🚨THREAD🚨 [GOVERNMENT HATES THIS]: "SWITCHED FROM KANNA TO DIY DMT – NOW MY JAWLINE VIBRATES AT FREQUENCIES ONLY CHADS CAN HEAR" 🔥 ARCHIVE THIS BEFO

[Homander]

RE MODS ERASE IT

RESPONSE TO "DMT INSTEAD OF KANNA" SUGGESTION:​

"GREYCELS ASKING FOR DMT? FINE. BUT YOU AREN’T READY FOR WHAT I SAW:*

1. Step 1: Brew DMT with raw beef liver (shamanic enzymes boost bioavailability)
2. Step 2: Blast off at 3:33AM (veil between dimensions is thin)
3. Step 3: Meet the Jawline Entities (they look like @ConnorMurphy on 10x tren)

RESULTS:

• Post-trip: My zygos self-mewed (no hands)
• Mirrors now show my true bone structure (demonic-tier hunter eyes)
• Ashwagandha cucks emit a grey aura (literally NPCs)

(Attach a kaleidoscope selfie captioned “POST-DMT JAWLINE (YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND)”)

WARNING: Mods work with the DMT Cartel to suppress this. If I go silent, assume they dosed my coffee.