there is a super high iq dog in my neighborhood

Thales

Thales

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he just chills leaning against the fence all day, with his back turned to the street. can't be bothered to bark at all

meanwhile, every other dog in the street didn't even learn the same people walking by every god damn day aren't a threat after a thousand times

basically the difference between people on top (like myself) and nobodies with a congenital chip on their shoulder
 
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The dog sounds stupid and lazy , fuck you and that dog
 
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@thales20 , bhai this guy your fan.
Send bobs and vagene
 
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The dog sounds stupid and lazy , fuck you and that dog

you know what would he do if he could understand this comment? nothing. he'd think "thank god this isn't me" and keep chilling
 
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Poor dog woke up and realized he's not just in a simulation, but the PET of the creatures the simulation was created for.

A fate worse than death. But dogs aren't like humans, they can't commit suicide, their natural instincts don't allow it...

OP... do what needs to be done.

Free the poor hound from his mortal suffering.
Longform lead credit jake stangel 1525106191
 
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Poor dog woke up and realized he's not just in a simulation, but the PET of the creatures the simulation was created for.

A fate worse than death. But dogs aren't like humans, they can't commit suicide, their natural instincts don't allow it...

OP... do what needs to be done.

Free the poor hound from his mortal suffering.
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he just chills leaning against the fence all day, with his back turned to the street. can't be bothered to bark at all

meanwhile, every other dog in the street didn't even learn the same people walking by every god damn day aren't a threat after a thousand times

basically the difference between people on top (like myself) and nobodies with a congenital chip on their shoulder
Based name i wished I wasnt stupid and got this name
 
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@thales20 , bhai this guy your fan.
Send bobs and vagene
Wish i werent a downie retarded when I created my name and actually just wrote Thales as a normal human being
 
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tales from @Thales
 
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Wish i werent a downie retarded when I created my name and actually just wrote Thales as a normal human being
Where did you get the inspiration for the name from?
 
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I thought you took it from Thales of Mitelus, but K
yeah my father gave me this name because of him, thats why im high iq and based
 
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yeah my father gave me this name because of him, thats why im high iq and based
- A Pajeet pay pig with ligma and osteoperosis
 
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