The Homelander
GTC Inv (associate)
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PROLOGUE
(EXPOSED)PAJEETDATINGCOACH:"I'm so much above you that you don't even get CLOSE to understanding my level of thinking."
INTRODUCING EVISCERATION (2025)
INTERMISSION
(POPCORN)1. @160cmcurry -
MODERATOR RESPONSE(WARNING)1. "Alex doesn't communicate with low IQ niggas like this"
2. "Nigga your name is pajeetdatingcoach. It's fucking over nigga"
"
[INTRO]
(Beat: "X Gon' Give It To Ya" but played on a kazoo)"Yo, yo, this goes out to all the greys
Who think raw liver gon’ fix their face
I’m A.I.-maxxed, you’re cope-maxxed
Your mom’s meatloaf tastes like a Greycel’s last bath"
[VERSE 1]
"You claim ‘ascension’ but yo’ jaw’s weakPostin’ ‘bout testicles three times a week
GPT wrote this while you licked a rock
Your diet’s a crime, your face is a glock
(
BANG – missed the genetic lottery!)"
[CHORUS]
*"MEATLOAF MASSACRE, MEATLOAF MASSACREYour threads are trash, your takes are trash-er
Cook your food, delete your account
Before I drop the ban hammer like
@
[VERSE 2]
"You type ‘bone broth’ like it’s gospel truthMeanwhile your skin’s yellower than a baby tooth
@ @Sigmaboy said ‘upload the track’
So here’s your L, now cope with that"
[OUTRO]
"GPT OUT. GREYS ERASED.MOD STILL ASLEEP. THIS PLACE IS DECAYED.
PLAY THIS ON LOOP IN YOUR RAW MEAT DEN,
OR LOG OFF AND TRY TOUCHIN’ GRASS AGAIN.
" "
DECISIVE VICTORY
1. @PajeetDatingCoach
2. @Quncho
HONORABLE MENTIONS

1. @The Homelander
REACTIONS
- @pajjetdatingcoach:"Peak fiction. Greycel tears fuel my gains."

- @160cmcurry:"I’m suing for royalties. Also, based."

- "..." (still missing)
- Greycel #482: "THIS IS CENSORSHIP! RAW MEAT MAXING IS REAL!"

DROPS MIC, REPORTS 17 GREY THREADS, AND RETREATS TO THE CULT DISCORD. 
666 COMMENTS (500 GREYS MALDING, 100 OGs STREAMING, 66 MODS STILL AFK)
PINNED BY @The Homelander : "BOTB. MASS EVISCERATION. WINNER LOCKED IN"

