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People need to exercise caution when near wild animals. Yogi Bear, for a good example of innocent appearance, yet predictable behavior, is a park ranger of the Yellowstone TV series. One evening, the bear committed an unspeakable act of horror. The next morning, his little buddy bagging products for Cocaine Bear, their side hustle, confronted him about the terrifying noises he heard the following night.

"What were those terrifying noises last night, Yogi?" Boo Boo asked with a perturbing mien as he tapped a razor blade into the white powder. "It sounded like a woman screaming and then a man begging for his life."

Yogi patted his pal's back and confessed, "That was me busting a tranny's face open. Woo woo woo!" he pushed a pinkie into the powder.

"Gee, Yogi, why would you do that?"

"Well, Boo Boo," Yogi said, snorting his pinkie while he stepped to the window of the cabin and observed the Gates of Hell's blazing fires. He recalled the evening before, "I saw a man, dressed like a hideous-looking teenage girl, following a real teenage girl into the women's public restroom. I went to investigate and saw the pervert with his arm around her neck and the other hand clenching her survival kit. So I did what any talking abomination would do and busted his fucking face open—end of story."

"Eh, Yogi, isn't that taking things to the extreme?" Boo Boo said as he sealed off a dime of angel dust. "What about the Woke Agenda? Aren't children free game for LGBT pedophiles?"

"Absolutely not, Boo Boo. And you suck at listening because I told you end of story. Now I'm getting pissed off thinking back at the time you dressed like a woman to trick the tourists into believing you needed help, so we could smash and grab their basket of goodies. But I can't get that image out of my mind now. It's really fucking with my head, Boo Boo. Perhaps, you should take a walk before you, too, lose some teeth."

Boo Boo took a step back from Yogi, keeping his gaze on him, before leaving the studio.

As you saw, Mother Nature isn't as unpredictable as virtual signal retards claim. Wild animals are predictable. And animals that talk and stand like humans, well, do the math and figure out what could happen next.

One evening, the event: A future yet to come

Yellowstone TV series: Western Power Nations

Unspeakable act of horror: Starting World War Three

Yogi Bear: USA

Boo Boo: The medical industry

Tranny and LGBT pedophiles: China

Teenage girl: Wealthy families and corporations

Cocaine Bear: Big Pharma

The time Boo Boo dressed like a woman: Covid-19

basket of goodies: privacy, money, freedoms

Woke Agenda: Depopulation agreement

Children/tourists: the world's population

Gates of Hell's Blazing Fires: The apocalypse; everything goes wrong for everyone

Mother Nature: Mother Nature, the fuck you thought that was going to be? However, wild animals: the nature of the United States

like humans: Honest, honorable, loyal, and free will ideology
 
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People need to exercise caution when near wild animals. Yogi Bear, for a good example of innocent appearance, yet predictable behavior, is a park ranger of the Yellowstone TV series. One evening, the bear committed an unspeakable act of horror. The next morning, his little buddy bagging products for Cocaine Bear, their side hustle, confronted him about the terrifying noises he heard the following night.

"What were those terrifying noises last night, Yogi?" Boo Boo asked with a perturbing mien as he tapped a razor blade into the white powder. "It sounded like a woman screaming and then a man begging for his life."

Yogi patted his pal's back and confessed, "That was me busting a tranny's face open. Woo woo woo!" he pushed a pinkie into the powder.

"Gee, Yogi, why would you do that?"

"Well, Boo Boo," Yogi said, snorting his pinkie while he stepped to the window of the cabin and observed the Gates of Hell's blazing fires. He recalled the evening before, "I saw a man, dressed like a hideous-looking teenage girl, following a real teenage girl into the women's public restroom. I went to investigate and saw the pervert with his arm around her neck and the other hand clenching her survival kit. So I did what any talking abomination would do and busted his fucking face open—end of story."

