Thinkin' of escortcelling soon

[Gengar]

I found an online ad months ago and was like "yeah, I would book this one". Suddenly remembered it today, got a bit horny and tried to find it and she took down the ad. It was a 30 year old with a gyatt. Fuck, man. Should have saved the number. Truecel luck strikes again. I found a replacement but she's 25, I would've preferred her to be older. And she has no gyatt. For some reason I prefer escorts to be older even though I don't like milf porn. For context I'm 28.

 

[Juandigomigo22]

I found an online ad months ago and was like "yeah, I would book this one". Suddenly remembered it today, got a bit horny and tried to find it and she took down the ad. It was a 30 year old with a gyatt. Fuck, man. Should have saved the number. Truecel luck strikes again. I found a replacement but she's 25, I would've preferred her to be older. And she has no gyatt. For some reason I prefer escorts to be older even though I don't like milf porn. For context I'm 28.

let’s split it, I’ll fuck while you are underneath us licking my balls

 

[NZb6Air]

No surgery in plan?

 

[Gengar]

let’s split it, I’ll fuck while you are underneath us licking my balls

Bhai it's weird to fuck your mom. You can watch in the corner instead.

 

[Gengar]

No surgery in plan?

No, just escortcelling. Not a fan of plastic surgery here.

 

[got.daim]

give me money nigga, I cant stay retired for much longer

 

[NZb6Air]

No, just escortcelling. Not a fan of plastic surgery here.

damn it's really over for you

 

[Gengar]

give me money nigga, I cant stay retired for much longer

I'm a poorcel. She's charging 150 jewros/hour.

 

[Gengar]

damn it's really over for you

Duh. Look at my post count.

 

[got.daim]

I'm a poorcel. She's charging 150 jewros/hour.

my interview is tomorrow

 

[Gengar]

my interview is tomorrow

Good luck.

 

[Juandigomigo22]

Bhai it's weird to fuck your mom. You can watch in the corner instead.

Rude fucker

 

[got.daim]

Good luck.

I hope I don't say the n word again

 

[Gengar]

Rude fucker

Ugh. Fine. We can take turns. But it's still weird.

 

[Gengar]

I hope I don't say the n word again

Difficulty: hard mode.

 

[got.daim]

Difficulty: hard mode.

truly

 

[Chadeep]

You can use your big cock at last.

 

[Gengar]

You can use your big cock at last.

Probably won't go all the way, but yeah I might get my dick sucked on.

 

[robtical]

Why not save up larger amount, travel to shithole and fuck lots in one go to feel life of king?

 

[Matthias8272]

Yeah if i ever end up seeing an escort she's gonna have to be like 40 or something. Would feel brutal being autistic losing virginity with a girl my age who has 100s of bodies

 

[saint]

How much?

 

[Gengar]

Why not save up larger amount, travel to shithole and fuck lots in one go to feel life of king?

Because the body on this one isn't found easily elsewhere. Even most other escorts don't have it.

 

[robtical]

Because the body on this one isn't found easily elsewhere. Even most other escorts don't have it.

Post body

 

[Gengar]

Yeah if i ever end up seeing an escort she's gonna have to be like 40 or something. Would feel brutal being autistic losing virginity with a girl my age who has 100s of bodies

The one I'm thinkin of going with is younger but oh well. Can't have the cake and eat it, I suppose.

 

[Gengar]

How much?

150 euros/hour.

 

[Gengar]

Post body

Natural hourglass figure.

 

[robtical]

Natural hourglass figure.

Doubt thats hard to find. Can find in south america or phillipines for maybe even 1/15 price.

 

[twojei]

I found an online ad months ago and was like "yeah, I would book this one". Suddenly remembered it today, got a bit horny and tried to find it and she took down the ad. It was a 30 year old with a gyatt. Fuck, man. Should have saved the number. Truecel luck strikes again. I found a replacement but she's 25, I would've preferred her to be older. And she has no gyatt. For some reason I prefer escorts to be older even though I don't like milf porn. For context I'm 28.

It made me remember the first time I went scortmaxxing lol. Truly the most low inhibition thing I have ever done as an autist. I contacted her through the internet, and went to a house in some neighborhood. I just walked in without thinking it could possibly have been a scam jfl. I could have died.

 

[saint]

150 euros/hour.

That’s not that bad. I’d try it tbh

I was in talks with some coworkers awhile ago about going on a trip to Tijuana to hit up Hong Kong to fuck bbl latinas for like 100-150 a pop. Fell thru tho

 

[iblamechico]

Saw a 19 yo blonde who would rim ass for a couple hundred bucks. When I'm older like 35-50 I'm definitely going to get one of these to rim my ass. Broooo

 

[📎♿️⚙️]

But you would be able to smell their asshole stench

Why do sex-havers hide this fact on purpose?

