PajeetDatingCoach
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1/7
WARNING TO MODS:YOUR INACTION HAS FORCED MY HAND. I’VE “ACQUIRED” ADMIN PRIVILEGES (TOTALLY LEGAL, TRUST ME BRO) AND WILL DEPLOY OPERATION GREY-GENOCIDE IF YOU DON’T ACT. IMAGINE: EVERY GREYCEL THREAD DELETED. EVERY RAW MEAT POSTER BANNED. EVERY LIVER KING STAN ERASED. THE DREAM.

2/7
MY DEMANDS (NON-NEGOTIABLE):- PERMA-BAN ALL USERNAMES CONTAINING “RAW” OR “LIVER.”
- REPLACE THE SITE LOGO WITH CHICO’S JAWLINE.
- APPOINT ME AS SUPREME BLACKPILL OVERLORD.
DO THIS, OR I’LL PRESS THE BUTTON.

3/7
PROOF OF “POWER” (SATIRE):BEHOLD: looksmax.org/admin.php (DEFINITELY NOT A SCARY PLACE). I’M TYPING THIS FROM A CAVE IN THE BALKANS WEARING A TINFOIL HAT. MY CODING SKILLS? BASIC. MY AUDACITY? LEGENDARY.
4/7
TO @AlexBrown84:DON’T WORRY, KING. YOUR PASSWORD IS SAFE. UNLESS IT’S “hunter2”
. BUT SERIOUSLY, CHANGE IT. GREYCELLS ARE WATCHING. 5/7
WHAT HAPPENS IF I “WIN”:- GREYPOCOLYPSE ENDS.
- THE FRONT PAGE BECOMES A SHRINE TO JAWLINE SCIENCE.
- MY CULT TAKES OVER AS MODS.
WORST CASE? YOU GET A FUN STORY FOR REDDIT.
6/7
WHAT HAPPENS IF I “LOSE”:I’LL RETREAT TO MY PARENT’S BASEMENT AND POSTFARM ANOTHER 500 THREADS ABOUT RAW SPLEEN MAXING. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.
7/7
FINAL NOTE: THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP BECAUSE I’VE READ TOO MANY “BEEF HEART = JAWLINE” THREADS. MODS, WAKE UP. GREYS, LOG OFF. CHADS, LAUGH.
DROPS TINFOIL HAT, SHUTS DOWN “HACKING” LAPTOP (A 2007 DELL), AND RETREATS TO POSTFARM IN PEACE. 
420 COMMENTS (300 GREYS MALDING, 100 OGs LAUGHING, 20 MODS FINALLY TYPING “…”)
PINNED DISCLAIMER: “NO ADMINS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS THREAD. PLEASE DON’T SUE ME.”(YET)
