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I'm going to a family event where there would be pizzas,but i can't calculate the amount of calories becouse its homemade, should i just not go to the event becouse i'm bulking?
 
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Just go and eat one pizza max so they don't think ur rude
 
Just go and eat one pizza max so they don't think ur rude
Can i aproximatly calculate it? I will take a food scale with me
 
gl chad consumes 2 liters of beer a night night while he is on 600 mg caffeine and other drugs also he only eat greasy mcdonald stuff because his mom/dad left him and he got no family/home while you are counting calories on a fucking meal.
one get laid 3 times a day one posts on an obscure forum.

one word, face.
 
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gl chad consumes 2 liters of beer a night night while he is on 600 mg caffeine and other drugs also he only eat greasy mcdonald stuff because his mom/dad left him and he got no family/home while you are counting calories on a fucking meal.
one get laid 3 times a day one posts on an obscure forum.

one word, face.
Body is also important, what do you reccomend about my situation?
 
Just eat the Gefilte fish.
 
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Body is also important, what do you reccomend about my situation?
i recommend plastic surgery, then body maxxing( its a waste of time tbh). also when i was bulking 4 years ago i only cared about consuming 4.5k calories a day because i was all bones and skinny and it worked for me . bulking= the more calories the better
 
also i forgot to say i rarely ate fast food, i mostly ate lean meats, carbs and shakes. reduce the fat to minimum tbh. pizza or fried shit foods once or twice a months max.
 
why do you calculate if you're bulking just eat the pizzas bro
 
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why do you calculate if you're bulking just eat the pizzas bro
I don't want to surplus to be too big becouse it will make me fat
 
Don't eat before, and when you go there make sure you talk to everyone about the pizza and your diet:
"Is this organic?", "Is this gluten free?", "I'm on a clean bulk diet right now...", "How much do you bench?", "I can tell you're a vegan...", etc.
 
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Chad eats pizza
 
just don't be a dork eat the pizza

one day wonet hurt your progress
 
I don’t get it, you are bulking so why would it matter? It’s not like you are cutting, but either way nothing will happen just cuz you eat more one day you turbo autist lmfao.
 
eat the pizza aspie
 
 

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