Theory: Every curry was someone bad in their past lives. (Long post so skip if you won't read)

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So from what I heard about hindus and their beliefs is that they believe in a process called reincarnation and living through multiple lives of struggle, until they finally attain something called "moksha" or something translated into "liberation" or "emancipation". And what you are reincarnated as depends on the past deeds of your past life. So if you do good deeds in your current life, you'll be born as something good in your next life, and if you do bad deeds in your current life, well... you understand.

Well I just realized, that living the life of a curry is probably one of the worst punishments that a human can suffer through, but you, see that's the whole point, living as a curry IS the punishment. Punishment for what you may ask? Well what the fuck did you do in your past life to warrant you being born a curry in this one hmm? Must've been something really fucked up, if the gods thought this was a fitting punishment for your crimes. Who knows, maybe you were some nazi soldier who exterminated a whole village of slavs/jews in ww2 (inb4 coping stormfrontcels say "dats a gud thing hurrdurrhurrdurrhurrdurr") or maybe you were communist thug who killed off a whole family peasants because they failed to meet a grain quota, or maybe you were Jack the Ripper and now must pay the price of every single girl you killed by being reborn a curry for each life you took? The whole point is that being born a curry is punishment, and it's something you have to suffer through in order to atone for your past crimes.

Then I realized something else, being born white is probably the greatest gift one can ask for, an almost "liberating" feeling you might say... THAT'S IT, that's when I figured it out! Moksha = suffering through multiple lives of being born and living as a curry until you finally atone for your sins and LIBERATE yourself from the suffering of being curry and are finally born white.

It all makes sense now! Hinduism in short, is the long process of becoming white. But don't get too comfortable white people, as you since you are still living lives, you have the capability of committing sins, and were enough to add up over time, by the time you come to your point of death and on to your next life, your bad deeds might weigh enough upon your soul to sink you down into being reborn curry, and forcing you to restart the WHOLE process again!
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So be careful!
 
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thread title was funny but actual thread was tryhard
 
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Moral Reincarnation is cope

Whats good for the cat, is bad for the mouse

Whats good for the bird, is bad for the worm

Is it morally wrong for a man to eat a cow? The cow wants to live too
 
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Holy shit bro, starting out I thought it was funny but as I kept watching it I found myself slowly nodding in agreement... I agree with everything this fellow curry has said because I can relate to ALL OF IT.
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Holy shit bro, starting out I thought it was funny but as I kept watching it I found myself slowly nodding in agreement... I agree with everything this fellow curry has said because I can relate to ALL OF IT.
You don't know who this is do you?
 
So from what I heard about hindus and their beliefs is that they believe in a process called reincarnation and living through multiple lives of struggle, until they finally attain something called "moksha" or something translated into "liberation" or "emancipation". And what you are reincarnated as depends on the past deeds of your past life. So if you do good deeds in your current life, you'll be born as something good in your next life, and if you do bad deeds in your current life, well... you understand.

Well I just realized, that living the life of a curry is probably one of the worst punishments that a human can suffer through, but you, see that's the whole point, living as a curry IS the punishment. Punishment for what you may ask? Well what the fuck did you do in your past life to warrant you being born a curry in this one hmm? Must've been something really fucked up, if the gods thought this was a fitting punishment for your crimes. Who knows, maybe you were some nazi soldier who exterminated a whole village of slavs/jews in ww2 (inb4 coping stormfrontcels say "dats a gud thing hurrdurrhurrdurrhurrdurr") or maybe you were communist thug who killed off a whole family peasants because they failed to meet a grain quota, or maybe you were Jack the Ripper and now must pay the price of every single girl you killed by being reborn a curry for each life you took? The whole point is that being born a curry is punishment, and it's something you have to suffer through in order to atone for your past crimes.

Then I realized something else, being born white is probably the greatest gift one can ask for, an almost "liberating" feeling you might say... THAT'S IT, that's when I figured it out! Moksha = suffering through multiple lives of being born and living as a curry until you finally atone for your sins and LIBERATE yourself from the suffering of being curry and are finally born white.

