The white zoomer ANALYSIS

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I measure at exactly 183.7 last time I checked a few hours after I woke up, at a genuine height. One thing I realized is zoomers aren't specifically tall but a lot of them are skinny as fuck and look tall from a distance but right beside them you can kinda tell that they're in the 5'10 - 6'1 range and not 6'2-6'3 most of the time, a lot of you retards get fucked up by not realizing that you're not viewing people from the top of your head but by 4-5 inches below at eye level. I went out to a very white area and kids were leaving some fancy school in downtown Toronto and 90% of them were white and looked rich (It was a private school), I was calculating the height, and I'd say the average in reality for white zoomers is a good 5'11, maybe 5'10.5, atleast in non super tall european countries.

For lean guys the average rating was high mtn - low htn from the front view, but people look a lot better from 3/4ths and side profile in motion so my psl brain was saying HTN a lot until I focused primarily on front view. A few genuine chadlites.

But then..

A group of guys, the shortest one was my height, a good 3 were 6'2 and two 6'4-6'5 guys walked in front of me. All were low HTN minimum. One of the 6'2 guys was a good chadlite, and the tallest one was a real chad. He made the chadlite guy look ugly I've genuinely probably never seen such a GL guy irl in my life.

The mog was so brutal, I am still thinking about it. The heightmog and facemog was ridiculous I imagined myself from a third person perspective beside him and shit was just embarrassing JFL.
 
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I can't believe that niggas here unironically believe that the average zoomer is 6'3+
 
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Tales from the basement
 
You are right, when looking at someone from a distant they appear taller than they really are, especially if they are skinny. It happens to me a lot.
 

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