They need to make coming-of-age movies about timid lonely incel men

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Every one of those coming-of-age movies is about cool, young people who have sex and explore each others' bodies.

The experiences of these characters are meant to be relatable, but many guys can't relate to them at all. Forget about sex with another person, it seems completely alien to most of us when the protagonist in these films have a bunch of contacts in their phone or friends to hang out with.

They need to make coming-of-age movies that men in 2025 can relate to.

They need to make movies about timid, lonely, incel men who have no friends and only ever get a text from their grandma. The protagonists should be ugly guys who go to high school and the teacher doesn't remember their name. They go home and watch porn (they're addicted to it), and eat a weird, non-NT carnivore diet because they're desperately trying to "self-improve" and look good so people like them. When they talk to girls in the film, the girls should get really uncomfortable or bored and just walk away.

In one scene he is wearing his penis extender in the classroom and someone asks him why his jeans look like that and everyone starts laughing and he tightens his fist around his pencil so it snaps.

The films should end with the protagonist going ER, roping, or ascending.

Directors need to be take advantage of this untapped market as men are currently completely alienated by the coming-of-age genre!
 
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@manletmachinestream thoughts?
 
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Every one of those coming-of-age movies is about cool, young people who have sex and explore each others' bodies.

The experiences of these characters are meant to be relatable, but many guys can't relate to them at all. Forget about sex with another person, it seems completely alien to most of us when the protagonist in these films have a bunch of contacts in their phone or friends to hang out with.

They need to make coming-of-age movies that men in 2025 can relate to.

They need to make movies about timid, lonely, incel men who have no friends and only ever get a text from their grandma. The protagonists should be ugly guys who go to high school and the teacher doesn't remember their name. They go home and watch porn (they're addicted to it), and eat a weird, non-NT carnivore diet because they're desperately trying to "self-improve" and look good so people like them. When they talk to girls in the film, the girls should get really uncomfortable or bored and just walk away.

In one scene he is wearing his penis extender in the classroom and someone asks him why his jeans look like that and everyone starts laughing and he tightens his fist around his pencil so it snaps.

The films should end with the protagonist going ER, roping, or ascending.

Directors need to be take advantage of this untapped market as men are currently completely alienated by the coming-of-age genre!

Every one of those coming-of-age movies is about cool, young people who have sex and explore each others' bodies.

The experiences of these characters are meant to be relatable, but many guys can't relate to them at all. Forget about sex with another person, it seems completely alien to most of us when the protagonist in these films have a bunch of contacts in their phone or friends to hang out with.

They need to make coming-of-age movies that men in 2025 can relate to.

They need to make movies about timid, lonely, incel men who have no friends and only ever get a text from their grandma. The protagonists should be ugly guys who go to high school and the teacher doesn't remember their name. They go home and watch porn (they're addicted to it), and eat a weird, non-NT carnivore diet because they're desperately trying to "self-improve" and look good so people like them. When they talk to girls in the film, the girls should get really uncomfortable or bored and just walk away.

In one scene he is wearing his penis extender in the classroom and someone asks him why his jeans look like that and everyone starts laughing and he tightens his fist around his pencil so it snaps.

The films should end with the protagonist going ER, roping, or ascending.

Directors need to be take advantage of this untapped market as men are currently completely alienated by the coming-of-age genre!
the film follows the story of 2 guys.

Gurdeep Pajeet, a Indian immigrant in canada who struggles to fit in socially. He does not speak English well, is the shortest in his class, skinnyfat, and watches hamza. The film follows his terrible homelife with him getting beat, trying to ascend through gymcelling but being constantly held back by his subhuman hindu diet and studycel parents who beat him into studying. His goal is to do one pullup and one pushup. He thinks this is a good goal till PE starts and he watches a skinny prettyboy who bullies him knock out 10 straight up with no exercise. Gurdeep tries one, fails, everyone laughs at him. But when Fat Timothy, a white canadian class jester can’t do one, nobody gives him shit.

Next, the PE prof has the class do pushups. Gurdeep is unable to do even girl pushups, which leads to the whole class, including the white boomer PE prof to giggle. After the teacher leaves to get water(smoke a cigarette) a few of the prettyboy chadlites stand up, and whip off their shirts, the girls stare in awe at their skinny-athletic physiques, defined shoulders and abs, Gurdeep hears “oh mah god, look at jason’s abs” and it fills with with sadness as he looks down inside his shirt to see hairy man tits and a bulging belly.

Brad, one of the school’s varsity football players, turns to Gurdeep after noticing his insecurity and yells “why don’t you take that shirt off, it’s hot in here”. Gurdeep does not dare to say a word, he moves his narrow-skulled head side to side to signal a non-verbal “no”. The boys and girls in the class turn to Gurdeep and the room fills with a cacophony of taunts, jabs and dares.

“Ayo Take off your shirt”

Gurdeep, nervously obliged, making perhaps his biggest mistake to date.

The class erupts into laughter.

“Omg he’s like a skinny guy trapped into a fat man’s body!”

“How’s he fatter than Tim but with twig arms!”

“Hahahaha”


“I bet Jessica’s jealous of those tits”
Timothy remarks, Jessica jokingly smacks him and says “omg staphhh”

Jason then deliver’s the killing blow:

“Bro built like a snowman”

Everyone explodes in laughter. Gurdeep starts to cry, which for a 12th grader is unacceptable.
The laughter intensifies.

