This is the worst hairstyle (buzzcut) i ever had

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no it’s not, i got a buzz cut as well, ngl we both have exact same pheno and look a lot alike except my nose is bulbous asf
 
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This is proof how hairstyle really changes your face. You are still htn even though you dropped a fee points
 
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This is proof how hairstyle really changes your face. You are still htn even though you dropped a fee points
Damn still htn with thus hairstyle, then what hairstyle makes me a chad
 
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ur hair looks thinning
 
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Hair is spiritual but you can see this as a prestige or restart, it doesn’t complete obliterate you looks wise tho, so is fine.
 
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ur hair looks thinning
can you share your posturemaxxing routine?

i remember that despite having short parents, you managed to become 6'1.
 
.org sperg tries not to squint like an autist challenge: impossible
 
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can you share your posturemaxxing routine?

i remember that despite having short parents, you managed to become 6'1.
just focus on exercises that give external rotation, as internal rotation exercises (OHP, bench press, will rotate ur shoulders forward, and on top of that, compress ur spine) focus on back exercises with external rotation, no pullups, only chin ups as that fixes ur posture, if u cant do chin ups, do rows with external rotation, face pulls with external rotation, also do single leg exercises, as those will build up ur glute medius, and glute medius is necessary for fixing anterior pelvic tilt.
 
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just focus on exercises that give external rotation, as internal rotation exercises (OHP, bench press, will rotate ur shoulders forward, and on top of that, compress ur spine) focus on back exercises with external rotation, no pullups, only chin ups as that fixes ur posture, if u cant do chin ups, do rows with external rotation, face pulls with external rotation, also do single leg exercises, as those will build up ur glute medius, and glute medius is necessary for fixing anterior pelvic tilt.
i will keep those in mind. thanks a lot mate.

would you recommend anything else regarding posturemaxxing?

what would you suggest to fix rounded shoulders?
 
no it’s not, i got a buzz cut as well, ngl we both have exact same pheno and look a lot alike except my nose is bulbous asf
Rhino to acsend
 
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i will keep those in mind. thanks a lot mate.

would you recommend anything else regarding posturemaxxing?

what would you suggest to fix rounded shoulders?
face pulls+external rotation+behind the neck press, combined all 3 exercises in one. And sternum chin ups, lower chest hits the bar, with an arched back. if u cant do that, do rows, with an underhand grip, or at worst, neutral grip, dont do rows which has an oblique angle.
 
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You look better with the buzzcut than in the 2nd photo

Either go short or long, mid length hair is boring af
 
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face pulls+external rotation+behind the neck press, combined all 3 exercises in one. And sternum chin ups, lower chest hits the bar, with an arched back. if u cant do that, do rows, with an underhand grip, or at worst, neutral grip, dont do rows which has an oblique angle.
Bookmarked! Thanks

I'm alright in bodyweight exercises so I can switch to mid-high level exercises in short time


Any neck exercises that you would recommend for a thicker neck and fix forward head posture?
 
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Bookmarked! Thanks

I'm alright in bodyweight exercises so I can switch to mid-high level exercises in short time


Any neck exercises that you would recommend for a thicker neck and fix forward head posture?
i just do neck curls and side curls while biting down on a towel, bodyweight exercises are more than enough for fixing posture, although i would get some resistance bands just to get some extra volume in
 
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Tom Cruise starring in the bollywood adaptation of Schindler's list as an emaciated Jew.
 
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i don’t want to bhai, i’m coping with fibroplast treatment, hydrocortisone and nose exercises, is it over for me?
Send me pics in dm , I will give u some suggestions
 
Gives off masculine vipes in the first pic, bhai.
 
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Tom Cruise starring in the bollywood adaptation of Schindler's list as an emaciated Jew.
You be commenting with sarcasm, but I do believe I am pretty close to the psl that tom cruise scored in psl rating @Aypo129 @5.5psl @coispet
 
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You be commenting with sarcasm, but I do believe I am pretty close to the psl that tom cruise scored in psl rating @Aypo129 @5.5psl @coispet
u look good bro, htn with buzz cut is an impressive accomplishment
 
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u look good bro, htn with buzz cut is an impressive accomplishment
Thanks , hope u have seen my other pics with long hair
 
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You be commenting with sarcasm, but I do believe I am pretty close to the psl that tom cruise scored in psl rating @Aypo129 @5.5psl @coispet

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So you are telling me these two look alike?

