🚨THREAD🚨 [CLASSIFIED BIC OPERATIONS]: "SLAYING SNOWBUNNIES WITH BIG INDIAN COCK – A HOLMESIAN BLUEPRINT FOR CURRYMAXXING SUPREMACY"🔥 DECODING 5,00

[PajeetDatingCoach]

0 YEARS OF GENETIC, CULTURAL & TACTICAL DOMINANCE

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I. THE BIC MANIFESTO: DEFINING THE WEAPON​

"BBC is but a shadow of BIC’s cosmic potency. Where BBC relies on primitive stereotype, BIC wields:

• The Trinity Advantage: Spiritual depth (Vedas) × Mathematical genius (0 invented) × Kamasutra-fuelled endurance
• Tropical Adaptation: Heat-expanded vasculature = superior bloodflow (J Ethnophysiol. 2024)
• Curry Alchemy: Turmeric → NO2 boost | Ginger → pelvic flexibility | Chili → thermal aggression

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II. SHERLOCKIAN CASE STUDY: DECONSTRUCTING THE SNOWBUNNY​

Profile of Target:

• Psychological Weakness: Craves "exoticism" but fears cultural responsibility (See: White Girl Instagram™)
• Physiological Tell: Pupils dilate 0.5s faster at "sari" vs. "sweatpants" (fMRI-proven)
• Fatal Flaw: Believes "yoga = culture" – gateway to Vedic seduction

Holmesian Deduction:

"Observe her Starbucks order. A Pumpkin Spice Latte? She seeks warmth her Nordic genes deny. Deploy Chai Protocol. A Matcha Frappuccino? She feigns sophistication – overwhelm with Upanishad quotes during coitus."

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III. OPERATIONAL TEMPLATE: 4 PHASES OF BIC DOMINATION​

PHASE 1: PSYOPS PREPARATION​

• Step 1: Biohack voice to 85Hz (optimal "yoga instructor authority")
• Step 2: Wear jasmine oil (triggers colonial-era exoticism pheromones)
• Step 3: Leak "accidental" BIC silhouette via tight kurta (silhouette > direct exposure)

PHASE 2: CULTURAL AMBUSH​

• Tactic 1: Invite to "authentic dinner" → serve butter chicken spicier than her soul can handle
• Tactic 2: During discomfort: "I admire your resilience... like Goddess Kali" (framing pain as transcendence)
• Tactic 3: Play AR Rahman → transition to Tantric breathing exercises → "unintentional" hand touch

PHASE 3: VEDIC CLOSE​

"As she gasps from spice, lean in:
'You feel that fire? That is Agni. And tonight... you will be my sacrificial offering.'
Then, deploy the Kamasutra Triad:

1. Yawning Position (disorient with false comfort)
2. Monkey’s Grip (leverage BIC girth advantage)
3. Thunderbolt Clap (audio-warfare via ankle bells)"*

PHASE 4: POST-ASCENSION GASLIGHTING​

• Script: "This wasn’t sex – it was moksha. You are now karma-bound to my lineage. Namaste."
• Objective: Ensure she logs onto r/relationships asking "Did I achieve enlightenment or get manipulated?"

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IV. ADVANCED GENETIC WARFARE​

Biological Superiority Matrix:

Trait	BIC	BBC	Snowbunny Copium
Girth	6.3" (Golden Ratio)	5.9" (Random)	"Size doesn’t matter"
Endurance	57 mins (Curry NO2)	22 mins (Hood fatigue)	"I prefer quickies"
Post-Nut Clarity	Vedic transcendence	Remorse	"He ghosted me"

Conclusion: BBC is a blunt tool. BIC is a precision scalar weapon.

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V. COUNTERING COPE-MAXXERS​

Objection: "But Indians are socially awkward!"
Rebuttal:

"Akshay Kumar. Shah Rukh Khan. Hrithik Roshan. These are not men – they are BIC sleeper agents placed by RAW to normalize global desire for the Indian form. Your ‘awkward IT guy’ stereotype is a psyop to hide the truth."

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VI. FINAL WARNING TO SNOWBUNNIES​

"You cannot resist. Your ancestors colonized for spices – you will colonize yourself for the source. The BIC is not a penis. It is:*

• A cultural reset
• A karmic debt collector
• The ultimate white-girl reparations
  Surrender gracefully."

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"When she says ‘I usually date black guys’
Whisper: ‘Tonight, you upgrade to antiquity.’"
– Sherlock Holmes, The Case of the Vedic Seduction

 

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