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i was talking on snap w this girl
i asked her how tall she is and she said 5'6
she said "wbu" and i told her to guess based on some pics
she said 6'2, and i told her im 6'0 (im actuallly 5'11 but who cares)
she then answered saying "oh... if only u were 6'2"

WHY PARTICULARLY 6'2 :lul::lul:
 
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im not short ha ha so i shouldnt be here
 
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i was talking on snap w this girl
i asked her how tall she is and she said 5'6
she said "wbu" and i told her to guess based on some pics
she said 6'2, and i told her im 6'0 (im actuallly 5'11 but who cares)
she then answered saying "oh... if only u were 6'2"

WHY PARTICULARLY 6'2 :lul::lul:
 
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@abzz! @xzylecrey @true_subhuman_here @Cinnamon fan64 @quan1
 
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SHE JUST SAID THAT 6'0 IS SHORT BUT 6'2 IS NOT
SHE PROB CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 5'10 AND 6'3
(WHILE SHES 5'6)
 
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i was talking on snap w this girl
i asked her how tall she is and she said 5'6
she said "wbu" and i told her to guess based on some pics
she said 6'2, and i told her im 6'0 (im actuallly 5'11 but who cares)
she then answered saying "oh... if only u were 6'2"

WHY PARTICULARLY 6'2 :lul::lul:
thats 1 foot taller than me
this makin me hate foids even more why are they soo greedy and hypergoumas :lasereyes:
 
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Foids dont know shit about height
Im 5'11 and they think im tall jfl
 
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If you dont know...
 
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SHE JUST SAID THAT 6'0 IS SHORT BUT 6'2 IS NOT
SHE PROB CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 5'10 AND 6'3
(WHILE SHES 5'6)
She’s a delusional foid .I bet u could get away with calming 6ft8:lul: she prolly won’t know the difference
 
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Well i'm a height cell, but i'm far from being 5'11. You're far from being a heightcel.
 
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i was talking on snap w this girl
i asked her how tall she is and she said 5'6
she said "wbu" and i told her to guess based on some pics
she said 6'2, and i told her im 6'0 (im actuallly 5'11 but who cares)
she then answered saying "oh... if only u were 6'2"

WHY PARTICULARLY 6'2 :lul::lul:
bro snapchat foids are genuinely retarded
6'0 is enough anyways

when i larped as pneumo they never asked for height, bros face was so mesmerizing
 
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Anything below 6'2 is just too short, how is she supposed to feel safe when she's out with ya? And you being respected by other men plays a big role for women, a manlet below 6'2 will never receive that respect
 
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even when you're tall retarded foids still want more:ROFLMAO: jbg
 
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foids want nearly a whole foot taller then me
 
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i was talking on snap w this girl
i asked her how tall she is and she said 5'6
she said "wbu" and i told her to guess based on some pics
she said 6'2, and i told her im 6'0 (im actuallly 5'11 but who cares)
she then answered saying "oh... if only u were 6'2"

WHY PARTICULARLY 6'2 :lul::lul:
Was she hot at least
 
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i was talking on snap w this girl
i asked her how tall she is and she said 5'6
she said "wbu" and i told her to guess based on some pics
she said 6'2, and i told her im 6'0 (im actuallly 5'11 but who cares)
she then answered saying "oh... if only u were 6'2"

WHY PARTICULARLY 6'2 :lul::lul:
Never enough theory
 
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they dont even know how to tell the diff, these retarded ass foids
 
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i was talking on snap w this girl
i asked her how tall she is and she said 5'6
she said "wbu" and i told her to guess based on some pics
she said 6'2, and i told her im 6'0 (im actuallly 5'11 but who cares)
she then answered saying "oh... if only u were 6'2"

WHY PARTICULARLY 6'2 :lul::lul:
damn foids have very low standards, 6'2 isn't that tall tbh I mean it's tall barefoot but still not tall tall imo
 
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damn foids have very low standards, 6'2 isn't that tall tbh I mean it's tall barefoot but still not tall tall imo
how many height boosters do u use to claim 6’8 with shoes :ogre:
 
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how many height boosters do u use to claim 6’8 with shoes :ogre:
Literally 2 inch max, idk my height is kinda weird whenever I measure it barefoot it's around 197-198 cm so I just wear big ass shoes or tip toe max to get 6'8 it's not that hard jfl
 
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“yeah im 5’6 my bf must be atleast 6’2
height difference is so cute :Comfy:
Genuinely see this so much and it's the purest form of ragebait. Fucking retarded 5ft girls demanding 5 11ft minimum, hypergamy is at all time high for height as well , some of these are so delusional and tunnel vision on height with a fucking peanut brain 😂😭saw a couple with girl who was half his height, like some uncanny parent kid dynamic
“yeah im 5’6 my bf must be atleast 6’2
height difference is so cute :Comfy:
 

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Genuinely see this so much and it's the purest form of ragebait. Fucking retarded 5ft girls demanding 5 11ft minimum, hypergamy is at all time high for height as well , some of these are so delusional and tunnel vision on height with a fucking peanut brain 😂😭saw a couple with girl who was half his height, like some uncanny parent kid dynamic
no shes not happy with my 6’0
minimum is 6’2

caging at the pic :feelskek:
 
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Foid: Oh u look 6’2 *starts creaming*

You: I’m actually 6’1.5

The foid right after :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
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i was talking on snap w this girl
i asked her how tall she is and she said 5'6
she said "wbu" and i told her to guess based on some pics
she said 6'2, and i told her im 6'0 (im actuallly 5'11 but who cares)
she then answered saying "oh... if only u were 6'2"

WHY PARTICULARLY 6'2 :lul::lul:
Maybe she was raped by a 6‘0 guy😂😂

also insane bro you’re basically 6‘1 frauded why you going for 5‘6 girls
 
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“yeah im 5’6 my bf must be atleast 6’2
height difference is so cute :Comfy:
punch her the next time you hear something this stupid come out her pie hole.
 
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Maybe she was raped by a 6‘0 guy😂😂

also insane bro you’re basically 6‘1 frauded why you going for 5‘6 girls
u dont even understand
im a 5'11 (6'1 frauded) mtn with wide clavicles and i get 0 play
imagine how fucked up it is :forcedsmile:
 
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u dont even understand
im a 5'11 (6'1 frauded) mtn with wide clavicles and i get 0 play
imagine how fucked up it is :forcedsmile:
skill issue :lul::lul:

you have to be living in chadville for that to be believable
 
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skill issue :lul::lul:

you have to be living in chadville for that to be believable
ill make a thread about it, i explained myself wrong
its not that i get 0 play its just that no decent looking girl wants me :feelswhy:
only hypergamous ltbs
 
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