The biggest halo Cruise is known for is his eye area, which yours looks nothing like.

Nigga you squiting so hard you got creases on your forehead JFL.

Upload a non squinting, unfrauded image with a similar expression to cruise in that photo. Then we can truly see.
 
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So you are telling me these two look alike?

The biggest halo Cruise is known for is his eye area, which yours looks nothing like.

Nigga you squiting so hard you got creases on your forehead JFL.

Upload a non squinting, unfrauded image with a similar expression to cruise in that photo. Then we can truly see.
I have pretty hooded eye area lmfao , at your cope..my eyes are hooded like tom cruise and its very rare to see a indian with hooded eyes ...cope more..here are three version of eye colours in motion , remember I can't fraud in motion and look how hooded my eye area is, also tom cruise gets a halo from green eyes , now check me in this video where I have both green and blue eyes...the only thing why my looks will be always underappreciated us bcoz of my race, coz most of you all don't like indian or South asians nd most of you all can't cope the fact that a indian or south asian mogging yall to gandy heaven

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Hair is spiritual but you can see this as a prestige or restart, it doesn’t complete obliterate you looks wise tho, so is fine.
Thanks bhai..some wise words lol
 
I have pretty hooded eye area lmfao , at your cope..my eyes are hooded like tom cruise and its very rare to see a indian with hooded eyes ...cope more..here are three version of eye colours in motion , remember I can't fraud in motion and look how hooded my eye area is, also tom cruise gets a halo from green eyes , now check me in this video where I have both green and blue eyes...the only thing why my looks will be always underappreciated us bcoz of my race, coz most of you all don't like indian or South asians nd most of you all can't cope the fact that a indian or south asian mogging yall to gandy heaven

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You retard, I'm curry myself JFL.

I'm shitting on you because you are a frauding narcy fuck that fishes for validation 24/7 and while claiming to look like Tom Cruise.

Do you not remember those faceapp frauds where you literally morphed your face to someone else claiming to be you?

And you still couldn't upload a non frauded video. "Couldn't fraud in motion" he says while carefully picking the angles and lighting.

AND YOU STILL CANNOT FUCKING STOP THE AUTISTIC SQUINTING.

You are not an ugly dude. Even unfrauded I'm certain you'll look decent.

What pisses me off is the narcissm + frauding + constant fishing for validation 24/7.

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Your hooding is similar, I'll give you that. You do not have the same eye shape. Most importantly, your eyes don't have that twinkle that Cruise's does. Maybe it's your rapist like squint that ruins it.

Stop fucking squinting and upload a normal ass picture. It's not rocket science.
 
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You retard, I'm curry myself JFL.

I'm shitting on you because you are a frauding narcy fuck that fishes for validation 24/7 and while claiming to look like Tom Cruise.

Do you not remember those faceapp frauds where you literally morphed your face to someone else claiming to be you?

And you still couldn't upload a non frauded video. "Couldn't fraud in motion" he says while carefully picking the angles and lighting.

AND YOU STILL CANNOT FUCKING STOP THE AUTISTIC SQUINTING.

You are not an ugly dude. Even unfrauded I'm certain you'll look decent.

What pisses me off is the narcissm + frauding + constant fishing for validation 24/7.

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Your hooding is similar, I'll give you that. You do not have the same eye shape. Most importantly, your eyes don't have that twinkle that Cruise's does. Maybe it's your rapist like squint that ruins it.

Stop fucking squinting and upload a normal ass picture. It's not rocket science.
Ok I'll leave it to u , let me be a frauding ugly guy in your books
 
Ok I'll leave it to u , let me be a frauding ugly guy in your books

Nigga you are not ugly, when did I say that?

You are good looking, no doubt a top tier curry. We are the same race my dude, I'm never gonna put you down for being south Asian.

But for the love of god, stop the squinting and constant fishing for validation.
 
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in second picture you look actually very average

first picture your face looks crazy masculine
 
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You look better in the first pic
 
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in second picture you look actually very average

first picture your face looks crazy masculine
Am either going short or long hairstyle
 
Nigga you are not ugly, when did I say that?

You are good looking, no doubt a top tier curry. We are the same race my dude, I'm never gonna put you down for being south Asian.

But for the love of god, stop the squinting and constant fishing for validation.
Yuh bhai..noted
 
in second picture you look actually very average

first picture your face looks crazy masculine
Cuz he face app his face. He looks mtn in selfie videos.
 
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