The World Revolves Around Hard Dicks - this is my manifesto

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If our dicks didn't get hard for women, we wouldn't fight their battles and bring them children. We wouldn't smile or even look at them, which uplifts their slutty nature. Instead, some males might view them as a threat, like when a male views another male who has a bigger dick and can beat his faggot ass into a whiny little bitch!

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Women need our dicks to stay hard with thick veins bulging. But don't fool yourself into believing a woman licking pussy's clit doesn't desire a hard dick buried inside her wet hole. Anyone can pretend to be anything. A leader can pretend people are trying to kill him because he's that special. Of course, a woman can pretend that she's only attracted to other women with strap-ons.

Dykes desire hard dicks. The evidence is the vibrators and dildos they use, which are replicas of hard dicks. Unlike clever liars, lesbians are naturally less intelligent than honest women who want those hard dicks inside them. A good parody for my creepy observation would be a man who sees a vagina as gross, yet he fucks a pocket pussy every day. Or your nasty mother who claims she hates men, and yet, she keeps popping up on dating apps begging for hard dicks.

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If our dicks stopped pulsating rock-hard for women, they'd become a liability. They would have nothing of significance for our survival. What work they can do, we can do. Ah, yes, we can suck our own cocks as well. We wouldn't need them anymore if our dicks weren't ready to puke inside their vaginas.

Indubitably, our dicks stay hard for women, especially when we're young and full of testosterone and autistic jackhammering energy. Many of us have no control and resistance from our dicks getting hard for women. And they understand this and use it against us. But why?

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Women need to keep men's dicks hard, or mankind ends. Their easy living becomes a tediously dull life with no joy, no excitement, just a dull, boring existence. Ah, yes, the world indeed revolves around hard dicks.

If you're a foid and know a lesbian, tell her to get some hard dick. Together, like a team, both of you get some dick. Tell your friends and get a train of dick-wetting rolling. Take Hawk Tuah's advice and spit your mucus on that hard dick, then lick it off, you nasty motherfucker! Take back control, ladies, or there will be no tomorrow.

The silly science fiction fantasy gays have about sperm banks would replenish the world, but they failed (to be expected) to exclude the spiteful nature of people. During the COVID vaccination push, there were reported incidents throughout the world of pharmacists, doctors, and nurses destroying vials. And let's not exclude Mother Nature disagreeing with the stubbornness. Ugh, she could turn AIDS into a black plague—a real, unstoppable pandemic, Gov.

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It's not that women don't want men to stay hard for them, they want to be the men, but without having to fight the consequences they instigate. Still, ladies, do you believe other nations of men would be willing to comply with this? Can you convince Chinese men to bow before your squirting vagina?

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What about the South American dicks known to toss dead women into canals? Can you convince them you should rule the world with a wet pussy?

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Indeed, indeed, World War Three is inevitable.

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Pornography is a clever scheme secretly managed by women to keep dicks hard. The deceptive, conniving vaginas can pretend they dislike porn and find it disgustingly humiliating, but they know it keeps men wanting their chopped-up roast beef flaps.

Gay men are the only real threat—an enigma to women. Why would any hard dick only want two holes? Women have three holes for the price of two. Gay men only desire assholes? No wonder why their mouths smell like shit all the time. Brutally gross.

Lesbians are ninnies stomping their wittle feet because hard dicks come with a price called, 'respect the dick, bitch.' Ah, yes, spoiled twats who can't get their way with a hard dick, so they lick their pussies like hideously sad little creeps. Pathetic.

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Then we have the women dicks don't get hard for—what's a girl to do for compassion and touch? Gotta lick that pussy and hope that one day a hard dick makes it inside her who isn't a dick about it.

In the context of this manifesto masterpiece, hard dicks come with a price. Wet pussy comes with a price. Put the two together, and you get prices, right?

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In conclusion of the first conclusion, sex will always be a moment—not hours, not days. Chasing a girl for a few minutes of pleasure—no wonder why so many vaginas would rather fuck themselves for money. Those women understand what I'm ejaculating in your eyes and penetrating deeply inside your moist brain. They know that after they allow the hard dick inside their whore hole, he'll give up the fight. He'd stop chasing her, unless he's a psychotic-privileged fuck. What pussy he can get is probably the only one he'll ever sample. Ugh, those pussies ruin her chances of trying other hard dicks. But that was yesterday. Today, younger women know who those guys are because of guys like me. Other assholes, much different from my mentality, provide them platforms to keep them fed and their banking accounts prosperous, but with one condition: They can't date those guys.

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Ah, jimmy boy it’s too early to be thinking about cock.
 
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Just sharing what I know, the bosses also know. And knowing they push the rainbow ideology and encourage the kids to fuck themselves and not the other gender, ugh, world war three will be a bloodbath of confused feelings.
 
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Analogy:
Sun = fertile young pussy
Earth= Hard Dicks
Moon = The porn industry and most of interweb and popular media and marketing

As can be visualized in the analogy, most of the modern world revolves around hard dicks, but hard dicks revolve around young pussy.
 
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It's a dick world
 
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I read every single word, bro
 
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Analogy:
Sun = fertile young pussy
Earth= Hard Dicks
Moon = The porn industry and most of interweb and popular media and marketing

As can be visualized in the analogy, most of the modern world revolves around hard dicks, but hard dicks revolve around young pussy.
Not sure what to make of that, OldRooster. I was talking about hard dicks make the world go round. But you had to go toss questionable ages into that. Ugh. Glowing there, buddy. Ngl. You are glowing!

Always. And if the day ever comes when you can't, Viagra up. Do it for the vaginas.

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It's a dick world
Pretty much. Women used psychology against us decades ago making us believe we need them. Nooooo. They need us more than themselves. But they will be allowed to prove themselves during WW3. If they fuck that up, they'll never be trusted again.

Like drinking milk. Usually, it smells great. But sometimes, ugh, spoiled. Bottles up anyway!

I read every single word, bro
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Dickpill debunked again
 
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Genius observations
 
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