He leaves the class, runs to the bathroom stall, locks the door and tries, rocking back and forth in the fetal position on the bathroom floor.

2 hours later, he leaves for home, having skipped his biology class.

When Gurdeep arrives home, his father turns to scold him.

“CLASS SKIPPER! CLASS SKIPPING! YOU WILL END UP LIKE A BUM!”

His son tries to explain, but before Gurdeep could even open his mouth, the buckle of his father’s belt strikes him across his forehead, knocking him clean onto the ground.

The belting continues.

“BAKALAKADIRKAJERQA! I DID NOT SELL THE FARM TO PROVIDE YOU A BETTER LIFE SO YOU CAN WASTE IT LIKE WHITE BOY CRACK HEAD! WE ARE PROUD TAMIL HINDUS!”

The ember of defiance takes hold of gurdeep. In between his cries for mercy he whimpers

“I wish I was white!”

His father, temporarily halts the belting and says “you what?”

Gurdeep freezes, apologizes, and the belting resume.

The ember extinguished.

Later that day, gurdeep notices hamza’s latest video:

“Why I’m proud my father beat me”

And gurdeep begins to watch it. As he scrolls through the comments he sees one that prompts him to reply. The comment reads: “There is no excuse for child abuse, unsubscribed”

Gurdeep replies “bahi, i was beat and it make me disciplined and strong”

The original commenter does not reply.
 
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The brutal thing is that it would still remind me of when I was youngcel and make me feel that awful sickness of nostalgia.
 
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They did it.

It's called superbad.

Michael Cera plays the timid character.
 
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Every one of those coming-of-age movies is about cool, young people who have sex and explore each others' bodies.

The experiences of these characters are meant to be relatable, but many guys can't relate to them at all. Forget about sex with another person, it seems completely alien to most of us when the protagonist in these films have a bunch of contacts in their phone or friends to hang out with.

They need to make coming-of-age movies that men in 2025 can relate to.

They need to make movies about timid, lonely, incel men who have no friends and only ever get a text from their grandma. The protagonists should be ugly guys who go to high school and the teacher doesn't remember their name. They go home and watch porn (they're addicted to it), and eat a weird, non-NT carnivore diet because they're desperately trying to "self-improve" and look good so people like them. When they talk to girls in the film, the girls should get really uncomfortable or bored and just walk away.

In one scene he is wearing his penis extender in the classroom and someone asks him why his jeans look like that and everyone starts laughing and he tightens his fist around his pencil so it snaps.

The films should end with the protagonist going ER, roping, or ascending.

Directors need to be take advantage of this untapped market as men are currently completely alienated by the coming-of-age genre!
Become a film writer
 
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Every one of those coming-of-age movies is about cool, young people who have sex and explore each others' bodies.

The experiences of these characters are meant to be relatable, but many guys can't relate to them at all. Forget about sex with another person, it seems completely alien to most of us when the protagonist in these films have a bunch of contacts in their phone or friends to hang out with.

They need to make coming-of-age movies that men in 2025 can relate to.

They need to make movies about timid, lonely, incel men who have no friends and only ever get a text from their grandma. The protagonists should be ugly guys who go to high school and the teacher doesn't remember their name. They go home and watch porn (they're addicted to it), and eat a weird, non-NT carnivore diet because they're desperately trying to "self-improve" and look good so people like them. When they talk to girls in the film, the girls should get really uncomfortable or bored and just walk away.

In one scene he is wearing his penis extender in the classroom and someone asks him why his jeans look like that and everyone starts laughing and he tightens his fist around his pencil so it snaps.

The films should end with the protagonist going ER, roping, or ascending.

Directors need to be take advantage of this untapped market as men are currently completely alienated by the coming-of-age genre!
not a single why am i so lazy
 
But they party and have an active social life
They strategize and solve their inceldom.

People want to see characters solve their problems in fantastic ways. The Joker 2 bombed because the character does nothing to solve his problems, and fails with all his attempts. It's "Realistic" sure but it doesn't make for a great film.

But as far as incels solving their problems...

American pie is another movie where incels solve their inceldome.

Weird science, two incels use a computer program to solve their inceldome.

Ex-Machina an incel gets lucky enough to have meet a robot that pretends to like him.

There's the 40 year old virgin. I don't really remember what happened in that.

The Perks of being a wallflower might be what you want, but I haven't seen it.

Lawnmower man is about a mentally handicapped incel. He does VR to increase his intelligence and solves his inceldom that way.

A clockwork orange is about an incel that solves his inceldome by starting a gang and raping women.

Donnie Darko is about an incel skizo that kills himself.
 
They strategize and solve their inceldom.

People want to see characters solve their problems in fantastic ways. The Joker 2 bombed because the character does nothing to solve his problems, and fails with all his attempts. It's "Realistic" sure but it doesn't make for a great film.

But as far as incels solving their problems...

American pie is another movie where incels solve their inceldome.

Weird science, two incels use a computer program to solve their inceldome.

Ex-Machina an incel gets lucky enough to have meet a robot that pretends to like him.

There's the 40 year old virgin. I don't really remember what happened in that.

The Perks of being a wallflower might be what you want, but I haven't seen it.

Lawnmower man is about a mentally handicapped incel. He does VR to increase his intelligence and solves his inceldom that way.

A clockwork orange is about an incel that solves his inceldome by starting a gang and raping women.

Donnie Darko is about an incel skizo that kills himself.
Nah perks of being a wallflower sucks dick
 
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