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Just because you're short doesn't reduce your shot greatly at slamming and jackhammering a volunteer (conscious) vagina into oblivion. Some people enjoy rattling cages, which is why this insecurity about height is bullied online. But I've seen too many to count couples involving a short man. Yet, Looksmax is obsessed with this aspect. Either they believe the CCP-inspired bullshit on TikTok coming from miserable foids on a mission to severely cripple the male ego, or the top posters are tall, slinky creepy motherfuckers. But if you're desiring someone attracted to only tall guys, you're obviously delusional, suffering from spoiled arrogance. Nothing can save you at this point. You have fucked yourself good. So if you have a crush on a foid seeking that elevation, STOP READING NOW! You're doomed. And you deserve it.
I see this derogatory behavior often with you Gen Zoids, esp the foids. However, unlike you, she has a higher chance of bagging her oneitis. Remember, she's got a wet pussy, you have something that's sold at Walmart inside a locked glass cabin.
What I am about to disclose, women would prefer this to remain anonymous due to the potential breach of their vulnerability and security. Like an AI computer telling a stranger its passwords and how to corrupt its files, why would it do that? Regardless, I'm a man having these secrets Stacies, Chads, and arrogant fucks don't want you to know about. Consider me the snitch with an itch for the bitch. Itchy Bitchy Snitch? Ah, yes, I envision the country tune now,
"Don't snitch me out, you itchy bitchy snitch. I just don't want my heart broken. And if you snitch this, you itchy bitchy snitch, I might turn into a man. Woooo ahooo!"
Foids withhold the treasure chest of seduction keys from guys. And I don't blame them. She's got what you want, not the other way around. Your dick has already been replicated to something much better, more pleasurable, and doesn't get its wittle feelings hurt so easily, "Muh, I don't want to live anymore, reeeee." Thereupon, she's not entirely interested in the pussy puncher. She wants to be heard—like many of us do.
TLDR: Shut the fuck up. It's really that simple. But ouch, just reading that triggers you, uh?
First step to ascension - Own this strategy, religiously
Fill in what you're lacking. If it's height, choose what a foid prefers and subtract yours from this figure. Pretty simple! For every inch you fall short, add a feature, talent, or perk to accomplish.
HEIGHT FIGURE
Suppose the desire height is 6' 3" and you're 5' 5"—the difference is 10. You'll need to maintain 10 extras.
If you're in college, neither can you include this nor the courses you're majoring in because, well, she too is most likely in college. And non-college foids are intimidated by you. Let's leave this extra out. But I'm not saying it damages you, oh, fuck no... it will help you for better income, which has been inserted into the following list.
CHECKLIST OF EXTRAS
Humor can break the ice in many situations, but if she's the full-of-shit type struggling with identity, tread this jocular road carefully. Conceited foids tend to raise an eyebrow at dark jokes because their brains don't respond well to the ridicule of others. And if you're like me, favoring twisted comedy, she'd probably not appreciate clever icebreakers, such as, "If this date doesn't work out, I might hit you over your head with a lead pipe. Don't take it personally." Ugh, what feelings are injured there. But they don't mind reading jester material or listening to you mock yourself. But if she's one of those leftist weirdos, run, motherfucker, run!
If you noticed, an above-average size dick was excluded from the list. I might rub my big penis in your face for shits and giggles, but the truth of the matter, women don't care much for exceptionally large cocks.
Ah, yes, some foids even turned me down because of my Cervix Tear Experience. Once, a first date told me, as I stood inside my apartment—she was outside in the hallway—my penis was exposed, "I wanna have fun, not experience child labor." Then, she said, "Do you greet all first dates like this?"
If not only height is your dilemma, but a disability, autism, or severe acne, add the appropriate ailment to your HEIGHT FIGURE from the following list:
ABNORMALITY LIST
You must manage this lifestyle with perseverance or nothing! Elliot lied to his fans. He lied to himself. He thought he could master the extras for a month and select whoever he desired. Not only that, he thought alphas didn't need to listen and should dominate the foid with misogynistic babble. Ugh, the reality-check reactions he received collided with his smugness that led to unnecessary vagina genocide.
IMPORTANT WARNING
If she pressures you for your Instagram/Facebook information, walk away. Stuff like this is esoteric and should never be shared with strangers (that includes a first date.) And if she's conscientious and not a gold-digging cunt, that opportunistic whore seeking contacts and financial gain for intimate prosperity, she will respect you even more for protecting your privacy. We call this personal responsibility. Also, this entices mystery and wet pussy loves a fucking enigma... or unless she's a retard, the leftist mentioned earlier. However, if she questions your confidentiality with suspicion, she's a devious, manipulative Ponzi—run!
This strategy will take time. Understand that there are four billion women on this earth—only 45 million more males than females. You have a better chance at scoring a vagina secreting her strange, creepy fluids on you than a vacationer surviving after being pushed off a cruise ship in the middle of the Gulf of America. If you're not 60+ years old, you have this luxury. It takes a minimum of one year to adapt to the routine. If that sounds too heavy of an investment, stop commenting on this forum. Go get your band-aid from Chaturbate or OnlyFans, give them your money. That way, they'll have more funds to pamper their boyfriends, who use this blueprint. Now get fucked.
I see this derogatory behavior often with you Gen Zoids, esp the foids. However, unlike you, she has a higher chance of bagging her oneitis. Remember, she's got a wet pussy, you have something that's sold at Walmart inside a locked glass cabin.
