family after raping them

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I grab my looksmaxing products and hide in a kitchen cabinet. They find me, yank me out recklessly onto the ground. One of them snatches my retina a and looks at it curiously, he squeezes a drop of it on his finger and tastes it. He spits it out violently and asks me out of all the things in the house why did I choose to save some strange cream? I told him because without looks, there is no light in the dark, that retin-a is a holy symbol of looksmaxing.


The viking takes interest in me and takes me as his slave to sell back on his tribe in Norway. However, Later that day he sits me down on his table and asks me about the gods I worship after telling me about his Gods - Odin, Thor, and Loki. He takes interest and asks me what so holy about the cream. I then inform him about the legendary PSL gods and blackpill philosophy he is fascinated by my religious beliefs, we later talked more and more and grew a relationship. We now do raids agaisnt the anglos and we united our beliefs together, including Gandy and O'Pry in his pantheon of norse gods and we both practice looksmaxing techniques. After many battles together the norwood reaper claimed his hair but I assured him to pray to gandy for reassurance. He did, but his hair did not come back. I saw him talk less and less, and eventually one day, I found his body floating, face forward on a river near his village. The villagers blamed me for poisoning his mind with the blackpill ideaologies and I told them I will accept any punishment as I agreed with them. And as I rest my head on the wooden U arch where the executioner would clean off my head I am asked I have any last words before I enter valhalla, I tell them "I shall join my friend and feast with gandy and O'pry." And that's when everything suddenly went black.
 
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And that's when everything suddenly went black.
and then you hear it

"So... you're finally awake, you were trying to ascend to Gandy Heaven, right? Walked right into that soyboy ambush, same as us, and that ricecel over there."
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