This might be the most CAGEFUEL story you have EVER heard

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

So this happened like 1.5 years ago maybe one year. And I was spamming rating threads way more than now on this forum. I was way more obsessed and softmaxxing every millimetre of my face to get better looking without surgery and such. So I also spammed my face on Photofeeler a lot. And I was at the gym when this happened. There is a table where u can take a break and drink coffee and such or go on your phone with a couch. Next to the equipment. It is a small gym so it gets pretty crowded easily. And so there was once a time I was on this photofeeler website with all my pics Ive sent on my phone screen. And because I did not put much thought to it I left it open on the table to do a fast set and get back. But in the meantime a lady who is like 40-50 years old with her boyfriend (I think, theyre both agepilled) saw my phone screen with all my squinting autistic pics. And when I came back the mood was very awkward they looked at me and when I realized it was open the whole time I cringed hard. I thought shiittt now these people gonna see me as a weirdo for next times I go gymming. But at that point I was so bloated andn brainfogged I actually just continued my workout and didnt bat an eye. But now thinking back at it made cringe harder holy shit. And the WEIRDEST thing is that that woman kinda flirted with me couple months after the incident. She came in closer and touched my shoulder for no reason. I thought what the hell. Women love autists or was I a chad for her and she didnt mind my autism? Jfl just jfl. ALL I WANTED WAS TO HAVE ABS now I am in this rabbit hole where strange things happen like these and now I fraud with contact lenses like a gaylord l. Like wtf is this life. It truly is unpredictable. There is no going back once ur in ur in. Stop the cope jfl. U can take breaks but ur still in. Jfl

@Tigermoggerlol @Glorious King @fashioncel @qxdr @xevuxia

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

@anthony111553 @Ghoulish @ILikeNihari123

 

[Deleted member 125010]

So this happened like 1.5 years ago maybe one year. And I was spamming rating threads way more than now on this forum. I was way more obsessed and softmaxxing every millimetre of my face to get better looking without surgery and such. So I also spammed my face on Photofeeler a lot. And I was at the gym when this happened. There is a table where u can take a break and drink coffee and such or go on your phone with a couch. Next to the equipment. It is a small gym so it gets pretty crowded easily. And so there was once a time I was on this photofeeler website with all my pics Ive sent on my phone screen. And because I did not put much thought to it I left it open on the table to do a fast set and get back. But in the meantime a lady who is like 40-50 years old with her boyfriend (I think, theyre both agepilled) saw my phone screen with all my squinting autistic pics. And when I came back the mood was very awkward they looked at me and when I realized it was open the whole time I cringed hard. I thought shiittt now these people gonna see me as a weirdo for next times I go gymming. But at that point I was so bloated andn brainfogged I actually just continued my workout and didnt bat an eye. But now thinking back at it made cringe harder holy shit. And the WEIRDEST thing is that that woman kinda flirted with me couple months after the incident. She came in closer and touched my shoulder for no reason. I thought what the hell. Women love autists or was I a chad for her and she didnt mind my autism? Jfl just jfl. ALL I WANTED WAS TO HAVE ABS now I am in this rabbit hole where strange things happen like these and now I fraud with contact lenses like a gaylord l. Like wtf is this life. It truly is unpredictable. There is no going back once ur in ur in. Stop the cope jfl. U can take breaks but ur still in. Jfl

@Tigermoggerlol @Glorious King @fashioncel @qxdr @xevuxia

She still flirted with you??, mirin tbh.

 

[qxdr]

was I a chad for her and she didnt mind my autism?

Chad if she flirted with you after seeing your nd pics

 

[foidletslayer]

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Chad if she flirted with you after seeing your nd pics

Them milfs see every young guy who isnt ugly as Chad

She still flirted with you??, mirin tbh.

It is was weird kind of flirting tbh. She came in closer and told me not to do something like the fact that I didnt use a towel. And the. i told her yeah I get that and then she kept insisting on getting towels for next time . She was hella weid and she came near me the whole time and wiggling around. Jfl

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

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Very very long year

 

[Ghoulish]

Taking the most painful shit ever btw holy ropefuel

 

[DaddyCain]

No one cares. Rope.

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Tbh i dnr

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

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No one cares. Rope.

Brutal bro even at my lowest I mog you.

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Brutal bro even at my lowest I mog you.

U have a 1/10 eye area and 1/10 pheno. Reincarnate and call it a day. Bro is also 54kg hahaha I am wheezing

 

[Deleted member 125010]

It is was weird kind of flirting tbh. She came in closer and told me not to do something like the fact that I didnt use a towel. And the. i told her yeah I get that and then she kept insisting on getting towels for next time . She was hella weid and she came near me the whole time and wiggling around. Jfl

She was trying to rape you.

