These new stretch chino pants are DICKFUEL

[mulattocel]

My bulge looks insane in these stretchy Levi chinos. Had my latina coworker so distracted during the morning meeting I even angled myself towards her to make sure she saw this girth jfl

You’re not incel, you’re just wearing the wrong pants

 

[Psocho]

looksmaxers be havin NEGATIVE drip bro @hax

 

[mulattocel]

looksmaxers be havin NEGATIVE drip bro @hax

It’s a work uniform

 

[Surfsup]

Vaseline on ur key chain is crazy

looksmaxers be havin NEGATIVE drip bro @hax

 

[mulattocel]

Vaseline on ur key chain is crazy

LMAO it’s actually an AirPods case

 

[Psocho]

Vaseline on ur key chain is crazy

and why his keychain is so close to his dick

a keychain is supposed to be worn on the side of ur pants

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

My bulge looks insane in these stretchy Levi chinos. Had my latina coworker so distracted during the morning meeting I even angled myself towards her to make sure she saw this girth jfl

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You’re not incel, you’re just wearing the wrong pants

Crazy bulgemaxx

Mirin game and low inhib tbh

Too bad I'm a dicklet and a manlet, no "muh pants" for me

 

[Surfsup]

Crazy bulgemaxx

Mirin game and low inhib tbh

Too bad I'm a dicklet and a manlet, no "muh pants" for me

I'm not one I have a good size but I'm a grower

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

LMAO it’s actually an AirPods case

Nah the drip is crazy blud

 

[kazama]

My bulge looks insane in these stretchy Levi chinos. Had my latina coworker so distracted during the morning meeting I even angled myself towards her to make sure she saw this girth jfl

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You’re not incel, you’re just wearing the wrong pants

Mirin, even for ur inhibition tbh

 

[mulattocel]

Crazy bulgemaxx

Mirin game and low inhib tbh

Too bad I'm a dicklet and a manlet, no "muh pants" for me

I got you bhai

 

[Hernan]

looksmaxers be havin NEGATIVE drip bro @hax

@PsychoDsk

 

[Hernan]

I got you bhai

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Over if you ever use this.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Over if you ever use this.

What? It's the method

 

[valentine]

ts is ahh lil bro

 

[Nome]

My bulge looks insane in these stretchy Levi chinos. Had my latina coworker so distracted during the morning meeting I even angled myself towards her to make sure she saw this girth jfl

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You’re not incel, you’re just wearing the wrong pants

Gotta buy these

 

[mulattocel]

Gotta buy these

Check your local thrift stores

 

[Nome]

Check your local thrift stores

Also what underwear do you recommend for peak bulge?

 

[mulattocel]

Also what underwear do you recommend for peak bulge?

Knit boxers. Stay away from compression underwear

 

[hax]

ts is ahh lil bro

deadass though…

where’s the purple jeans tag?

 

[mulattocel]

ts is ahh lil bro

Lemme see yours

 

[Corleone]

My bulge looks insane in these stretchy Levi chinos. Had my latina coworker so distracted during the morning meeting I even angled myself towards her to make sure she saw this girth jfl

Mogger, bulges are for men what skirts and short dresses are for women.

But I can‘t get them, I don‘t wear polyesther or any synthetic fabrics on my skin - I‘m not a peasant.

Vaseline on ur key chain is crazy

I already get way too much unwanted attention from gays because I’m lean and well groomed, if I wore a vaseline cup next to my dick I‘d have to be on the look-out 24/7

 

[trashbinxoxo]

"you know I keep that thang on me"
What thing?
"I stay strapped with that Vaseline"

 

[trashbinxoxo]

Also what underwear do you recommend for peak bulge?

Plaid Hanes boxers from Walmart

 

[mulattocel]

I already get way too much unwanted attention from gays because I’m lean and well groomed, if I wore a vaseline cup next to my dick I‘d have to be on the look-out 24/7

I’ve already caught the Diddy allegations because of it