Things women have said to me this week

[heightmaxxing]

"Omg I thought you were joking when you said it was 12 inches"
"I still can't believe you're 6,8"
"Ow I cut my finger on your sharp jaw"
"You're so funny I love your .org posts"
" Please teach me how you make £500,000 a a week trading memecoins"
"Can I suck your dick while you rate subhumans"

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Its annoying as fuck because my dick keeps literally dragging across the floor

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

"Omg I thought you were joking when you said it was 12 inches"
"I still can't believe you're 6,8"
"Ow I cut my finger on your sharp jaw"
"You're so funny I love your .org posts"
" Please teach me how you make £500,000 a a week trading memecoins"
"Can I suck your dick while you rate subhumans"

Op trying his damndest not to slice a tear in the dimension with his razor sharp jaw

 

[heightmaxxing]

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No need to dox me bhai.

 

[Sceptical]

Tales from the slums of new york city

 

[james sapphire]

"Omg I thought you were joking when you said it was 12 inches"
"I still can't believe you're 6,8"
"Ow I cut my finger on your sharp jaw"
"You're so funny I love your .org posts"
" Please teach me how you make £500,000 a a week trading memecoins"
"Can I suck your dick while you rate subhumans"

 

[heightmaxxing]

Tales from the slums of new york city

Nah I'm in Tokyo rn.
Making some deals with the Yakuza