BigJimsWornOutTires
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You know what you need to do. Instead, many of you are lazy motherfuckers who rather jerk off all day and whine about genetics, excuses galore. It makes it easier for you not to move a muscle. And the ones working out, their expectations are off-the-charts unrealistic. They believe, "Muh I work out and now have muscles. I deserve an Onlyfans model." Fucking retard.
This is what you deserve:
My advice, if you're at the stage of the Muscular Whore, now it's time to learn about Get fucked! And thus, fuck off. You're done. It's over. Sure, it sounded like a solid plan at the beginning; get into the best shape of your life while thirsting for whores. However, nothing will fix the dick in you. That nausates A-L-L vaginas. Who would subject themselves to a fucking prick?
But there's good news!
I always wanted to use the good news spoiler in a thread. Don't take it personally.
Here's the TWIST!
Nope. No twist. You're done.
Just kidding, it's just begun!
Noooooooo, that ship sailed when your father was selfish and didn't pull out of your mother before conception.
Eh, I'm joking
No. I'm not.
Gee, Bob, this isn't so optimistic, where's the good karma?
The good karma vacated when you reacted with likes and laughs to horrifying threads of other people's demise. What kind of woman would date a fucking asshole who laughs about people he doesn't know?
This fucking sucks
Yup. Anyone who mocks people carries that negativity inside. You might think you're hiding it in person, but "good" women are blessed with a special ability to sense that jerk before he opens his fucking mouth. Trashy foids, on the other hand, like the ones who mock incels and belittle racists, feed the same demon. A wholesome person doesn't react to such demise. See yourselves on the same boat drifting into the deep sea with no clean water, no sign of rain coming, and nothing but each other to feed on. Ah, yes, cannibals you become. Using excuses and self-arrogance to devour one another for your own custom prosperity and disturbed karma.
Disrespecting the elders should have been a warning, not advice
Ah, yes, you have the entire world figured out. Good job! You're better than those old fucks, you're smarter and more clever. Whoa, impressive! But damn, did you have to tell the world about it in 2019? Brutal.
When you're a dipshit to elders, you fuck yourself. You might be too shy to go up to a girl you like. But the elder would! Remember, they have nothing to lose. The girl ALWAYS talks to the elders. He then introduces her to you. Do you see how that shit works out? However, if he thinks you'll be a dipshit and mock him to impress her... GET FUCKED! You're on your own there, buddy boi. No apologies, guilt-free.
Many of you could have gotten laid a hundred times by now. But instead, being the pampered Mommy's pet, you fuck yourselves over... and over... and over. They really should have made that advice a warning. Perhaps, it was the past generations' way of fucking you all today. Brutal mog, ngl.
I leave you with the words of Rocon the Vicious, a Viking from 1028 AD. "I wonder if the future will remember me?"
This is what you deserve:
My advice, if you're at the stage of the Muscular Whore, now it's time to learn about Get fucked! And thus, fuck off. You're done. It's over. Sure, it sounded like a solid plan at the beginning; get into the best shape of your life while thirsting for whores. However, nothing will fix the dick in you. That nausates A-L-L vaginas. Who would subject themselves to a fucking prick?
But there's good news!
I always wanted to use the good news spoiler in a thread. Don't take it personally.
Here's the TWIST!
Nope. No twist. You're done.
Just kidding, it's just begun!
Noooooooo, that ship sailed when your father was selfish and didn't pull out of your mother before conception.
Eh, I'm joking
No. I'm not.
Gee, Bob, this isn't so optimistic, where's the good karma?
The good karma vacated when you reacted with likes and laughs to horrifying threads of other people's demise. What kind of woman would date a fucking asshole who laughs about people he doesn't know?
This fucking sucks
Yup. Anyone who mocks people carries that negativity inside. You might think you're hiding it in person, but "good" women are blessed with a special ability to sense that jerk before he opens his fucking mouth. Trashy foids, on the other hand, like the ones who mock incels and belittle racists, feed the same demon. A wholesome person doesn't react to such demise. See yourselves on the same boat drifting into the deep sea with no clean water, no sign of rain coming, and nothing but each other to feed on. Ah, yes, cannibals you become. Using excuses and self-arrogance to devour one another for your own custom prosperity and disturbed karma.
Disrespecting the elders should have been a warning, not advice
Ah, yes, you have the entire world figured out. Good job! You're better than those old fucks, you're smarter and more clever. Whoa, impressive! But damn, did you have to tell the world about it in 2019? Brutal.
When you're a dipshit to elders, you fuck yourself. You might be too shy to go up to a girl you like. But the elder would! Remember, they have nothing to lose. The girl ALWAYS talks to the elders. He then introduces her to you. Do you see how that shit works out? However, if he thinks you'll be a dipshit and mock him to impress her... GET FUCKED! You're on your own there, buddy boi. No apologies, guilt-free.
Many of you could have gotten laid a hundred times by now. But instead, being the pampered Mommy's pet, you fuck yourselves over... and over... and over. They really should have made that advice a warning. Perhaps, it was the past generations' way of fucking you all today. Brutal mog, ngl.
I leave you with the words of Rocon the Vicious, a Viking from 1028 AD. "I wonder if the future will remember me?"
