This is gonna be the best 30 days ever

[ey88]

Christmas time

No school

My friends are home

Nothing to worry about

Getting hammered every day

Wow

 

[ey88]

It’s begun

 

[whiro]

It has so begun for jolly jolly Christmas-cels . My mom put these cozy lights on our balcony and we have a hot chocolate machine

 

[craven]

Never began for me
Didnt get invited to any event
No friends
No meaningful connections with my familly
School is stressing me out and i keep missing classes and falling behind in all subjects
Gonna rot like usual
Its over man

 

[diditeverbegin]

And I got a gf too life is looking up

 

[diditeverbegin]

And I got a gf too life is looking up

I woke up

 

[whiro]

Never began for me
Didnt get invited to any event
No friends
No meaningful connections with my familly
School is stressing me out and i keep missing classes and falling behind in all subjects
Gonna rot like usual
Its over man

Dw man I think it’s pretty normal to not get invited to like a Christmas party/event it’s more family stuff ,

I only got invited to a new years one. Sorry to hear about school and shit let’s make 2025 a prime year brother

 

[Black_Pill_Enjoyer1]

My friends are home



Getting hammered every day

"Why not me"

 

[LKSMAXPerson]

Going to ask for a girl number and socialmaxx through the winte r

 

[craven]

Dw man I think it’s pretty normal to not get invited to like a Christmas party/event it’s more family stuff ,

I only got invited to a new years one. Sorry to hear about school and shit let’s make 2025 a prime year brother

Nah bro these vacations people from my class are gonna meet up and do cool shit together as usual
My crush is gonna have sex her new boyfriend
For grades its over
For socialising its over
For a gf its over
Its just fucking over i am going to lay down on ldar while people are living
The first girl i ever really had feelings for dgaf about me
Its just OVER

 

[chad_prodigy]

no school?

don't get me wrong, you are one of my favorite posters (based on these couple of days since i registered), but you come off as a 30+ yo guy

maybe it's just the avatar

 

[johnypvpgod]

Nah bro these vacations people from my class are gonna meet up and do cool shit together as usual
My crush is gonna have sex her new boyfriend
For grades its over
For socialising its over
For a gf its over
Its just fucking over i am going to lay down on ldar while people are living
The first girl i ever really had feelings for dgaf about me
Its just OVER

my oneitis getting together with some crummy bastard who i would be pressed to admit is better than me is enough to sour my mood tbh

 

[johnypvpgod]

no school?

don't get me wrong, you are one of my favorite posters (based on these couple of days since i registered), but you come off as a 30 yo+ guy

maybe it's just the avatar

lookism applies to avis online

 

[whiro]

Nah bro these vacations people from my class are gonna meet up and do cool shit together as usual
My crush is gonna have sex her new boyfriend

so it’s over for you because random guys are meeting up with eachoter ??

The crush thing hurts my soul tho , may you get over her quick

For grades its over
For socialising its over

It can never be over for grades!! Ur halfway through the year, academic comebacks are a thing. I’ve done it twice .

Never over for socialising , take the L this Christmas and cozy up with your family and enjoy some movies like me 2025 you come back and try again brother

fuck that girl and grind up . merry fucking Christmas bro-cel much love

 

[IOS]

It's beginning to look a gyatt like Rizzmas
Everywhere online
My sigma level is maxed
Your food has fanum taxed
With skibidis and rizzlers in Ohio
It's beginning to look a gyatt like Rizzmas
Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy
But the prettiest sight to see
Is how skibidi they will be
Did you pray today?

 

[IOS]

Last Rizzmas, I gave you my gyatt
But the very next day (Very next day), you rizzed it away (You rizzed it away)
This year, to save me from Fanum tax
I'll give it to someone sigma (Sigma)
Last Rizzmas, I rizzed up your gyatt
But the very next day, you mewed it to Kai Cenat
This year, to save me from Fanum tax
I'll give it to someone sigma (Sigma)

 

[IOS]

[Verse 1]
On the first day of Rizzmas, Kai Cenat gave to me
An Ohio in a lean tree

[Verse 2]
On the second day of Rizzmas, Kai Cenat gave to me
Two large gyatts
And an Ohio in a lean tree

[Verse 3]
On the third day of Rizzmas, Kai Cenat gave to me
Three ocky meals
Two large gyatts
And an Ohio in a lean tree

[Verse 4]
On the fourth day of Rizzmas, Kai Cenat gave to me
Four skibidis
Three ocky meals
Two large gyatts
And an Ohio in a lean tree

[Verse 5]
On the fifth day of Rizzmas, Kai Cenat gave to me
Five grimace shakes
Four skibidis
Three ocky meals
Two large gyatts
And an Ohio in a lean tree


[Verse 6]
On the sixth day of Rizzmas, Kai Cenat gave to me
Six GrubHub perk deals
Five grimace shakes
Four skibidis
Three ocky meals
Two large gyatts
And an Ohio in a lean tree