What I am about to disclose, women would prefer this to remain anonymous due to the potential breach of their vulnerability and security. Like an AI computer telling a stranger its passwords and how to corrupt its files, why would it do that? Regardless, I'm a man having these secrets Stacies, Chads, and arrogant fucks don't want you to know about. Consider me the snitch with an itch for the bitch. Itchy Bitchy Snitch? Ah, yes, I envision the country tune now,
"Don't snitch me out, you itchy bitchy snitch. I just don't want my heart broken. And if you snitch this, you itchy bitchy snitch, I might turn into a man. Woooo ahooo!"
Foids withhold the treasure chest of seduction keys from guys. And I don't blame them. She's got what you want, not the other way around. Your dick has already been replicated to something much better, more pleasurable, and doesn't get its wittle feelings hurt so easily, "Muh, I don't want to live anymore, reeeee." Thereupon, she's not entirely interested in the pussy puncher. She wants to be heard—like many of us do.
TLDR: Shut the fuck up. It's really that simple. But ouch, just reading that triggers you, uh?
First step to ascension - Own this strategy, religiously
Fill in what you're lacking. If it's height, choose what a foid prefers and subtract yours from this figure. Pretty simple! For every inch you fall short, add a feature, talent, or perk to accomplish.
HEIGHT FIGURE
Suppose the desire height is 6' 3" and you're 5' 5"—the difference is 10. You'll need to maintain 10 extras.
If you're in college, neither can you include this nor the courses you're majoring in because, well, she too is most likely in college. And non-college foids are intimidated by you. Let's leave this extra out. But I'm not saying it damages you, oh, fuck no... it will help you for better income, which has been inserted into the following list.
CHECKLIST OF EXTRAS
- Weight lifting/daily workouts (or be a bodybuilder theory)
- Learn a musical instrument
- Improve writing skills and imagination
- Part-time job
- Self-employed (steady income) or collecting inheritance gibs
- Personal vehicle
- Clean haircut
- Name-brand wardrobe that flatters your body shape
- Cooking talent (or culinary degree)
- Handyman
- Own a riding lawn mower, trailer, and landscaping equipment (wink-wink?)
- Good teeth/better smile
- Good listener (remember, shut the fuck up?)
- Your own place or a magnificent bedroom/Home Depot shed modified into a penthouse suite
- Good communication skills (Easy to talk to others but with confidence, not cockiness (that arrogance?))
- Appropriate eye contact (see her, don't visually undress her - never look at another foid when in her presence)
- Know another language
- Learn a third language
- Learn how to draw people
- Own an exotic animal (a monkey who jerks off on guests, a mama bear's cub, an aquarium tank full of piranhas or Sonoran Desert toads, a parrot that coaches a date, for example, "Suck his dick, suck his dick - eat her pussy, eat her pussy," etc.)
- Anime artist (having a portfolio and not drawings in a notepad)
- Military background
- Pilot license
- Drone hobbyist (own at least ten drones)
- Yoga instructor (show her you can suck your own dick so she'll have to compete)
Humor can break the ice in many situations, but if she's the full-of-shit type struggling with identity, tread this jocular road carefully. Conceited foids tend to raise an eyebrow at dark jokes because their brains don't respond well to the ridicule of others. And if you're like me, favoring twisted comedy, she'd probably not appreciate clever icebreakers, such as, "If this date doesn't work out, I might hit you over your head with a lead pipe. Don't take it personally." Ugh, what feelings are injured there. But they don't mind reading jester material or listening to you mock yourself. But if she's one of those leftist weirdos, run, motherfucker, run!
If you noticed, an above-average size dick was excluded from the list. I might rub my big penis in your face for shits and giggles, but the truth of the matter, women don't care much for exceptionally large cocks.
Ah, yes, some foids even turned me down because of my Cervix Tear Experience. Once, a first date told me, as I stood inside my apartment—she was outside in the hallway—my penis was exposed, "I wanna have fun, not experience child labor." Then, she said, "Do you greet all first dates like this?"
If not only height is your dilemma, but a disability, autism, or severe acne, add the appropriate ailment to your HEIGHT FIGURE from the following list:
ABNORMALITY LIST
- Autism (+2)
- Micropenis (+3)
- Severe acne (+4)
- Physical/mental disability (+5)
- Indian/Curry (+20)
You must manage this lifestyle with perseverance or nothing! Elliot lied to his fans. He lied to himself. He thought he could master the extras for a month and select whoever he desired. Not only that, he thought alphas didn't need to listen and should dominate the foid with misogynistic babble. Ugh, the reality-check reactions he received collided with his smugness that led to unnecessary vagina genocide.
IMPORTANT WARNING
If she pressures you for your Instagram/Facebook information, walk away. Stuff like this is esoteric and should never be shared with strangers (that includes a first date.) And if she's conscientious and not a gold-digging cunt, that opportunistic whore seeking contacts and financial gain for intimate prosperity, she will respect you even more for protecting your privacy. We call this personal responsibility. Also, this entices mystery and wet pussy loves a fucking enigma... or unless she's a retard, the leftist mentioned earlier. However, if she questions your confidentiality with suspicion, she's a devious, manipulative Ponzi—run!
This strategy will take time. Understand that there are four billion women on this earth—only 45 million more males than females. You have a better chance at scoring a vagina secreting her strange, creepy fluids on you than a vacationer surviving after being pushed off a cruise ship in the middle of the Gulf of America. If you're not 60+ years old, you have this luxury. It takes a minimum of one year to adapt to the routine. If that sounds too heavy of an investment, stop commenting on this forum. Go get your band-aid from Chaturbate or OnlyFans, give them your money. That way, they'll have more funds to pamper their boyfriends, who use this blueprint. Now get fucked.
