Theory: Indian food is so good BECAUSE of how dirty it is

[Olivecel]

If it doesn’t make you sick, it’s not authentic and probably not as good.
The sweat of dirty Indian hands give the food zest, and how they stir the pot with their toes.

 

[Deleted member 87612]

maybe its because they use spices?

 

[Olivecel]

maybe its because they use spices?

So do Arabs, Greeks, Chinese and Spanish but their food gets mogged by the flavor combustion of Indian food.
I’m telling you it’s the grime. That’s the secret.

 

[Olivecel]

Might be lucky enough to find a dirty toenail but it’s probably common.
They they put on a show when the health inspector comes then it’s back to the tasty stuff

 

[moodless]

maybe its because they use spices?

Indian food is unironically top 5 cuisine for me

 

[Olivecel]

Indian food is unironically top 5 cuisine for me

Yeah it’s fucking good and so fucking dirty (but that’s what makes it good). It’s probably top 2 for me.

 

[BimaxLaser]

Is so good? Its dogshit

 

[Olivecel]

Is so good? Its dogshit

Stop coping bro it’s literally and combustible flavor bomb in your mouth

 

[Olivecel]

Indian food is so funny. It’s a meme on its own. And all the stupid names like ‘Vindalooo’

 

[BimaxLaser]

Stop coping bro it’s literally and combustible flavor bomb in your mouth

Never had it

 

[moredatesmorerapes]

I went to an Indian restaurant today and the food was really good but holy shit the place smelled horrible

 

[Olivecel]

Never had it

It looks like shit and is made with shit but it definitely tastes amaaaaazing

 

[BimaxLaser]

It looks like shit and is made with shit but it definitely tastes amaaaaazing

I will never try it because I am racist

 

[Olivecel]

I went to an Indian restaurant today and the food was really good but holy shit the place smelled horrible

Yeah Indian food is fuckinb hilarious. I love it.

 

[Olivecel]

I will never try it because I am racist

Make it at home then
But don’t forget to stir with your toes. That’s the authentic way

 

[Olivecel]

I will never try it because I am racist

If you are racist so I’m assuming you’re white jfl only whites think about race

 

[Olivecel]

I went to an Indian restaurant today and the food was really good but holy shit the place smelled horrible

And unfortunately the waiters will never get laid
But at least they make yummy food

 

[BimaxLaser]

If you are racist so I’m assuming you’re white jfl only whites think about race

I am white, but you're lying. Its Indians on here talking about race which made me very racist

 

[Dominicoon]

Is so good? Its dogshit

What race r u

 

[BimaxLaser]

What race r u

I am white, but you're lying. Its Indians on here talking about race which made me very racist

 

[Mosh12]

 

[Olivecel]

I am white, but you're lying. Its Indians on here talking about race which made me very racist

Indians only talk about race when they’re talking shit about Arabs and Pakistanis.
Asians, Arabs, and Hispanics never care about race. Only religions and culture stuff like that.
Black people are also cry babies about race. They care as much as whites except black have inferior complex as opposed to white.
Balkan in specific is the most racist of all.

 

[Dominicoon]

What kind of white @BimaxLaser

 

[Olivecel]

Fake.
They’re not stirring with their dirty hands and toes. Or scraping spices off the floor that they shit on.

 

[Olivecel]

What kind of white @BimaxLaser

Would you agree Spanish are the whitest? They are whiter than Germans even because they are the most western. Far west as it gets

 

[Dominicoon]

Would you agree Spanish are the whitest? They are whiter than Germans even because they are the most western. Far west as it gets

North spaniards sure

 

[cooldude1231]

I just like the orange sauce and chicken my mum gets.

 

[Olivecel]

North spaniards sure

Southern Spanish are not?

 

[Olivecel]

I just like the orange sauce and chicken my mum gets.

Does she make the naan dough with her armpits?

 

[moredatesmorerapes]

And unfortunately the waiters will never get laid
But at least they make yummy food

I saw like 2 Indians with white gfs there
Or at least white girls
Mirin them

 

[longjohnmong]

goat is surprisingly tasty