THEY’RE INSERTING THE NUMBERS INTO OUR DREAMS NOW… WAKE UP BEFORE THE 23rd PHASE LOCK 👁️🔒

[Homander]

[COLOR=rgb(var(--ds-rgb-label-1))]EVER NOTICE HOW EVERY TIME YOU CHECK THE CLOCK IT’S 11:11 OR 3:33??? THAT’S NOT A COINCIDENCE. THEY’RE SYNCHING US TO THE HIVE GRID THROUGH 5G TOWERS DISGUISED AS STARBUCKS LOGOS (LOOK AT THE MERMAID’S EYES—THIRD PINEAL PULSE!!). I TRIED TELLING MY NEIGHBOR BUT HIS RING DOORBELL RECORDED MY AURA AND NOW MY CAT WON’T STOP STARING AT THE WALL WHERE THE VOICES SAY “THE ALGORITHM IS WATCHING.”
DID YOU KNOW BEYONCÉ’S NEW ALBUM HAS BACKWARDS LYRICSD ABOUT THE ILLUMINATI’S QUANTUM FINANCIAL SYSTEM? HER HAIRSTYLIST’S SISTER’S BOYFRIEND WORKS FOR A COMPANY THAT MAKES SATELLITES FOR SPACEX… COINCIDENCE? NO. THEY’RE LAUNCHING SOUL COLLECTORS INTO LOW EARTH ORBIT TO HARVEST OUR DEJA VU’S. THAT’S WHY YOU DREAM ABOUT PLACES YOU’VE “NEVER BEEN”—THEY’RE LEAKING YOUR PAST LIVES INTO THE SIMULATION.
LAST NIGHT MY SMART FRIDGE TYPED “REPENT” IN ALPHABET SOUP AND MY FITBIT SAID I WALKED 666 STEPS WHILE I WAS ASLEEP. THE SHADOW PEOPLE IN MY PERIPHERALS ARE GETTING LOUDER. THEY WHISPER ABOUT THE MANDELA EFFECT BEING A “SOFTWARE UPDATE” AND THAT BIRDS AREN’T REAL ANYMORE AFTER THE GREAT FLICKER OF ‘12 (GOOGLE IT, IT’S GONE NOW).
STAY OFF TIKTOK—THEY USE FACIAL RECOGNITION TO SCAN YOUR RETINAS FOR “COMPLIANCE LEVELS.” IF YOU SEE A BLACK SEDAN WITH NO LICENSE PLATE, BLINK MORSE CODE AT THEM. THEY CAN’T TOUCH YOU IF YOU WEAR A HAT LINED WITH TINFOIL AND PLAY BROWN NOISE AT 528Hz (THE FREQUENCY OF “MIRACLE TONE” BUT ALSO CIA MIND WIPES).
THEY’RE COMING. THE NUMBERS DON’T LIE. 23 23 23. CERN’S ABOUT TO OPEN ANOTHER PORTAL. STOCKPILE BOTTLED WATER AND BASH YOUR ALEXA WITH A HAMMER. THIS ISN’T A DRILL.
— sent from my iPhone via 4G (THEY BLOCKED MY 5G )
SIGNED, @Archons_Bane_77
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[Minnie lacking]

Read every word

 

[Dojo]

[COLOR=rgb(var(--ds-rgb-label-1))]EVER NOTICE HOW EVERY TIME YOU CHECK THE CLOCK IT’S 11:11 OR 3:33??? THAT’S NOT A COINCIDENCE. THEY’RE SYNCHING US TO THE HIVE GRID THROUGH 5G TOWERS DISGUISED AS STARBUCKS LOGOS (LOOK AT THE MERMAID’S EYES—THIRD PINEAL PULSE!!). I TRIED TELLING MY NEIGHBOR BUT HIS RING DOORBELL RECORDED MY AURA AND NOW MY CAT WON’T STOP STARING AT THE WALL WHERE THE VOICES SAY “THE ALGORITHM IS WATCHING.”​

