THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE. CHADLITE IN ERASMUS SELECTION CALL?!?!

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THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY IM THIS UNFORTUNATE.

I was in my car (during my job shift :feelshehe:)
And i joined this call for the selection of the erasmus faggots for Lithuania.

I get in and i’m looking destroyed: Eye bags, Smile Lines… since i’m not sleeping well these days.


I Get in and i see a MTB (red head) cute girl talking english showing off that she can talk other languages and stuff like that…

So I wait for this bitch to get the fuck out and i open my cam (unfortunately it was a guy doing the calls)
And i start talking.


2 SECONDS OF ME TALKING AND THIS FUCKING CHADLITE GETS THE FUCK IN THE CALL WITH IS CAM ON AND MOGGS THE FUCK OUT OF ME AND THE FAGGOT DOING SELECTIONS.

MY NIGGA, I HOPE WITH ALL MY HEART THAT FUCKER DOESNT GET IN CUZ IF IM GOING TO LITHUANIA WITH THAT NIGGA HES GETTIN ALL THE BITCHES SUCKING AND GAGGIN ON HIS BALLS.

If i get in i have also 1 Month to looksmaxx hard af. Gotta leanmaxx the fuck out of my balls.

Wish me luck niggas
 
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What’s Erasmus
 
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if ir 5"6 u should train mms to not get beaten up forget about getting girls haha
 
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sorry for my previous comment haha, what country u in now?
 
if ir 5"6 u should train mms to not get beaten up forget about getting girls haha
damn nigga, i really don’t understand incels in here.

I’ve gotten girls before lol i’ve already talked about it
 
sorry for my previous comment haha, what country u in now?
italy my nigga, here average is 5’10 and i’m pushing 5’8/5’9 with shoes and lifts
 
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I hope the best nigga
 
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italy my nigga, here average is 5’10 and i’m pushing 5’8/5’9 with shoes and lifts
lithusniais taller than italy bro , and if u hwbe brown eyes its over
 
 
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r u srsly going to go to Lithuania for erasmus.. you're going to get bullied bro :lul: :lul: :lul:
 
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r u srsly going to go to Lithuania for erasmus.. you're going to get bullied bro :lul: :lul:
The crazy thing about this forum is that incels will clown you for anything.

You stay at home = rotting in your moms basement loser

You go out= get no hoes and get mogged loser

Kill your self = No Bro take a shower!

Live = It’s over Bro!

crazy
 
The crazy thing about this forum is that incels will clown you for anything.

You stay at home = rotting in your moms basement loser

You go out= get no hoes and get mogged loser

Kill your self = No Bro take a shower!

Live = It’s over Bro!

crazy
female passive aggressive answer. i think i know my own country best lil bro.. if you're autistic u won't survive I'm sorry bro
 
female passive aggressive answer. i think i know my own country best lil bro.. if you're autistic u won't survive I'm sorry bro
whatever dawg, hope we don’t cross streets then
 
italy my nigga, here average is 5’10 and i’m pushing 5’8/5’9 with shoes and lifts
Sorry bro but if you are 5.6 you are a ducking manlet, plain and simple
You have bigger issues than the risk of a chad lite going in
 
bruh erasmus sounds like nothing more than state funded chad and women fucking adventures.

Its for muh "Erasmus+ is the EU's programme to support education, training, youth and sport in Europe. "

But all it is, is young chadlites and chads being funded by their colleges to go and fuck women from different countries in europe.

God what an amazing time to be a chad, if only i could've been born one. :cry: :cry: :cry:
 
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If already below avg height w lifts it’s over
Don’t even try boyo
 
If already below avg height w lifts it’s over
Don’t even try boyo
then what i should kms? there’s nothing worth trying in life other than surviving.

Try to survive.
 
Why the fuck would you want to go to Lithuania of all places JFL

Have you ever even seen it. Its a literal shithole

Tiny ass capital, small ass roads, bus is never on time, the houses are super small, government only turns on heating after it gets report that 20 Ukranian refugees died of hypothermia. No one can speak any English and will think of you as some retard. Everyone is in need of Jaw surgery and recessed. Girls are hot but they smell . Hygiene is not liked or practised
 
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Why the fuck would you want to go to Lithuania of all places JFL

Have you ever even seen it. Its a literal shithole

Tiny ass capital, small ass roads, bus is never on time, the houses are super small, government only turns on heating after it gets report that 20 Ukranian refugees died of hypothermia. No one can speak any English and will think of you as some retard. Everyone is in need of Jaw surgery and recessed. Girls are hot but they smell . Hygiene is not liked or practised
you know man, life has already been to hard for me.

What you recalled to be a shithole, for me it’s a heaven.

My life is miserable, i appreciate the smallest things.
 
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