Theory: Women speak an entire different language

[Sphinx]

Me and @Vermilioncore came to the realization that there's no way that men and women speak the same language. in any language. I don't mean that in an edgy funny way either. Women have different hormones and their faculties aren't the same as men. As a consequence, they grow up with the exact same input but get a different interpretation of it. If you're colorblind you might in theory get the vocab and meaning (or so you think) but the end result is different.

One example of the differences in the language:

Man: Hey make me a sandwich my love
Woman: Make it yourself, what am i? your slave?

A seemingly harmless discussion that can happen at any house, but without knowing that there's a huge barrier things can go south.

The correct form:

Man: Hey make me a sandwich.
Woman : Would love to, can you beat me up right after?

As the men is blind to the female language, he would get mad over the seemingly refusement. The female is no different, she's blind to the male therefore doesn't understand why the male is such a dick to her, why can't he enjoy my cooking and slap and spit on my face? guess what? she would look for it elsewhere, to some Chad that can and will eat from her hands and beat the shit out of her. Finally! someone who can understand and make my back all with purple marks.

Make no mistake, Chad doesn't understand the female he just simply doesn't give a fuck and just follow his needs with no words. Free food? ok. I slapped her and she smiled? I like it, no problem. How can men and women function in society while they can't even understand each other? until recently in history women couldn't vote because men couldn't understand what the fuck they even talking about. You vote for who? he doesn't even running.


This is getting too long for your weak attention span, may have to make a Part 2. I'll show ways to overcome this confusion and how to speak slut fluently and effortlessly. Keep in mind, we might open a course and the numbers are limited, so keep your eyes open or send us an email.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Very high IQ observation.

So, in continuation,

Women speak Slut. Let me give you a few examples of what women say versus what they mean to say:

Don’t boss me around = Boss me around like your little bitch

I’m not your sex toy, you can’t just use me = use me, fuck me, pump me, dump me

I love how you treat me so well = although I respect that you treat me good, I wish you would degrade me and abuse me more

Real men don’t hit women = I get wet thinking about being beaten the fuck out of by a big cock chad

Your dick is the perfect size = your dick is too small, I need a 15 inch cock!

Get out of my house right now I’m so mad! = please don’t be a cuck, don’t listen to me, put me in my place, don’t let me talk to you this way!

You see, these are just a few examples of Slutlish language. If you don’t speak Slutlish, you will never know what a bitch is saying.

 

[Sphinx]

Very high IQ observation.

So, in continuation,

Women speak Slut. Let me give you a few examples of what women say versus what they mean to say:

Don’t boss me around = Boss me around like your little bitch

I’m not your sex toy, you can’t just use me = use me, fuck me, pump me, dump me

I love how you treat me so well = although I respect that you treat me good, I wish you would degrade me and abuse me more

Real men don’t hit women = I get wet thinking about being beaten the fuck out of by a big cock chad

Your dick is the perfect size = your dick is too small, I need a 15 inch cock!

Get out of my house right now I’m so mad! = please don’t be a cuck, don’t listen to me, put me in my place, don’t let me talk to you this way!

You see, these are just a few examples of Slutlish language. If you don’t speak Slutlish, you will never know what a bitch is saying.

Few beautiful examples to get by real quick. In order to master the whole language there's way more. The grammar is the same tho, so we can take comfort in that. Overall slutish is a very simple language. If you didn't hear her right, beating her up might very well do the trick.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Few beautiful examples to get by real quick. In order to master the whole language there's way more. The grammar is the same tho, so we can take comfort in that. Overall slutish is a very simple language. If you didn't hear her right, beating her up might very well do the trick.

You and I may be the Leonardo DaVinci and Plato of our time. We won’t know the impact we made until we dead

 

[Sphinx]

You and I may be the Leonardo DaVinci and Plato of our time. We won’t know the impact we made until we dead

We debunk legends, we see patterns that have never been seen before. Giving the bible the right interpretation as god intended.
Notice how everyone is calling us in names? That's what they said about Darwin and many more legends. Only after we'll die people would appreciate our work. While we rot in our graves, worms eating our flesh. Only then would people talk about the 2 legends who discover the 'Language barrier theory' and the Myth of the continents.

But I'm ok with it.

 

[bladeenjoyer123]

 

[Vermilioncore]

We debunk legends, we see patterns that have never been seen before. Giving the bible the right interpretation as god intended.
Notice how everyone is calling us in names? That's what they said about Darwin and many more legends. Only after we'll die people would appreciate our work. While we rot in our graves, worms eating our flesh. Only then would people talk about the 2 legends who discover the 'Language barrier theory' and the Myth of the continents.

But I'm ok with it.

One day we will have biogrpahcal books about us, films, even museums! They might put my phone in an exhibit and label it “the phone used by Vermilioncore to chat with Sphinx about the Language Barrier Theory”

 

[Alt Number 3]

if I was a gigachad I would be rapist

 

[Sphinx]

One day we will have biogrpahcal books about us, films, even museums! They might put my phone in an exhibit and label it “the phone used by Vermilioncore to chat with Sphinx about the Language Barrier Theory”

Great idea. I'm writing a diary right now with all the important details and my side of the story. Endless hours of discussions, failures too. People think that we got it right the first time. Many theories failed us. But I'm convinced that were right on the money on that one. Fuck bro Imagine kids learning about us in school, pictures of us in the entering of universities and what not. The apple fell on our head.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Great idea. I'm writing a diary right now with all the important details and my side of the story. Endless hours of discussions, failures too. People think that we got it right the first time. Many theories failed us. But I'm convinced that were right on the money on that one. Fuck bro Imagine kids learning about us in school, pictures of us in the entering of universities and what not. The apple fell on our head.

We are experiencing some Benjamin Franklin, George Washington type shit right now. In our eyes it’s just another boring day but hundreds of years form now people will make paintings of this day and wonder what it was like to actually be there at the moment

 

[Sphinx]

We are experiencing some Benjamin Franklin, George Washington type shit right now. In our eyes it’s just another boring day but hundreds of years form now people will make paintings of this day and wonder what it was like to actually be there at the moment

Bro crazy shit, listening to foids music right now is so different! even beautiful! All the songs of Taylor Swift is basically how she wise she could get fucked and slapped all around the place. My dick is hard. It's literally all about the right context.

They would still pay for my misunderstandings tho. Not advocating for violence but I'll pretend I don't speak their language and shit.

 

[vaninskybird]

Let it be known in the history books that i was your first follower

 

[Sphinx]

Let it be known in the history books that i was your first follower

They are trying to silence us! he's banned! I knew that this was a huge mistake to post it right now.

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[CFW432]

(WARNING MUST BE ATLEAST A CHADLITE OR HIGHER FOR THIS TO WORK, IF YOU ARE A SUBHUMAN SHE ACTUALLY MEANS THESE THINGS TO YOU)

 

[Ritalincel]

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[Sphinx]

We debunk legends, we see patterns that have never been seen before. Giving the bible the right interpretation as god intended.
Notice how everyone is calling us in names? That's what they said about Darwin and many more legends. Only after we'll die people would appreciate our work. While we rot in our graves, worms eating our flesh. Only then would people talk about the 2 legends who discover the 'Language barrier theory' and the Myth of the continents.

But I'm ok with it.

@Vermilioncore You remember those days?

 

[Sphinx]

Good thread

 

[Deleted member 17763]

based and esther vilar pilled

 

[Ricochet]

Based. There's more to this theory. You're definitely on to something with this tho