This is officially my 16th valentines alone

[slayy]

Seeing everyone at school gifting flowers and chocolate to their gfs while I never even had one was so depressing. Literally everyone (even the subhumans) has a gf, everyone except me.

 

[porn]

17 pour moi

 

[unfortunatehobbies]

Seeing everyone at school gifting flowers and chocolate to their gfs while I never even had one was so depressing. Literally everyone (even the subhumans) has a gf, everyone except me.

seeing the insta stories is the most humbling. but again, it's a great learning opportunity. last time a girl friendzoned me and asked for advice about her own crush, i stole the outfit from that mf and adopted as much of his mannerisms as possible.

if you can't attract, become someone else. do what gatsby did and shapeshift to your targets. you might sacrifice a bit of individuality, but the reward is the ability to get what you want, when you want it.