This is not a troll thread, my mom's cousin dead serious have a crush on me

[alriodai]

Literally bro this is SO WEIRD
This bitch is my mom's long distance cousin and around my age and she's actually cute as fuck but I am just turned off and disgusted at the sole fact this bitch is literally blood-related to me
This shit just pisses me off bro, no bitches on my dick and the only fuckable ones are related to me?
Kill me

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Chads.org

 

[Patrick Star]

call police

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

My cousin is hot as well. Would. Nothing wrong with it.

 

[alriodai]

My cousin is hot as well. Would. Nothing wrong with it.

Nigga what you mean nothing wrong with it? You fuck with incest?

 

[Darkeningstar]

My cousins told me I should be an actor, brutal

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

Nigga what you mean nothing wrong with it? You fuck with incest?

Nothing wrong with relatives to practice with each other.

 

[Daddy's Home]

My first kiss ever was with my cousin when I was 9 and she was 12 (she initiated it)

She tasted like strawberries, I liked it, we repeated the event like 3-4 times within a few months after, and then we never talked about it again..

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Adam and Eve's children multiplied

 

[whotthehell]

what's in family, stays in family

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

My first kiss ever was with my cousin when I was 9 and she was 12 (she initiated it)

She tasted like strawberries, I liked it, we repeated the event like 3-4 times within a few months after, and then we never talked about it again..

You should've had sex when she turned 15 and you 12. Would've been normal for her to teach you once you reached fertility.

 

[n9wiff]

My first kiss ever was with my cousin when I was 9 and she was 12 (she initiated it)

She tasted like strawberries, I liked it, we repeated the event like 3-4 times within a few months after, and then we never talked about it again..

Fucking fakecels man

 

[shia.jihadist]

nigga a slay is a slay

 

[Beastimmung]

My cousin is hot as well. Would. Nothing wrong with it.

Average sv3rige fan:

 

[PRIEST Sv3rige]

Average sv3rige fan:

I've always felt that way, even before I knew who Sv3rige was. Would always get a chub when we hugged.

 

[Daddy's Home]

Fucking fakecels man

It was at a time when I had a small, round head with a cute little nose from my HTB mom, like any other child at that age.. (that was before my dad's subhuman genetics hit me at puberty)

 

[zerotohero]