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As everyone on planet Earth's aware, women only desire monstrous dicks. Anything less, she'll compromise for her survival convenience or reputation among her social class. But if a man isn't required for better survival, a big dick is always a must. This rule applies to all adult women. If a woman denies this fact-checker, she's a liar and misinformation terrorist. Or she's planning on robbing you, thus marriage.

Telling a date beforehand you have a big dick, you better have one, the way she sees it. Because when her vagina hugs that penis, if she feels a slight brush against her vaginal wall, you're fucked, buddy boi! She'll either accuse you of sexual assault, you did mislead her, or make sure all women know you have a tiny pecker.

Or she might do something unusual and not kill your unborn baby, but instead use the parasite against you for the rest of your life.

Every two minutes and twenty-three seconds, a guy is destroyed for dickfishing. And it doesn't matter how rich or famous you are unless she's poor and seeking what you have. Here's a guy that's learning the harsh reality of dickfishing a financially stable vagina.


Percy White throws house parties every week with the goal of getting his dick wet. However, what Daily Mail suspiciously fails to report is that the actor dickfishes the soon-to-be victims. And let's face it. It's a crime! In my book, it's indeed a sexual assault. You lied to her about having a big dick. She trusted you to annihilate her cervix and smother her labia. But all that happened in the end ... a little brush against her vagina wall. A big dick would've stuffed that cunt into an instant orgasm. You violated her with misdickinformation! You belong in prison. Ngl.

Having a little pecker isn't the end of the world, though. But you better get rich. It's the only foolproof way of securing a vagina who prefers big dick.
 
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There no big dick for my ugly face
 
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Didnt read
 
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im short but have a huge dick. over?
 
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It means big dick cant compensate for my ugly face
On the contrary, it sounded like you preferred little dicks in your face. As if you're sticking yourself out there and letting micropenis guys know you're available.
 
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On the contrary, it sounded like you preferred little dicks in your face. As if you're sticking yourself out there and letting micropenis guys know you're available.
No it's just a refernece of the popular phrase:
no gym for your face
 
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No it's just a refernece of the popular phrase:
no gym for your face
Jonah Hill Ok GIF
 
Did not read past the first two sentences. Women want 5 inch cocks, anything more and it's just for show and hurts their tight sweet pussy that was built for my delicate ethereal cock.
 
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Did not read past the first two sentences. Women want 5 inch cocks, anything more and it's just for show and hurts their tight sweet pussy that was built for my delicate ethereal cock.
yeah they really just want a baby carrot
 
having a big dick + tall + mtn face makes you feel like chad
 
didnt you wanna leave, dude?
 
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Did not read past the first two sentences. Men who indentify as women want 5 inch cocks, anything more and it's just for show and hurts their tight sweet bussy that was built for my delicate ethereal cock.
Met Gala Fashion GIF

Cringe.
 
@lasacrko how many foids have u dickfished on tinder?
 
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@lasacrko how many foids have u dickfished on tinder?
Brutal if he is. That won't last long, though. Recently, the vagina-controlled Bumble Dating Network has banned 'ghosting.'


From now on, if she doesn't reply after you send her a dic pic, you can have her account suspended. "Bravo, Bumble!"

leonardo dicaprio bravo GIF
Harry Potter Lol GIF by Sky
Lets Go Yes GIF by Cameo


Also, there's talk about restricting dickfishers. Suppose you send her my dic pic as if it's yours. She'll want to meet you right away! However, as stated in the subject above, if you have a small dick, you misdickinformed her. She'll be able to report you to Bumble and they'll either suspend your account or place an ALD icon on your profile. ALD for Another Little Dick.
 
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As everyone on planet Earth's aware, women only desire monstrous dicks. Anything less, she'll compromise for her survival convenience or reputation among her social class. But if a man isn't required for better survival, a big dick is always a must. This rule applies to all adult women. If a woman denies this fact-checker, she's a liar and misinformation terrorist. Or she's planning on robbing you, thus marriage.

Telling a date beforehand you have a big dick, you better have one, the way she sees it. Because when her vagina hugs that penis, if she feels a slight brush against her vaginal wall, you're fucked, buddy boi! She'll either accuse you of sexual assault, you did mislead her, or make sure all women know you have a tiny pecker.

Or she might do something unusual and not kill your unborn baby, but instead use the parasite against you for the rest of your life.

Every two minutes and twenty-three seconds, a guy is destroyed for dickfishing. And it doesn't matter how rich or famous you are unless she's poor and seeking what you have. Here's a guy that's learning the harsh reality of dickfishing a financially stable vagina.


Percy White throws house parties every week with the goal of getting his dick wet. However, what Daily Mail suspiciously fails to report is that the actor dickfishes the soon-to-be victims. And let's face it. It's a crime! In my book, it's indeed a sexual assault. You lied to her about having a big dick. She trusted you to annihilate her cervix and smother her labia. But all that happened in the end ... a little brush against her vagina wall. A big dick would've stuffed that cunt into an instant orgasm. You violated her with misdickinformation! You belong in prison. Ngl.

Having a little pecker isn't the end of the world, though. But you better get rich. It's the only foolproof way of securing a vagina who prefers big dick.
No big dick for your downgrown and recessed face
 
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No big dick for your downgrown and recessed face
Some foid I found out first used this term nine months ago. Brutally late in the game again. My brain's fucked. In slow motion. Brutal slow motion life.
 

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