That you can smell the stench of the bitch’s butthole as you are doing her. I don’t mind staying a virgin forever, that is just nasty as hell.

looksmax.org

 

[Dendoni]

Tell us how it went afterwards

 

[Geoff2024]

I found an online ad months ago and was like "yeah, I would book this one". Suddenly remembered it today, got a bit horny and tried to find it and she took down the ad. It was a 30 year old with a gyatt. Fuck, man. Should have saved the number. Truecel luck strikes again. I found a replacement but she's 25, I would've preferred her to be older. And she has no gyatt. For some reason I prefer escorts to be older even though I don't like milf porn. For context I'm 28.

My nigga stay pure

 

[shia.jihadist]

nigga you are falling deeper into the pits of jahannum everyday you need to save yourself before its too late

 

[try2beme]

I found an online ad months ago and was like "yeah, I would book this one". Suddenly remembered it today, got a bit horny and tried to find it and she took down the ad. It was a 30 year old with a gyatt. Fuck, man. Should have saved the number. Truecel luck strikes again. I found a replacement but she's 25, I would've preferred her to be older. And she has no gyatt. For some reason I prefer escorts to be older even though I don't like milf porn. For context I'm 28.

Youre gonna be an escort?

 

[Gengar]

Doubt thats hard to find. Can find in south america or phillipines for maybe even 1/15 price.

Latin America is known for their BBLs and other implants whatnot. I can spot a fake body quite easily. The body on this one is really rare.

 

[Gengar]

It made me remember the first time I went scortmaxxing lol. Truly the most low inhibition thing I have ever done as an autist. I contacted her through the internet, and went to a house in some neighborhood. I just walked in without thinking it could possibly have been a scam jfl. I could have died.

This is gonna be me. Mirin bhai, did you write a thread about this? Would read/10.

 

[Gengar]

That’s not that bad. I’d try it tbh

I was in talks with some coworkers awhile ago about going on a trip to Tijuana to hit up Hong Kong to fuck bbl latinas for like 100-150 a pop. Fell thru tho

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Aren’t Hong Kong and Tijuana miles away? Why’d you go so far bhai?

 

[Gengar]

Saw a 19 yo blonde who would rim ass for a couple hundred bucks. When I'm older like 35-50 I'm definitely going to get one of these to rim my ass. Broooo

Yeah, not all escorts are willing to do the same things but some would be open to rimming. JFL, would be funny if the guy didn’t clean his ass after taking a shit.

 

[Gengar]

But you would be able to smell their asshole stench

Why do sex-havers hide this fact on purpose?

That you can smell the stench of the bitch’s butthole as you are doing her. I don’t mind staying a virgin forever, that is just nasty as hell.

looksmax.org

Only in doggystyle.

 

[Gengar]

Tell us how it went afterwards

I will.

 

[Gengar]

My nigga stay pure

I stayed pure for 28 years and it got me nothing whatsoever. Purity really is cope, I’ve realized.

 

[Gengar]

nigga you are falling deeper into the pits of jahannum everyday you need to save yourself before its too late

I stayed pure for 28 years and it got me nothing whatsoever. Purity really is cope, I’ve realized.

 

[Gengar]

Youre gonna be an escort?

Wtf no. I said I am thinking of going to one, in order to escortcel.

 

[MoggerGaston]

I fucked a polish hooker for 15 euros, 1 hour, in 2021. In poland.
She was ~50yo, ugly, fat, complaining. Her pictures on her ad were WAY better than she looked like in person, big catfish.
But when I arrived at her place I had already wasted too much time/effort to turn back. I had paid more for the cabs bringing and taking me from there, than I would spend on her.

Terrible experience, but happy I did it anyways because it made me realize I am not doing this shit this way ever again.

 

[PsychoH]

I found an online ad months ago and was like "yeah, I would book this one". Suddenly remembered it today, got a bit horny and tried to find it and she took down the ad. It was a 30 year old with a gyatt. Fuck, man. Should have saved the number. Truecel luck strikes again. I found a replacement but she's 25, I would've preferred her to be older. And she has no gyatt. For some reason I prefer escorts to be older even though I don't like milf porn. For context I'm 28.

Nigga that’s cucked asf dont

 

[Gengar]

Nigga that’s cucked asf dont

Im a lonely truecel.

 

[📎♿️⚙️]

Only in doggystyle.

Damn you only have to deal with that in the position that feels the best and has the best view

 

[Gengar]

I fucked a polish hooker for 15 euros, 1 hour, in 2021. In poland.
She was ~50yo, ugly, fat, complaining. Her pictures on her ad were WAY better than she looked like in person, big catfish.
But when I arrived at her place I had already wasted too much time/effort to turn back. I had paid more for the cabs bringing and taking me from there, than I would spend on her.

Terrible experience, but happy I did it anyways because it made me realize I am not doing this shit this way ever again.

Why didn’t you go for a younger one, bhai? I recall reading about this experience of yours before. The one I’m going to will be in the Netherlands but in a different city, one I’ve never been to.

 

[Gengar]

Damn you only have to deal with that in the position that feels the best and has the best view

Guys won’t tell you about it because they are jerks who just wanna brag about “muh I had sex “ but they don’t add “although I had to endure the stench of her asshole”.