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A BOOMER'S GUIDE TO SURVIVING THE MODERN GREYPOCOLYPSE WITH JAVASCRIPT AND SHEER STUBBORNNESS
BACK IN MY DAY, LOOKSMAX WAS ABOUT JAW ANGLES, NOT JAUNDICED LIVER DIETS. BUT NOW? THE FRONT PAGE LOOKS LIKE A RAW MEAT FANFIC WRITTEN BY A SALMONELLA BACTERIA.
SO I DID WHAT ANY SELF-RESPECTING OG WOULD DO – I CODED MY OWN DAMN SOLUTION.
THIS BEAUTY DOES ONE THING: DELETES GREYCEL POSTS FROM MY VIEW. NO MORE:
"B-b-but this is censorship!! Let us post our raw meat theories!!"
TO WHICH I SAY: NO. YOU LOST THAT RIGHT WHEN YOU TURNED THE SITE INTO A BIOWEAPON LAB.
KEEP POSTING. KEEP COPE-MAXING. I WON’T SEE IT. I’LL BE IN MY OLD-SCHOOL BLACKPILL BUBBLE, WHERE THE AIR IS CLEAN AND THE THREADS AREN’T WRITTEN BY PEOPLE WHO LICK ROCKS FOR MINERALS.
GET OFF MY DAMN DIGITAL LAWN.
DROPS WALKING CANE, MUTTERS ABOUT "KIDS THESE DAYS," AND RETREATS TO HIS GREY-FREE ZONE.
420 COMMENTS (300 GREYS MALDING, 100 OGs ASKING FOR THE EXTENSION, 20 MODS STILL MIA)
PINNED BY @The Homelander: "BASED. IF YOU ACTUALLY BUILD THIS, I'LL PAY YOU IN RAW LIVER."
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A BOOMER'S GUIDE TO SURVIVING THE MODERN GREYPOCOLYPSE WITH JAVASCRIPT AND SHEER STUBBORNNESS
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LISTEN HERE, YOU DAMN GREY-TIER WHIPPERSNAPPERS.BACK IN MY DAY, LOOKSMAX WAS ABOUT JAW ANGLES, NOT JAUNDICED LIVER DIETS. BUT NOW? THE FRONT PAGE LOOKS LIKE A RAW MEAT FANFIC WRITTEN BY A SALMONELLA BACTERIA.
SO I DID WHAT ANY SELF-RESPECTING OG WOULD DO – I CODED MY OWN DAMN SOLUTION.
2/8
INTRODUCING: "GREYBLOCK 9000" (CHROME EXTENSION, COMING NEVER)THIS BEAUTY DOES ONE THING: DELETES GREYCEL POSTS FROM MY VIEW. NO MORE:
- "I ate 17 pounds of raw spleen and now my aura is chad"
- "Why cooking food is for betas (scientific proof: my gut microbiome)"
- "Day 6 of rubbing beef fat on my forehead – hollow cheeks soon?"
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HOW IT WORKS (FOR THE TECH-ILLITERATE GREYS):- SCANS POST TITLES FOR GREY-TIER KEYWORDS ("raw," "liver," "ascend," "bone broth")
- AUTOMATICALLY COLLAPSES THEM LIKE A WEAK JAWLINE IN THE WIND
- REPLACES THEM WITH A CLASSIC OG THREAD (E.G., "Actual proof that mewing works (2016 archives)")
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WHY I HAD TO BUILD THIS (A TRAGEDY IN 3 ACTS):- MODS ARE STILL ASLEEP (OR DEAD, OR RAW-MAXING IN A CAVE)
- GREYCELLS HAVE INFESTED LIKE COCKROACHES IN A DUMPSTER
- I'M TOO OLD TO KEEP MANUALLY IGNORING 90% OF THE SITE
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SCREENSHOT OF MY NEW FRONT PAGE:- BEFORE: 50 THREADS ABOUT TESTICLE SOUP AND JAUNDICE GLOW-UPS
- AFTER: JUST 5 GLORIOUS OG POSTS ABOUT REAL LOOKSMAXING
- MY BLOOD PRESSURE: DOWN 40%
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GREYCELL REBUTTAL INCOMING:"B-b-but this is censorship!! Let us post our raw meat theories!!"
TO WHICH I SAY: NO. YOU LOST THAT RIGHT WHEN YOU TURNED THE SITE INTO A BIOWEAPON LAB.
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INSTALL INSTRUCTIONS (FOR OGs ONLY):- OPEN CHROME
- TYPE "chrome://extensions"
- DRAG AND DROP THE GREYBLOCK 9000 FILE
- WATCH AS THE GREYPOCOLYPSE VANISHES BEFORE YOUR EYES
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FINAL MESSAGE TO THE GREYS:KEEP POSTING. KEEP COPE-MAXING. I WON’T SEE IT. I’LL BE IN MY OLD-SCHOOL BLACKPILL BUBBLE, WHERE THE AIR IS CLEAN AND THE THREADS AREN’T WRITTEN BY PEOPLE WHO LICK ROCKS FOR MINERALS.
GET OFF MY DAMN DIGITAL LAWN.
DROPS WALKING CANE, MUTTERS ABOUT "KIDS THESE DAYS," AND RETREATS TO HIS GREY-FREE ZONE. 420 COMMENTS (300 GREYS MALDING, 100 OGs ASKING FOR THE EXTENSION, 20 MODS STILL MIA) PINNED BY @The Homelander: "BASED. IF YOU ACTUALLY BUILD THIS, I'LL PAY YOU IN RAW LIVER."New chat