It all makes sense now! Hinduism in short, is the long process of becoming white. But don't get too comfortable white people, as you since you are still living lives, you have the capability of committing sins, and were enough to add up over time, by the time you come to your point of death and on to your next life, your bad deeds might weigh enough upon your soul to sink you down into being reborn curry, and forcing you to restart the WHOLE process again!
😰😰😰

So be careful!
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So from what I heard about hindus and their beliefs is that they believe in a process called reincarnation and living through multiple lives of struggle, until they finally attain something called "moksha" or something translated into "liberation" or "emancipation". And what you are reincarnated as depends on the past deeds of your past life. So if you do good deeds in your current life, you'll be born as something good in your next life, and if you do bad deeds in your current life, well... you understand.

Well I just realized, that living the life of a curry is probably one of the worst punishments that a human can suffer through, but you, see that's the whole point, living as a curry IS the punishment. Punishment for what you may ask? Well what the fuck did you do in your past life to warrant you being born a curry in this one hmm? Must've been something really fucked up, if the gods thought this was a fitting punishment for your crimes. Who knows, maybe you were some nazi soldier who exterminated a whole village of slavs/jews in ww2 (inb4 coping stormfrontcels say "dats a gud thing hurrdurrhurrdurrhurrdurr") or maybe you were communist thug who killed off a whole family peasants because they failed to meet a grain quota, or maybe you were Jack the Ripper and now must pay the price of every single girl you killed by being reborn a curry for each life you took? The whole point is that being born a curry is punishment, and it's something you have to suffer through in order to atone for your past crimes.

Then I realized something else, being born white is probably the greatest gift one can ask for, an almost "liberating" feeling you might say... THAT'S IT, that's when I figured it out! Moksha = suffering through multiple lives of being born and living as a curry until you finally atone for your sins and LIBERATE yourself from the suffering of being curry and are finally born white.

It all makes sense now! Hinduism in short, is the long process of becoming white. But don't get too comfortable white people, as you since you are still living lives, you have the capability of committing sins, and were enough to add up over time, by the time you come to your point of death and on to your next life, your bad deeds might weigh enough upon your soul to sink you down into being reborn curry, and forcing you to restart the WHOLE process again!
😰😰😰

So be careful!
I actually thought of this too

Maybe ugly People deserve to ne treated bad because bad deeds?
I still dont want to treat anyone bad because im a manlet and dicklet and i hate when someone bullies me
 
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So from what I heard about hindus and their beliefs is that they believe in a process called reincarnation and living through multiple lives of struggle, until they finally attain something called "moksha" or something translated into "liberation" or "emancipation". And what you are reincarnated as depends on the past deeds of your past life. So if you do good deeds in your current life, you'll be born as something good in your next life, and if you do bad deeds in your current life, well... you understand.

Well I just realized, that living the life of a curry is probably one of the worst punishments that a human can suffer through, but you, see that's the whole point, living as a curry IS the punishment. Punishment for what you may ask? Well what the fuck did you do in your past life to warrant you being born a curry in this one hmm? Must've been something really fucked up, if the gods thought this was a fitting punishment for your crimes. Who knows, maybe you were some nazi soldier who exterminated a whole village of slavs/jews in ww2 (inb4 coping stormfrontcels say "dats a gud thing hurrdurrhurrdurrhurrdurr") or maybe you were communist thug who killed off a whole family peasants because they failed to meet a grain quota, or maybe you were Jack the Ripper and now must pay the price of every single girl you killed by being reborn a curry for each life you took? The whole point is that being born a curry is punishment, and it's something you have to suffer through in order to atone for your past crimes.

Then I realized something else, being born white is probably the greatest gift one can ask for, an almost "liberating" feeling you might say... THAT'S IT, that's when I figured it out! Moksha = suffering through multiple lives of being born and living as a curry until you finally atone for your sins and LIBERATE yourself from the suffering of being curry and are finally born white.

It all makes sense now! Hinduism in short, is the long process of becoming white. But don't get too comfortable white people, as you since you are still living lives, you have the capability of committing sins, and were enough to add up over time, by the time you come to your point of death and on to your next life, your bad deeds might weigh enough upon your soul to sink you down into being reborn curry, and forcing you to restart the WHOLE process again!
😰😰😰

So be careful!
Buddhist also.

Getting reincarnation punishments, is commonly beleived in.
A nice way, to justify people having very bad luck
 

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