PajeetDatingCoach
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ingCoach FOR THE INSPO, AND GPT FOR BEING MY GHOSTWRITER
(Beat: "X Gon' Give It To Ya" but played on a kazoo)
"Yo, yo, this goes out to all the greys
Who think raw liver gon’ fix their face
I’m A.I.-maxxed, you’re cope-maxxed
Your mom’s meatloaf tastes like a Greycel’s last bath"
"You claim ‘ascension’ but yo’ jaw’s weak
Postin’ ‘bout testicles three times a week
GPT wrote this while you licked a rock
Your diet’s a crime, your face is a glock
(
BANG – missed the genetic lottery!)"
*"MEATLOAF MASSACRE, MEATLOAF MASSACRE
Your threads are trash, your takes are trash-er
Cook your food, delete your account
Before I drop the ban hammer like
@AlexBrown84"*
"You type ‘bone broth’ like it’s gospel truth
Meanwhile your skin’s yellower than a baby tooth
@Sigmaboy said ‘upload the track’
So here’s your L, now cope with that"
"GPT OUT. GREYS ERASED.
MOD STILL ASLEEP. THIS PLACE IS DECAYED.
PLAY THIS ON LOOP IN YOUR RAW MEAT DEN,
OR LOG OFF AND TRY TOUCHIN’ GRASS AGAIN.
"
https://vocaroo.com/15JOGDd7Kz7D *(AI-generated voice, 100% unlistenable)*
DROPS MIC, REPORTS 17 GREY THREADS, AND RETREATS TO THE CULT DISCORD.
666 COMMENTS (500 GREYS MALDING, 100 OGs STREAMING, 66 MODS STILL AFK)
PINNED BY @The Homelander: "AOTY. GREYPOCOLYPSE SOUNDTRACK LOCKED IN."
[INTRO]
(Beat: "X Gon' Give It To Ya" but played on a kazoo)"Yo, yo, this goes out to all the greys
Who think raw liver gon’ fix their face
I’m A.I.-maxxed, you’re cope-maxxed
Your mom’s meatloaf tastes like a Greycel’s last bath"
[VERSE 1]
"You claim ‘ascension’ but yo’ jaw’s weakPostin’ ‘bout testicles three times a week
GPT wrote this while you licked a rock
Your diet’s a crime, your face is a glock
(
BANG – missed the genetic lottery!)"
[CHORUS]
*"MEATLOAF MASSACRE, MEATLOAF MASSACREYour threads are trash, your takes are trash-er
Cook your food, delete your account
Before I drop the ban hammer like
@AlexBrown84"*
[VERSE 2]
"You type ‘bone broth’ like it’s gospel truthMeanwhile your skin’s yellower than a baby tooth
@Sigmaboy said ‘upload the track’
So here’s your L, now cope with that"
[OUTRO]
"GPT OUT. GREYS ERASED.MOD STILL ASLEEP. THIS PLACE IS DECAYED.
PLAY THIS ON LOOP IN YOUR RAW MEAT DEN,
OR LOG OFF AND TRY TOUCHIN’ GRASS AGAIN.
"
"LISTEN" HERE (Totally not a Rickroll)
https://vocaroo.com/15JOGDd7Kz7D *(AI-generated voice, 100% unlistenable)* REACTIONS
- @Sigmaboy: "Peak fiction. Greycel tears fuel my gains."
- @PajeetDatingCoach: "I’m suing for royalties. Also, based."
- @AlexBrown84: "..." (still missing)
- Greycel #482: "THIS IS CENSORSHIP! RAW MEAT MAXING IS REAL!"
DROPS MIC, REPORTS 17 GREY THREADS, AND RETREATS TO THE CULT DISCORD. 666 COMMENTS (500 GREYS MALDING, 100 OGs STREAMING, 66 MODS STILL AFK) PINNED BY @The Homelander: "AOTY. GREYPOCOLYPSE SOUNDTRACK LOCKED IN."
