There Is no bigger halo than telling girls you work as an investment banker

[htncel]

It's the ultimate and best statusmaxx and moneymaxx method you will ever achieve. It doesn't matter if you're a junior analyst, working as an investment banker in Goldman or BlackRock elevates your halo to infinity, even stacies will be interested if you're at least MTN with IB halo (Except if you're curry ofc)

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

There’s no bigger halo than looking like this

 

[htncel]

There’s no bigger halo than looking like this
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Yeah but outside of looks IB gives you the best amounts of status and money halo since it's a well respected and one of the highest earning jobs (higher than neurosurgeons), it also increases your appeal indirectly and allows you to network with models/celebs

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Yeah but outside of looks IB gives you the best amounts of status and money halo since it's a well respected and one of the highest earning jobs (higher than neurosurgeons), it also increases your appeal indirectly and allows you to network with models/celebs

Ye people have this idea of Wall Street dudes being these competent charismatic GL men

 

[Gonthar]

 

[htncel]

Ye people have this idea of Wall Street dudes being these competent charismatic GL men

Top middle pic men range from HTNs to Chads, + IB halo= Unstoppable Slayer, literal wake up call to IBmaxx. If you max out the dark triad, look at least HTN+ and you're into investment banking, then you're the Wattpad character all foids want.

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[Gonthar]

Top middle pic men range from HTNs to Chads, + IB halo= Unstoppable Slayer, literal wake up call to IBmaxx. If you max out the dark triad, look at least HTN+ and you're into investment banking, then you're the Wattpad character all foids want.

Photos are cherrypicked from movies and tv shows, I'm sure in real life there are many subhuman bankers, I doubt women fantasize about them...

 

[htncel]

Photos are cherrypicked from movies and tv shows, I'm sure in real life there are many subhuman bankers, I doubt women fantasize about them...

Yeah that's why I said you have to be at least MTN+ to get the effects of the halo. If the investment banker was a pajeetcel then ofc it would have no effect since foids are repulsed by subhumanity no matter the status. But if you're only a 5/10 + in looks status halo will save you and increase your projected smv.

 

[lifeless]

Well, my dad was one before having me
LARP potential??

 

[RICHCELDOM]

If all fails I wanna do that ngl.

I would just need a phd

 

[htncel]

Well, my dad was one before having me
LARP potential??

If all fails I wanna do that ngl.

I would just need a phd

IB requirements are insane though. You must be in a target school (Ivy league or Top 20 University) or it's next to impossible.

 

[romanstock]

IB requirements are insane though. You must be in a target school (Ivy league or Top 20 University) or it's next to impossible.

you don't have to actually be one to say you're one

 

[htncel]

you don't have to actually be one to say you're one

Over when she actually goes to your house

 

[romanstock]

Over when she actually goes to your house

i just started and investment bankers invest their money for the future babe, that's the whole point, not to spend it and lose it straight up

'ohh'

 

[valentine]

Ew sounds boring as hell

 

[greycel]

Ew sounds boring as hell

Right..
Also it won't be worth it as you'll be packed with busy work schedules. No time to spend with your girl

 

[Shahnameh]

I tell girls I'm unemployed and living off public welfare

 

[Sodoku]

So many subhumans working in IB. Balding recessed and fat making 300k a year.

European bankers look the part tho ngl

 

[autistic_tendencies]

girls don’t even know what that is
Theyll be like - cool
It’s a slavery job for the most part

 

[whitebitchslayer]

go out and wear a Nvidia t shirt, tell them all you work there, free pussy