THEORY: Softmax is only gay if u are fat

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So most people call me gay cuz I am very softmaxxed. But then again I get called very handsome when I am debloat maxxed AND softmaxxed at the same level. So I began pondering why do people think guys who r very softmaxxed gay? While most good looking models and people are decently softmaxxed? They only get called gay IF they are NOT lean in the face (either due to bloat or fat). Because softmaxxing itself is feminine. Bloat is feminine too. So the chance get greater of people thinking U are gay. U gotta compensate the femininity of softmaxxing with masculine features. E.g. Leanness, facial definition, stubble beard.

Any thoughts about my theory?
 
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So most people call me gay cuz I am very softmaxxed. But then again I get called very handsome when I am debloat maxxed AND softmaxxed at the same level. So I began pondering why do people think guys who r very softmaxxed gay? While most good looking models and people are decently softmaxxed? They only get called gay IF they are NOT lean in the face (either due to bloat or fat). Because softmaxxing itself is feminine. Bloat is feminine too. So the chance get greater of people thinking U are gay. U gotta compensate the femininity of softmaxxing with masculine features. E.g. Leanness, facial definition, stubble beard.

Any thoughts about my theory?
it’s a good theory
 
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You're a faggot for using bb cream
If chad uses bb cream no one complains
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