Dr. Mog
Researcher at moggerdom and zoomerology
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Let’s do a checklist here, shall we:-
- Fat black woman with loud voice and repetition of a single sentence more than 3 times.
- A hood dude who can’t keep his pants up.
- Destruction of private property.
- A gun and violence in the scene.
Word on the street is that the raging blonde wig Shaqina was already in an altercation with another straight hair wig Shaqina (the car owner); the hood dude with lowered pants just happen to be there tryna stop the fight. Gun was pulled out once her car’s window was damaged.
“I don give AF, I don give AF”
*Shoots*
“Well, now I do give AF”
On the next fine day morning papers came out in the trenches of Detroit saying “She was a pillar of the community. The most generous soul you’d ever meet. An angel was lost today” with ol black hood grandmoms putting their specs down to shed a tear in their kitchen which was smelling like fried chicken and a continuously beeping smoke alarm since past 3 business years.
The end.
