There's a fish that can go up your no-no parts

[RichmondBread]

The candiru is a tiny, but fearsome, beast that lives in the rivers of the Amazon, and has a penchant for swimming into the human penis.

Why This Tiny Amazonian Catfish Is Alleged To Be Every Man's Worst Nightmare

The fish has been described as "very small, but uniquely occupied in doing evil."

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[Deleted member 1774]

tbhjfl

 

[Alexanderr]

I will never go to South America. Bestgore taught me not to do so.

 

[SayNoToRotting]

I will never go to South America. Bestgore taught me not to do so.

 

[Zeta ascended]

I will never go to South America. Bestgore taught me not to do so.

It also taught me not to go to any African countries. There's legit hundreds of videos of people being burned alive and stoned to death in public for stealing