THE WORST THING A SURGEON COULD TELL YOU

[Slayerino]

You get a botched surgery, bring the matter to the surgeon and he says: "You look fine to me".

Does this motherfucker think you cut open your face to look fine to his boomer ass?!

What would you do?

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[BigBiceps]

Pay for another surgery on a different surgeon.

 

[Slayerino]

Pay for another surgery on a different surgeon.

Just be a silent cuck theory.

 

[Deleted member 4430]

I would say: yes, you are right, sir thank you for your service

 

[BigBiceps]

Just be a silent cuck theory.

It's not like he's gonna give your money back. Probably knows he fucked up, but just wanted to keep the money. Some ppl are crooks like that.

 

[maxxedfalloutdweller]

I would kill a nigga

 

[Deleted member 4464]

I think its bad too if they say "there's nothing wrong with you" and refuse to do surgery on you

 

[Slayerino]

It's not like he's gonna give your money back. Probably knows he fucked up, but just wanted to keep the money. Some ppl are crooks like that.

Just break his metatarsi so he can never work again(in Minecraft)

 

[Abominari]

anything he says would be bad after botching though; is he supposed to ioi and suck your dick?

 

[Slayerino]

anything he says would be bad after botching though; is he supposed to ioi and suck your dick?

He can say "You're right, I'll do a revision for free if you want to". The problem is that surgeons are arrogant pride cunts and they'll never do that.

 

[Deleted member 5694]

I’d throw him on his operating table, knock him out and fuck up his face as much as possible

 

[Gonthar]

You get a botched surgery, bring the matter to the surgeon and he says: "You look fine to me".

I think it would be worse if he would say something like: "Yeah, it's over...".

 

[Deleted member 5927]

How often do surgeons fuck up this thread has me scared ngl

 

[Deleted member 2634]

No, you clearly lack the artist eye ,son

What happened btw?

 

[Slayerino]

How often do surgeons fuck up this thread has me scared ngl

You have no idea how much surgeons in general botch people up. You only see their successes, not their lawsuits.

No, you clearly lack the artist eye ,son

What happened btw?

Nothing, yet. Hopefully.

 

[SadnessWYJ]

op do you look like barrett now?

 

[Deleted member 5927]

You have no idea how much surgeons in general botch people up. You only see their successes, not their lawsuits.


Nothing, yet. Hopefully.

I'm scared I just need under eye filler should I be worried

 

[Slayerino]

op do you look like barrett now?

Yes, his queen dyke bloated version.

I'm scared I just need under eye filler should I be worried

That's a normie procedure, you'll be fine. You have to worry when you have to cut and reposition your own bones.

 

[Ocelot]

redacted nvm

 

[Deleted member 3990]

Give him LeFort. But not on the surgery table

 

[Soalian]

Surgeons don't even look good JFL, they're like fat Doctors; they know everything about what they should be doing, but they won't apply it on themselves

 

[PYT]

perform lefort 3 on him right then and there

 

[Deleted member 10524]

He can say "You're right, I'll do a revision for free if you want to". The problem is that surgeons are arrogant pride cunts and they'll never do that.

why the fuck would you want a revision from the guy who fucked you up

 

[oatmeal]

have been longing for a long time to do bimax

but i am truly afraid of how it can and cannot turn out.

just do my research on my own, wouldn't trust this site except for a few.

 

[Deleted member 7863]

have been longing for a long time to do bimax

but i am truly afraid of how it can and cannot turn out.

just do my research on my own, wouldn't trust this site except for a few.

theres a really small chance you die when getting a bimax right?

 

[oatmeal]

theres a really small chance you die when getting a bimax right?

To be honest if I die during bimax then so be it lol. I wouldn't even be aware of it happening.

I'm afraid of other complications like my nerves getting fucked up and having constant pain for the rest of my life.

at least bimax is a predictable surgery so I wouldn't end up looking bad probably, but you never know.

 

[Deleted member 7863]

To be honest if I die during bimax then so be it lol. I wouldn't even be aware of it happening.

I'm afraid of other complications like my nerves getting fucked up and having constant pain for the rest of my life.

at least bimax is a predictable surgery so I wouldn't end up looking bad probably, but you never know.

i hope you dont die

 

[oatmeal]

i hope you dont die

I can't tell if you want me to get permanent nerve damage or not actually die be swell...

well i'll take this as a good thing.

 

[Deleted member 7863]

I can't tell if you want me to get permanent nerve damage or not actually die be swell...

well i'll take this as a good thing.

i hope you dont get permanent nerve damage or die