[Verse 7]
On the seventh day of Rizzmas, Kai Cenat gave to me
Seven ligma symptoms
Six GrubHub perk deals
Five grimace shakes
Four skibidis
Three ocky meals
Two large gyatts
And an Ohio in a lean tree

[Verse 8]
On the eighth day of Rizzmas, Kai Cenat gave to me
Eight John Porks calling
Seven ligma symptoms
Six GrubHub perk deals
Five grimace shakes
Four skibidis
Three ocky meals
Two large gyatts
And an Ohio in a lean tree


[Verse 9]
On the ninth day of Rizzmas, Kai Cenat gave to me
Nine sigmas grinding
Eight John Porks calling
Seven ligma symptoms
Six GrubHub perk deals
Five grimace shakes
Four skibidis
Three ocky meals
Two large gyatts
And an Ohio in a lean tree

[Verse 10]
On the tenth day of Rizzmas, Kai Cenat gave to me
Ten fanums taxing
Nine sigmas grinding
Eight John Porks calling
Seven ligma symptoms
Six GrubHub perk deals
Five grimace shakes
Four skibidis
Three ocky meals
Two large gyatts
And an Ohio in a lean tree

[Verse 11]
On the eleventh day of Rizzmas, Kai Cenat gave to me
Eleven looksmaxxing
Ten fanums taxing
Nine sigmas grinding
Eight John Porks calling
Seven ligma symptoms
Six GrubHub perk deals
Five grimace shakes
Four skibidis
Three ocky meals
Two large gyatts
And an Ohio in a lean tree


[Verse 12]
On the twelfth day of Rizzmas, Kai Cenat gave to me
Twelve pizza towers
Eleven looksmaxxing
Ten fanums taxing
Nine sigmas grinding
Eight John Porks calling
Seven ligma symptoms
Six GrubHub perk deals
Five grimace shakes
Four skibidis
Three ocky meals
Two large gyatts
And an Ohio in a lean tree

[Outro]
And an Ohio in a lean tree

 

[ey88]

no school?

don't get me wrong, you are one of my favorite posters (based on these couple of days since i registered), but you come off as a 30+ yo guy

maybe it's just the avatar

I’m 18 and in uni

 

[IOS]

It has so begun for jolly jolly Christmas-cels . My mom put these cozy lights on our balcony and we have a hot chocolate machine

Have a holy jolly Rizzmas;
It's a Sigma time of year
So retro in Ohio!
With Reddit and Pibby
Have a holly jolly Rizzmas;
And when you gyatt down the street
Say hello to Peppino
And steamed hams are so sweet
Oh ho, the Fanum Tax
Bussin' uncanny!
Pickle Rick waits for you
Rizz his Skibidi;
Have a holy jolly Rizzmas;
And-a Huggy Wuggy's here
Freddy FNAF's got a holy jolly...
Rizzmas this year!

 

[IOS]

[Verse]
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[chad_prodigy]

I’m 18 and in uni

same here except i'm 35

 

[ey88]

[Verse]
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What are you saying bro

 

[Magnus Ironblood]

Enjoy lad.

I'm drunk now, celebrating the fact I'll be geomaxxing from next Wednesday

 

[IOS]

What are you saying bro

you arent sigma enough

 

[sub6manletnozygos]

27 yo khhcv.
never been to a party.
spend most weekends alone rotting.
no skills/hobbies or interest in anything.
6'1 ugly manlet.
but im healthy, i have a loving mother and have 5.7k reputation points on looksmax.org.

 

[ey88]

27 yo khhcv.
never been to a party.
spend most weekends alone rotting.
tiny family (me + mother).
but im healthy, i have a loving mother and have 5.7k reputation points on looksmax.org.

I’m sorry bro

 

[sub6manletnozygos]

I’m sorry bro

its no ones fault but mine.
i didnt ask that girl out.
i didnt commit to music, mathematics, coding, film making or any worthwhile hobby.
i quit most endeavors i started.
i wasted all my free time playing vidya gaems (yet i didnt even do streaming or youtube despite being raised during early days youtube, twitter which was the perfect time to get started), shitposting and youtube.
i am a failure.

 

[ey88]

its no ones fault but mine.
i didnt ask that girl out.
i didnt commit to music, mathematics, coding, film making or any worthwhile hobby.
i quit most endeavors i started.
i wasted all my free time playing vidya gaems (yet i didnt even do streaming or youtube despite being raised during early days youtube, twitter which was the perfect time to get started).
i am a failure.

You aren’t man, you can still turn your life around

 

[sub6manletnozygos]

You aren’t man, you can still turn your life around

i dont know of any 27 yo khhcv with no hobbies, skills or interests who have turned their life around materially. its incredibly difficult especially as the male brain finishes forming at ~25.