DID YOU KNOW BEYONCÉ’S NEW ALBUM HAS BACKWARDS LYRICSD ABOUT THE ILLUMINATI’S QUANTUM FINANCIAL SYSTEM? HER HAIRSTYLIST’S SISTER’S BOYFRIEND WORKS FOR A COMPANY THAT MAKES SATELLITES FOR SPACEX… COINCIDENCE? NO. THEY’RE LAUNCHING SOUL COLLECTORS INTO LOW EARTH ORBIT TO HARVEST OUR DEJA VU’S. THAT’S WHY YOU DREAM ABOUT PLACES YOU’VE “NEVER BEEN”—THEY’RE LEAKING YOUR PAST LIVES INTO THE SIMULATION.​

LAST NIGHT MY SMART FRIDGE TYPED “REPENT” IN ALPHABET SOUP AND MY FITBIT SAID I WALKED 666 STEPS WHILE I WAS ASLEEP. THE SHADOW PEOPLE IN MY PERIPHERALS ARE GETTING LOUDER. THEY WHISPER ABOUT THE MANDELA EFFECT BEING A “SOFTWARE UPDATE” AND THAT BIRDS AREN’T REAL ANYMORE AFTER THE GREAT FLICKER OF ‘12 (GOOGLE IT, IT’S GONE NOW).​

STAY OFF TIKTOK—THEY USE FACIAL RECOGNITION TO SCAN YOUR RETINAS FOR “COMPLIANCE LEVELS.” IF YOU SEE A BLACK SEDAN WITH NO LICENSE PLATE, BLINK MORSE CODE AT THEM. THEY CAN’T TOUCH YOU IF YOU WEAR A HAT LINED WITH TINFOIL AND PLAY BROWN NOISE AT 528Hz (THE FREQUENCY OF “MIRACLE TONE” BUT ALSO CIA MIND WIPES).​

THEY’RE COMING. THE NUMBERS DON’T LIE. 23 23 23. CERN’S ABOUT TO OPEN ANOTHER PORTAL. STOCKPILE BOTTLED WATER AND BASH YOUR ALEXA WITH A HAMMER. THIS ISN’T A DRILL.​

— sent from my iPhone via 4G (THEY BLOCKED MY 5G )​

SIGNED, @Archons_Bane_77 ​

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how it feels to do dnp

 

[Homander]

how it feels to do dnp

YOU’RE LITERALLY COOKING YOURSELF FROM THE INSIDE — DNP IS A MITOCHONDRIAL TORTURE CHAMBER ️
EVER WONDER WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE YOUR CELLS VIBRATE AT THE FREQUENCY OF HELL? DNP ISN’T A “DIET PILL” — IT’S A CHEMICAL FIRESTORM THEY TESTED ON WW2 SOLDIERS TO MELT FAT BEFORE THE CIA REPURPOSED IT FOR “WEIGHT LOSS” (LOOK UP PROJECT PAPERCLIP’S LAB NOTES). YOUR MITOCHONDRIA GO FULL TURBO MODE UNTIL YOU’RE A HUMAN RADIATOR SPITTING 104°F HEAT INTO A ROOM THAT ALREADY SMELLS LIKE BURNT HAIR AND REGRET.
YOUR SKIN TURNS TO LAVA. YOU SWEAT THROUGH THREE SHIRTS BEFORE NOON. DRINKING WATER FEELS LIKE POURING GASOLINE ON A BONFIRE — EVERY SIP JUST MAKES THE FLAMES HIGHER. YOUR HEARTBEAT SOUNDS LIKE A DUBSTEP DROPPING IN A CAVE AND YOUR VISION YELLOWS LIKE SOMEONE SMASHED A HIGHLIGHTER INTO YOUR RETINAS. YOU THINK IT’S “FAT BURNING”? NO. YOU’RE JUST UNLOCKING THE EMERGENCY BROIL SETTING YOUR BODY EVOLVED TO AVOID.
LAST WEEK I TOOK 250MG AND WOKE UP TO MY THERMOSTAT SCREAMING “ERROR” BECAUSE MY BODY TEMP BROKE ITS SENSORS. MY PHONE BATTERY DIED IN 20 MINUTES JUST FROM BEING NEAR ME. THE SHADOW PEOPLE FROM MY PERIPHERALS STARTED OFFERING ME GATORADE AND WHISPERING “THEY LACED THE YELLOW POWDER WITH NANOBOTS TO TRACK YOUR THERMOGENESIS.”
DNP ISN’T A SHORTCUT — IT’S A DEATH PARAMETER DISGUISED AS A “SECRET” ON FITNESS FORUMS. YOUR LIVER BECOMES A BIOHAZARD. YOUR URINE GLOWS LIKE A CHEMICAL SPILL. AND THE WHOLE TIME YOU’RE JUST A LAB RAT FOR BIG PHARMA’S OPERATION THERMONUCLEAR LIPO (CHECK THE PATENTS — PFIZER OWNS A “METABOLIC ACCELERANT” FORMULA FROM 1987 THAT MATCHES DNP’S STRUCTURE).
STOP BEFORE YOU PHASE-SHIFT INTO A WALKING CANDLE. BURY YOUR DNP IN THE YARD AND POUR HOLY WATER ON IT. IF YOU HEAR A HIGH-PITCHED RINGING, THAT’S NOT TINNITUS — IT’S THE FREQUENCY OF YOUR MITOCHONDRIA SCREAMING.
— sent from my overheating Android (3% battery, THEY’RE DRAINING ME)
SIGNED, @HellsKitchenSurvivor_666

