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I just took a iPhone selfie and I look so subhuman that I’m considering suicide. I look normal in Snapchat selfies but I just found out they are not mirrored, so what I look like in an iPhone selfie is what I look like in real life.

Trust me when I say I’m horribly grotesque, literally 1.5 PSL in my iPhone selfie. Yes I know front cameras are distorted but it’s still horrifying to know I look like that. I always save my Snapchat selfies to post online and it turns out that’s NOT what I actually look like. I’m going crazy...

I know I’m not that ugly in real life I’m probably more like a 3.. because i have kissed girls before... but seeing my iPhone selfie is one of the most depressing blackpilling things ever...
 
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Your iPhone's Camera: Mirrors Me :feelshmm: 😏
 
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Throw your phone away now or rope for your own good.
 
Throw your phone away now or rope for your own good.
I honestly don’t know if I have body dysmorphia disorder or not, sometimes I feel like a literal 1/10 goblin and cut myself... the only reason I haven’t roped is that one time this past winter I got a job at a hipster bar where I served chads and stacies all night. I figure if I really was the ugly they would not have hired me. I at least mogged the dishwasher there. They had him stuck in the back cornerwhere no guests ever saw him. Rip.

I just know I can’t deal with the anguish, I hope to get a Xanax prescription soon
 
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No way.....
Not true at all
I have iphone 8 plus
Thats camera makes me soo disorted
 
No way.....
Not true at all
I have iphone 8 plus
Thats camera makes me soo disorted
Bro iPhone front camera is how you look irl, how you look in a mirror isn’t how you really look to others. Yes there is distortion but it’s more realistic than a mirror selfie or a Snapchat selfie.

Also I have an iPhone 11 Pro, literally the best phone camera ever made and still look like Quasimodo.
 
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Bro iPhone front camera is how you look irl, how you look in a mirror isn’t how you really look to others. Yes there is distortion but it’s more realistic than a mirror selfie or a Snapchat selfie.

Also I have an iPhone 11 Pro, literally the best phone camera ever made and still look like Quasimodo.
Iphone selfies makes my hairline rounder,it completely destroys my cheekbone projection and it makes my midface soo elongated.I look like squeezed elongated egg.This cant be true.It cant be.......its soo fucking over then
I always coped that Iam prettyboy while looking myself into a mirror but this....fuck man....this cant be true
 
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Iphone selfies makes my hairline rounder,it completely destroys my cheekbone projection and it makes my midface soo elongated.I look like squeezed elongated egg.This cant be true.It cant be.......its soo fucking over then
I always coped that Iam prettyboy while looking myself into a mirror but this....fuck man....this cant be true
its over bro... I coped the same way. But nobody sees you like you do in a mirror.

1) you’re so accustomed to seeing yourself in a mirror that the image seems more pleasant to you than if you never would have seen yourself before
2) mirror is reflected, unless you are perfectly symmetrical you look totally different to others.
 
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its over bro... I coped the same way. But nobody sees you like you do in a mirror.

1) you’re so accustomed to seeing yourself in a mirror that the image seems more pleasant to you than if you never would have seen yourself before
2) mirror is reflected, unless you are perfectly symmetrical you look totally different to others.
It cant be
Even my friends look different in iphone pictures
It can be
It makes me soo disorted
Like my fwhr when I take a picture with snapchat camera is 2.0
Fuuuuccccckkkkkkk.This fucked me up
 
I don't have an iPhone so you already mog me
 
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It cant be
Even my friends look different in iphone pictures
It can be
It makes me soo disorted
Like my fwhr when I take a picture with snapchat camera is 2.0
Fuuuuccccckkkkkkk.This fucked me up
Bro you need to stop coping


I don't have an iPhone so you already mog me
It’s over for green bubbles unironically. A girl in my class started laughing with her friends when a dude from tinder texted her with a android, then she blocked him. Like what the fuck
 
Bro you need to stop coping



It’s over for green bubbles unironically. A girl in my class started laughing with her friends when a dude from tinder texted her with a android, then she blocked him. Like what the fuck
America? Where I live iPhone is not that common cause it costs your life
 
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you should't use selfies to assess your attractiveness. phone cameras distort you, and as a PSL aspie you will never look as godly as you think of yourself in photos. i myself get pretty aggravated by how i look in photos. that's most likely a mixture of camera lens distortion and me thinking that i look better than i actually do. in my opinion you should judge based on irl success. if you've ever gotten iois or been asked out you're probably good to go
 
Not only are snapchat selfies not mirrored, they also have a filter applied to them on both front and back camera.

Try it out, take a front and back cam pic with your phone on the camera app and then on snapchat. Make sure they're flipped the same way.

And unless asymmetry drops a man 2+ points, you can't go from looking "human" to looking ugly. Just doesn't work like that.
 
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ur just used to ur mirrored image
 

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