This Party I Went To

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I went to my cousin’s 1st birthday party, I expected that the party was gonna be a small crowd but I was wrong. When I arrived there I immediately sat by my brother. We get told that some person in a scooter is gonna arrive so I’m thinking I have this ancient relative coming but nope. Some obese bitch and her crippled sister come in. The obese one was using this electric scooter while the cripple held onto anything just to get around. I started talking to my grandpa about college and shit until this obnoxious boat horn interrupts about 8-10 conversations at once. I looked over and it was the obese bitch on her scooter announcing it was her. We all ignored it and went back to what we were talking about until my mom had me get her glasses, she handed me her keys to her car because she left them in there. When I came back with the glasses their grandma with a vape pen blew a cloud into my fucking face then continued reading my cousin’s scrapbook. Then I had to end up sitting on the floor because there’s no room since the scooter took all of the space up. She ended up baking my cousin’s cake and hyped it up for everyone. When we saw it the room was filled with disappointment, I could shit out something better than that abomination. My grandpa and I were forced to eat it out of pity. It was disgusting, strawberry cake with marshmallow frosting. Then she critiqued the crippled sister on walking. When she was leaving, she backed the scooter up on my toe. I checked later that night and this bitch broke my toe from all the weight. Anyways, just a rant about the hoosier side of my bloodline
here’s the scooter btw (sorry if the placing is weird):

 

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I went to my cousin’s 1st birthday party, I expected that the party was gonna be a small crowd but I was wrong. When I arrived there I immediately sat by my brother. We get told that some person in a scooter is gonna arrive so I’m thinking I have this ancient relative coming but nope. Some obese bitch and her crippled sister come in. The obese one was using this electric scooter while the cripple held onto anything just to get around. I started talking to my grandpa about college and shit until this obnoxious boat horn interrupts about 8-10 conversations at once. I looked over and it was the obese bitch on her scooter announcing it was her. We all ignored it and went back to what we were talking about until my mom had me get her glasses, she handed me her keys to her car because she left them in there. When I came back with the glasses their grandma with a vape pen blew a cloud into my fucking face then continued reading my cousin’s scrapbook. Then I had to end up sitting on the floor because there’s no room since the scooter took all of the space up. She ended up baking my cousin’s cake and hyped it up for everyone. When we saw it the room was filled with disappointment, I could shit out something better than that abomination. My grandpa and I were forced to eat it out of pity. It was disgusting, strawberry cake with marshmallow frosting. Then she critiqued the crippled sister on walking. When she was leaving, she backed the scooter up on my toe. I checked later that night and this bitch broke my toe from all the weight. Anyways, just a rant about the hoosier side of my bloodline
here’s the scooter btw (sorry if the placing is weird):
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Strong first post

It’s been bottled up for a few days and I needed to share somehow