"Eh, Yogi, isn't that taking things to the extreme?" Boo Boo said as he sealed off a dime of angel dust. "What about the Woke Agenda? Aren't children free game for LGBT pedophiles?"

"Absolutely not, Boo Boo. And you suck at listening because I told you end of story. Now I'm getting pissed off thinking back at the time you dressed like a woman to trick the tourists into believing you needed help, so we could smash and grab their basket of goodies. But I can't get that image out of my mind now. It's really fucking with my head, Boo Boo. Perhaps, you should take a walk before you, too, lose some teeth."

Boo Boo took a step back from Yogi, keeping his gaze on him, before leaving the studio.

As you saw, Mother Nature isn't as unpredictable as virtual signal retards claim. Wild animals are predictable. And animals that talk and stand like humans, well, do the math and figure out what could happen next.

One evening, the event: A future yet to come

Yellowstone TV series: Western Power Nations

Unspeakable act of horror: Starting World War Three

Yogi Bear: USA

Boo Boo: The medical industry

Tranny and LGBT pedophiles: China

Teenage girl: Wealthy families and corporations

Cocaine Bear: Big Pharma

The time Boo Boo dressed like a woman: Covid-19

basket of goodies: privacy, money, freedoms

Woke Agenda: Depopulation agreement

Children/tourists: the world's population

Gates of Hell's Blazing Fires: The apocalypse; everything goes wrong for everyone

Mother Nature: Mother Nature, the fuck you thought that was going to be? However, wild animals: the nature of the United States

like humans: Honest, honorable, loyal, and free will ideology
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Have ever seen a Yeti
 
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Have ever seen a Yeti
Nope. I've never seen an alien or any odd creature but have seen impossibilities and met odd people. This one feller, in his 30s, at least, didn't know how to properly wear pants. I was in a department store when I saw the unusual oddity.
 
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This thread got suspiciously pushed in the back, why is that?
 
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People need to exercise caution when near wild animals. Yogi Bear
Yogi Bear: USA
However, wild animals: the nature of the United States
One fourth of earth‘s population taken from earth including one of that reasons is "wild animals".
A metaphor?

Correct me on that one Jim, but you‘re basically saying that the unpredictable nature of the USA (mostly it’s military) will cause some deadly collateral damage in the upcoming world war.

Is that right?
 
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One fourth of earth‘s population taken from earth including one of that reasons is "wild animals".
A metaphor?

Correct me on that one Jim, but you‘re basically saying that the unpredictable nature of the USA (mostly it’s military) will cause some deadly collateral damage in the upcoming world war.

Is that right?
We can't be trusted. China absolutely can't be either. But I see them like trannies in the closet.



You know the agents of the CPC and soldiers of the PLA got dick hard to those male models in women's lingerie.
 
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We can't be trusted. China absolutely can't be either. But I see them like trannies in the closet.



You know the agents of the CPC and soldiers of the PLA got dick hard to those male models in women's lingerie.

That‘s why so many asian specifically Chinese women flock to white men. I don’t think it‘s 100% because of looks.
They want men that still have a backbone and stubbornness.

When you go to a houseparty for example and start eyefucking an Asian chick she will react to you differently depentent on if you are Asian or whited


How she reacts to the Asian dude gawking at her:
Awkward See Ya GIF by Hello All



How she reacts to a White dude glancing at her:
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That‘s why so many asian specifically Chinese women flock to white men. I don’t think it‘s 100% because of looks.
They want men that still have a backbone and stubbornness.

When you go to a houseparty for example and start eyefucking an Asian chick she will react to you differently depentent on if you are Asian or whited


How she reacts to the Asian dude gawking at her:
Awkward See Ya GIF by Hello All



How she reacts to a White dude glancing at her:
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She understands her men in China are cowards. She understands they're too fragile when standing up against an enormous gang of suited thugs. Of course, she rather has any other man, non-Chinese, non-Indian because she has a much better chance at survival with such but also, the bonus, a much bigger penis to pack her sushi tight.
 
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