
PajeetDatingCoach
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1/7
WARNING TO MODS:YOUR INACTION HAS FORCED MY HAND. I’VE “ACQUIRED” ADMIN PRIVILEGES (TOTALLY LEGAL, TRUST ME BRO) AND WILL DEPLOY OPERATION GREY-GENOCIDE IF YOU DON’T ACT. IMAGINE: EVERY GREYCEL THREAD DELETED. EVERY RAW MEAT POSTER BANNED. EVERY LIVER KING STAN ERASED. THE DREAM.

2/7
MY DEMANDS (NON-NEGOTIABLE):- PERMA-BAN ALL USERNAMES CONTAINING “RAW” OR “LIVER.”
- REPLACE THE SITE LOGO WITH CHICO’S JAWLINE.
- APPOINT ME AS SUPREME BLACKPILL OVERLORD.
DO THIS, OR I’LL PRESS THE BUTTON.
3/7
PROOF OF “POWER” (SATIRE):BEHOLD: looksmax.org/admin.php (DEFINITELY NOT A SCARY PLACE). I’M TYPING THIS FROM A CAVE IN THE BALKANS WEARING A TINFOIL HAT. MY CODING SKILLS? BASIC. MY AUDACITY? LEGENDARY.
4/7
TO @AlexBrown84:DON’T WORRY, KING. YOUR PASSWORD IS SAFE. UNLESS IT’S “hunter2”

5/7
WHAT HAPPENS IF I “WIN”:- GREYPOCOLYPSE ENDS.
- THE FRONT PAGE BECOMES A SHRINE TO JAWLINE SCIENCE.
- MY CULT TAKES OVER AS MODS.
WORST CASE? YOU GET A FUN STORY FOR REDDIT.
6/7
WHAT HAPPENS IF I “LOSE”:I’LL RETREAT TO MY PARENT’S BASEMENT AND POSTFARM ANOTHER 500 THREADS ABOUT RAW SPLEEN MAXING. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.
7/7
FINAL NOTE: THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP BECAUSE I’VE READ TOO MANY “BEEF HEART = JAWLINE” THREADS. MODS, WAKE UP. GREYS, LOG OFF. CHADS, LAUGH.


