Feminineboi
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it's his nose. 100% his nose. Look at this ugly lil' thang:
What a Nosecel. I really have no idea why no one mentions his revolting, strange little dog nose.
Now, this isn't to say he doesn't mog me and basically 99.9999999999...% of the planet 6ft under, but rather just to show you the biggest (or should I say smallest) thing that's holding him back.
The reason his teenie-tiny nose looks like shit on him is because short noses are things always associated with babies. In fact, the snapchat filter that just went viral turned your face into a babies face primarily by shortening the nose Bridge:
(It also decreases bigonial width and chin height, but this only further supports my point that i'l get to in a few seconds)
So, we've established Barret gas a baby nose. But "FeminineBoi, why does this matter?", you might ask. It matters because everything about Barret's face is hyper masculine...except for his nose. His lips, eyes, jaw, cheeks bones, face width, etc. So his nose is extremely noticeable compared to his other features.
Now why has Barret continually declining and declining in appealing looks? To answer this, let's go back to the beginning of his career.
Barret was a pretty boy:
He was praised worldwide for his boyish looks, often compared to Leonardo Dicaprio:
Notice that they have a feature in common: a short nose.
As the male face ages (or one gains weight), the face becomes larger. This is the issue.. The entire area of the face surrounding these two's facial features has essentially expanded. For Leo, it was likely weight gain. For Barret, it looks to be his face getting larger with age, severe bloat, or fillers. But this is not the point of this thread. Barret looks shittier because the face area surrounding his features has grown exponentially, making his compact features look all the more strange, uncanny, and frankly unpleasant to look at.
Look at what happened to Leo's face as he got older:
And Jordan's:
Jordan has all the facial features to be a pretty boy, and he was (and a great one at that). But clearly something has happened to his face. His features just don't fit onto his face anymore (just as with dicaprio).
Short noses=absolute shit on males past 22 years old (approximately).
TLDR: Jordan Barret looks like a fucking retard because of his fat face and tiny baby-nose
From slayer:
To bloated frög:
What a Nosecel. I really have no idea why no one mentions his revolting, strange little dog nose.
Now, this isn't to say he doesn't mog me and basically 99.9999999999...% of the planet 6ft under, but rather just to show you the biggest (or should I say smallest) thing that's holding him back.
The reason his teenie-tiny nose looks like shit on him is because short noses are things always associated with babies. In fact, the snapchat filter that just went viral turned your face into a babies face primarily by shortening the nose Bridge:
(It also decreases bigonial width and chin height, but this only further supports my point that i'l get to in a few seconds)
So, we've established Barret gas a baby nose. But "FeminineBoi, why does this matter?", you might ask. It matters because everything about Barret's face is hyper masculine...except for his nose. His lips, eyes, jaw, cheeks bones, face width, etc. So his nose is extremely noticeable compared to his other features.
Now why has Barret continually declining and declining in appealing looks? To answer this, let's go back to the beginning of his career.
Barret was a pretty boy:
He was praised worldwide for his boyish looks, often compared to Leonardo Dicaprio:
Notice that they have a feature in common: a short nose.
As the male face ages (or one gains weight), the face becomes larger. This is the issue.. The entire area of the face surrounding these two's facial features has essentially expanded. For Leo, it was likely weight gain. For Barret, it looks to be his face getting larger with age, severe bloat, or fillers. But this is not the point of this thread. Barret looks shittier because the face area surrounding his features has grown exponentially, making his compact features look all the more strange, uncanny, and frankly unpleasant to look at.
Look at what happened to Leo's face as he got older:
And Jordan's:
Jordan has all the facial features to be a pretty boy, and he was (and a great one at that). But clearly something has happened to his face. His features just don't fit onto his face anymore (just as with dicaprio).
Short noses=absolute shit on males past 22 years old (approximately).
TLDR: Jordan Barret looks like a fucking retard because of his fat face and tiny baby-nose
From slayer:
To bloated frög:
