think my neice are trying to make me horny

[>&-ȳƆrǽDZƫMŢÅĚ@]

a week ago my family had some sort of gathering and my mother forced me to go because in her words “you need some fresh air” which is stupid because my room window is always open to get the cum smell out because all I do is fap all day and or fuck my doll. Anyways my mother drives me to the gathering because im 31 and can’t drive yet. I walk in and the first thing My eyes lay on is my neices fat ass keep in mind she is 17 and dressing slutty like this I could almost see her tits. Anyways we go to eat and everywhere i look my eyes always get drawn to her ass and big tits She was constantly near me too. Im not sure if she likes me or trying to make me horny on purpose. Anyways long story short I went home and fapped to her.


tldr: neice is being a slut and is making me horny on purpose most likely.

 

[Aesthetics_III]

 

[Deleted member 4430]

Over

 

[Patrick Baitman]

Nipple tickling coomers will suggest you to go for it. But don't do it bruh, otherwise it'll destroy your family

 

[Deleted member 7917]

Why don't you try bang her then?

 

[>&-ȳƆrǽDZƫMŢÅĚ@]

Nipple tickling coomers will suggest you to go for it. But don't do it bruh, otherwise it'll destroy your family

my entire family is coming for the fourth of july and with that comes her and probably her friends. im going to be so horny that i have to cum 3 times before i go

 

[Patrick Baitman]

my entire family is coming for the fourth of july and with that comes her and probably her friends. im going to be so horny that i have to cum 3 times before i go

Yeah just fap it off and don't try to fuck her tbh

 

[Zygos4Life]

Plz tell me you have pics bro I need dopamine

 

[>&-ȳƆrǽDZƫMŢÅĚ@]

Yeah just fap it off and don't try to fuck her tbh

Yeah but she pulls more shit like this and i do fuck her its 100% her fault right?

Plz tell me you have pics bro I need dopamine

I couldn’t dont have a personal device as I broke mine. Therefore my mother lets me use her phone for a set amount of time. I wasn’t thinking about taking pictures sadly because I have her on instagram. im going to get a camera that is for “photography” but in reality im just using it to take pics of girls

 

[Patrick Baitman]

Therefore my mother lets me use her phone for a set amount of time.

Aren't you like 31?

 

[>&-ȳƆrǽDZƫMŢÅĚ@]

Aren't you like 31?

Yeah im 31

 

[godirl]

Average redditor

 

[>&-ȳƆrǽDZƫMŢÅĚ@]

Average redditor

I don’t use that cesspool of degenerates

 

[Patrick Baitman]

I don’t use that cesspool of degenerate

>uses looksmax.me

Yeah im 31

Yikes.

 

[>&-ȳƆrǽDZƫMŢÅĚ@]

>uses looksmax.me

Yikes.

I like this place as it allows me to speak my mind also im looksmaxxing

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Funniest greycel yet tbh what a character

 

[Deleted member 6403]

truly over for u

 

[Patrick Baitman]

I like this place as it allows me to speak my mind also im looksmaxxing

Nah nigga, it only allows you to speak the things which fits with their skewed blackpilled perspective

 

[Gargantuan]

Funniest greycel yet tbh what a character

Really hope OP decides to stick around here for a good while because I'm caging hard at this thread JFL

 

[>&-ȳƆrǽDZƫMŢÅĚ@]

truly over for u

I see women simply as walking cumdumps to my access. I haven’t managed to get a real walking cumdump however I do have some theories i will talk about later on

 

[HurtfulVanity]

Not sure if srs tbh. The 31 and cant drive or has his own phone made me lol ngl

 

[HurtfulVanity]

Yeah but she pulls more shit like this and i do fuck her its 100% her fault right?



I couldn’t dont have a personal device as I broke mine. Therefore my mother lets me use her phone for a set amount of time. I wasn’t thinking about taking pictures sadly because I have her on instagram. im going to get a camera that is for “photography” but in reality im just using it to take pics of girls

Can you give us her instagram? I'll follow her and get pics for the boys. I am most trust worthy user here

 

[OOGABOOGA]

im looksmaxxing

Yeah im 31

 

[>&-ȳƆrǽDZƫMŢÅĚ@]

Not sure if srs tbh. The 31 and cant drive or has his own phone made me lol ngl

Im serious trust me I would have taken pictures but my phone is broken. I can’t drive because i failed my driving test 8 times and my mother gave up on it because she had to pay money for retests. Anyways my priorities right now are getting a door lock, a new phone and or high quality camera that I shall utilize to take pics of girls, and get a girlfriend.

 

[>&-ȳƆrǽDZƫMŢÅĚ@]

Can you give us her instagram? I'll follow her and get pics for the boys. I am most trust worthy user here

Her instagram will easily show my private life therefore no. im going to make a thread about catfishing her in the next few days

 

[>&-ȳƆrǽDZƫMŢÅĚ@]

Nah nigga, it only allows you to speak the things which fits with their skewed blackpilled perspective

I consider myself relatively blackpilled

 

[didntreadlol]

obvious larp

 

[>&-ȳƆrǽDZƫMŢÅĚ@]

obvious larp

why would I larp about going to a family gathering and see my neice with a fat ass? Maybe if you actually lived life you would understand

 

[didntreadlol]

why would I larp about going to a family gathering and see my neice with a fat ass? Maybe if you actually lived life you would understand

you're making it too obvious

 

[>&-ȳƆrǽDZƫMŢÅĚ@]

you're making it too obvious

listen man im telling it how it is

 

[Chadeep]

Caged at This. Do you look like an Eugene.