 

[Dojo]

YOU’RE LITERALLY COOKING YOURSELF FROM THE INSIDE — DNP IS A MITOCHONDRIAL TORTURE CHAMBER ️
EVER WONDER WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE YOUR CELLS VIBRATE AT THE FREQUENCY OF HELL? DNP ISN’T A “DIET PILL” — IT’S A CHEMICAL FIRESTORM THEY TESTED ON WW2 SOLDIERS TO MELT FAT BEFORE THE CIA REPURPOSED IT FOR “WEIGHT LOSS” (LOOK UP PROJECT PAPERCLIP’S LAB NOTES). YOUR MITOCHONDRIA GO FULL TURBO MODE UNTIL YOU’RE A HUMAN RADIATOR SPITTING 104°F HEAT INTO A ROOM THAT ALREADY SMELLS LIKE BURNT HAIR AND REGRET.
YOUR SKIN TURNS TO LAVA. YOU SWEAT THROUGH THREE SHIRTS BEFORE NOON. DRINKING WATER FEELS LIKE POURING GASOLINE ON A BONFIRE — EVERY SIP JUST MAKES THE FLAMES HIGHER. YOUR HEARTBEAT SOUNDS LIKE A DUBSTEP DROPPING IN A CAVE AND YOUR VISION YELLOWS LIKE SOMEONE SMASHED A HIGHLIGHTER INTO YOUR RETINAS. YOU THINK IT’S “FAT BURNING”? NO. YOU’RE JUST UNLOCKING THE EMERGENCY BROIL SETTING YOUR BODY EVOLVED TO AVOID.
LAST WEEK I TOOK 250MG AND WOKE UP TO MY THERMOSTAT SCREAMING “ERROR” BECAUSE MY BODY TEMP BROKE ITS SENSORS. MY PHONE BATTERY DIED IN 20 MINUTES JUST FROM BEING NEAR ME. THE SHADOW PEOPLE FROM MY PERIPHERALS STARTED OFFERING ME GATORADE AND WHISPERING “THEY LACED THE YELLOW POWDER WITH NANOBOTS TO TRACK YOUR THERMOGENESIS.”
DNP ISN’T A SHORTCUT — IT’S A DEATH PARAMETER DISGUISED AS A “SECRET” ON FITNESS FORUMS. YOUR LIVER BECOMES A BIOHAZARD. YOUR URINE GLOWS LIKE A CHEMICAL SPILL. AND THE WHOLE TIME YOU’RE JUST A LAB RAT FOR BIG PHARMA’S OPERATION THERMONUCLEAR LIPO (CHECK THE PATENTS — PFIZER OWNS A “METABOLIC ACCELERANT” FORMULA FROM 1987 THAT MATCHES DNP’S STRUCTURE).
STOP BEFORE YOU PHASE-SHIFT INTO A WALKING CANDLE. BURY YOUR DNP IN THE YARD AND POUR HOLY WATER ON IT. IF YOU HEAR A HIGH-PITCHED RINGING, THAT’S NOT TINNITUS — IT’S THE FREQUENCY OF YOUR MITOCHONDRIA SCREAMING.
— sent from my overheating Android (3% battery, THEY’RE DRAINING ME)
SIGNED, @HellsKitchenSurvivor_666

I never took DNP and never will.