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

She was trying to rape you.

Nah u for real? Or just joking around

 

[Deleted member 125010]

Nah u for real? Or just joking around

Just joking, but she was definitely a creep.

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Just joking, but she was definitely a creep.

Of all people she must be the last one whonshould seen my pics. For real. She was complimenting my muscles in the same convo tho. So it was very weird. I didnt know what to conclude from that

 

[Glorious King]

Good one funky

Good one

 

[Clav's Baseball Cup]

This is the most you thing I have ever seen, I remember those daily fucking snap-filter shitposts you were in the gutter so hard I actually believe this.

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

So this happened like 1.5 years ago maybe one year. And I was spamming rating threads way more than now on this forum. I was way more obsessed and softmaxxing every millimetre of my face to get better looking without surgery and such. So I also spammed my face on Photofeeler a lot. And I was at the gym when this happened. There is a table where u can take a break and drink coffee and such or go on your phone with a couch. Next to the equipment. It is a small gym so it gets pretty crowded easily. And so there was once a time I was on this photofeeler website with all my pics Ive sent on my phone screen. And because I did not put much thought to it I left it open on the table to do a fast set and get back. But in the meantime a lady who is like 40-50 years old with her boyfriend (I think, theyre both agepilled) saw my phone screen with all my squinting autistic pics. And when I came back the mood was very awkward they looked at me and when I realized it was open the whole time I cringed hard. I thought shiittt now these people gonna see me as a weirdo for next times I go gymming. But at that point I was so bloated andn brainfogged I actually just continued my workout and didnt bat an eye. But now thinking back at it made cringe harder holy shit. And the WEIRDEST thing is that that woman kinda flirted with me couple months after the incident. She came in closer and touched my shoulder for no reason. I thought what the hell. Women love autists or was I a chad for her and she didnt mind my autism? Jfl just jfl. ALL I WANTED WAS TO HAVE ABS now I am in this rabbit hole where strange things happen like these and now I fraud with contact lenses like a gaylord l. Like wtf is this life. It truly is unpredictable. There is no going back once ur in ur in. Stop the cope jfl. U can take breaks but ur still in. Jfl

@Tigermoggerlol @Glorious King @fashioncel @qxdr @xevuxia

Highly Aryan post as always.

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

This is the most you thing I have ever seen, I remember those daily fucking snap-filter shitposts you were in the gutter so hard I actually believe this.

Jfl at snapchat filter. I dint use snapchat for my pics. Just some android phone it gives it slight smoothening filter i guess

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Good one funky

Good one

It actually happened why would I lie

 

[Glorious King]

It actually happened why would I lie

Yea

I'm not saying your capping

 

[Deleted member 245103]

So this happened like 1.5 years ago maybe one year. And I was spamming rating threads way more than now on this forum. I was way more obsessed and softmaxxing every millimetre of my face to get better looking without surgery and such. So I also spammed my face on Photofeeler a lot. And I was at the gym when this happened. There is a table where u can take a break and drink coffee and such or go on your phone with a couch. Next to the equipment. It is a small gym so it gets pretty crowded easily. And so there was once a time I was on this photofeeler website with all my pics Ive sent on my phone screen. And because I did not put much thought to it I left it open on the table to do a fast set and get back. But in the meantime a lady who is like 40-50 years old with her boyfriend (I think, theyre both agepilled) saw my phone screen with all my squinting autistic pics. And when I came back the mood was very awkward they looked at me and when I realized it was open the whole time I cringed hard. I thought shiittt now these people gonna see me as a weirdo for next times I go gymming. But at that point I was so bloated andn brainfogged I actually just continued my workout and didnt bat an eye. But now thinking back at it made cringe harder holy shit. And the WEIRDEST thing is that that woman kinda flirted with me couple months after the incident. She came in closer and touched my shoulder for no reason. I thought what the hell. Women love autists or was I a chad for her and she didnt mind my autism? Jfl just jfl. ALL I WANTED WAS TO HAVE ABS now I am in this rabbit hole where strange things happen like these and now I fraud with contact lenses like a gaylord l. Like wtf is this life. It truly is unpredictable. There is no going back once ur in ur in. Stop the cope jfl. U can take breaks but ur still in. Jfl

@Tigermoggerlol @Glorious King @fashioncel @qxdr @xevuxia

stacy doing charity for the poor aww

 

[ProBono]

Brutal bro even at my lowest I mog you.

did you kidnap the real funky flamingo who the FUCK is that nigga