 

[Deleted member 7866]

a week ago my family had some sort of gathering and my mother forced me to go because in her words “you need some fresh air” which is stupid because my room window is always open to get the cum smell out because all I do is fap all day and or fuck my doll. Anyways my mother drives me to the gathering because im 31 and can’t drive yet. I walk in and the first thing My eyes lay on is my neices fat ass keep in mind she is 17 and dressing slutty like this I could almost see her tits. Anyways we go to eat and everywhere i look my eyes always get drawn to her ass and big tits She was constantly near me too. Im not sure if she likes me or trying to make me horny on purpose. Anyways long story short I went home and fapped to her.


tldr: neice is being a slut and is making me horny on purpose most likely.

jfl give me her number g

 

[>&-ȳƆrǽDZƫMŢÅĚ@]

Caged at This. Do you look like an Eugene.

eugene?

 

[Jagged0]

Caged at This. Do you look like an Eugene.

OP

 

[Nosecel]

Shut up nigger gaycel

 

[Chadeep]

eugene?

Eugene

 

[BigBiceps]

Aren't you like 31?

The dude is one of those guys who lives in his mothers basement.

 

[>&-ȳƆrǽDZƫMŢÅĚ@]

EugeneView attachment 478046

well i dont look like that because im nw5

 

[>&-ȳƆrǽDZƫMŢÅĚ@]

The dude is one of those guys who lives in his mothers basement.

Not at all I live in my mothers house but I have my own room upstairs

 

[Chadeep]

The dude is one of those guys who lives in his mothers basement.

 

[Deleted member 6789]

What a slut. Might as well giga rape her before she lets 100 chads ruin her in college. At lest shell know the feeling of being fucked by an high IQ gamer.

 

[>&-ȳƆrǽDZƫMŢÅĚ@]

What a slut. Might as well giga rape her before she lets 100 chads ruin her in college

Well im not going to rape her because i dont want to go to jail. However im thinking if she keeps dressing slutty and seemingly keeps a distance of 2ft or below away from me that if I do happen to have sex with her it wouldn’t be my fault because she baited me right? Im going to do some research about the law later

 

[Deleted member 6789]

Well im not going to rape her because i dont want to go to jail. However im thinking if she keeps dressing slutty and seemingly keeps a distance of 2ft or below away from me that if I do happen to have sex with her it wouldn’t be my fault because she baited me right? Im going to do some research about the law later

17 is legal in most places in the world and even in the states so moraly youre not in the wrong

 

[Deleted member 5891]

Yeah im 31

I went home and fapped to her.

Member of the day

 

[>&-ȳƆrǽDZƫMŢÅĚ@]

17 is legal in most places in the world and even in the states so moraly youre not in the wrong

Ah thats good to hear anyways I probably don’t see her until july 4th but that day is going to be way harder because there will be so girls in bikinis because the place we are going to has a pool. I can already picture the scene. Prime aged girls in the pool coming out of the pool all wet and water dripping everywhere while I am sitting in a chair trying to cover my rock hard boner and eating hotdogs

 

[Deleted member 5891]

Well im not going to rape her because i dont want to go to jail. However im thinking if she keeps dressing slutty and seemingly keeps a distance of 2ft or below away from me that if I do happen to have sex with her it wouldn’t be my fault because she baited me right? Im going to do some research about the law later

This story becomes better and better

 

[Deleted member 4438]

REMINDE OP IS THE SAME GUY WHO MEASURES THE DICK SIZE OF HIS FATHER AND HIS BROTHER
REMINDE OP IS THE SAME GUY WHO MEASURES THE DICK SIZE OF HIS FATHER AND HIS BROTHER
REMINDE OP IS THE SAME GUY WHO MEASURES THE DICK SIZE OF HIS FATHER AND HIS BROTHER
REMINDE OP IS THE SAME GUY WHO MEASURES THE DICK SIZE OF HIS FATHER AND HIS BROTHER

@Aesthetics_III
@penis3

 

[>&-ȳƆrǽDZƫMŢÅĚ@]

REMINDE OP IS THE SAME GUY WHO MEASURES THE DICK SIZE OF HIS FATHER AND HIS BROTHER
REMINDE OP IS THE SAME GUY WHO MEASURES THE DICK SIZE OF HIS FATHER AND HIS BROTHER
REMINDE OP IS THE SAME GUY WHO MEASURES THE DICK SIZE OF HIS FATHER AND HIS BROTHER
REMINDE OP IS THE SAME GUY WHO MEASURES THE DICK SIZE OF HIS FATHER AND HIS BROTHER

@Aesthetics_III
@penis3

Can you not spread misinformation I already stated in the thread that I simply estimated. jeez.

 

[Patrick Baitman]

The dude is one of those guys who lives in his mothers basement.

I'm sure that his niece would be scared shitless of his creepy NEET ass

 

[Deleted member 4438]

Can you not spread misinformation I already stated in the thread that I simply estimated. jeez.

BRO YOU ARE LEGIT WEIRD AS FUCK

YOU ARE BECOMING MORE AND MORE SUSPICIOUS WITH EVERY THREAD