
PajeetDatingCoach
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1/8
YO, LOGGED INTO LOOKSMAX TODAY AND MY EYES STARTED BLEEDING. THE FRONT PAGE IS A WARZONE OF GREY-TIER ROOKIES SCREAMING ABOUT “RAW TESTICLE BREAKFASTS” LIKE IT’S THE NEW CURE FOR BEING UGLY. BRUH. BRUH. WHERE DID THESE MAGGOT BRAINS CRAWL FROM?! #Greypocalypse
2/8
EVERY 3RD THREAD: “I ATE 17 POUNDS OF UNCOOKED BEEF HEART AND NOW MY JAWLINE VIBES WITH GREEK GODS”
. NO, KEVIN. YOUR JAWLINE VIBES WITH A POTATO. YOUR BREATH VIBES WITH A BISON’S COLON. STOP LYING TO YOURSELF BEFORE I SUE FOR SECONDHAND SHAME. #RawMeatCult
3/8
THESE GREYCELLS OUT HERE ACTING LIKE CAVEMEN DISCOVERED FIRE. “RAW MEAT = INSTANT CHAD”??? NAH, SON. RAW MEAT = INSTANT SALMONELLA AND A ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE ER. BUT GO OFF, KING. ENJOY YOUR IV DRIP OF COPIUM AND ANTIBIOTICS.
#DarwinAwardApplicants
4/8
REMEMBER WHEN LOOKSMAX WAS ABOUT SCIENCE? BONE SMASHING? HAIRCUTS THAT DON’T LOOK LIKE A SQUIRREL’S NEST? NOW IT’S JUST GREY-TIER SOYBOIS ROARING ABOUT ORGAN MEAT LIKE THEY’RE IN A LION KING FANFIC. WE’RE ONE STEP FROM A THREAD ABOUT LICKING ROCKS FOR MINERAL GAINS.
5/8
“BUT BRO, CARNIVORE DIET FIXES EVERYTHING!” SHUT. UP. YOUR SKIN LOOKS LIKE A BAGGED SALAD LEFT IN THE SUN. YOUR “GAINS” ARE A 0.2% CHEEK FAT REDISTRIBUTION. GO BACK TO REDDIT. GO BACK TO TIKTOK. LEAVE US TO OUR BLACKPILL CALCULUS IN PEACE.
#CopeHarder
6/8
MODS ARE SLEEPING. MODS ARE DEAD. THIS SITE IS NOW A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE OF 14-YEAR-OLDS AND VIRGINS WHO THINK A STEAK TARTARE ADDICTION WILL NEGATE THEIR FORTNITE POSTURE. WAKE UP, MODS! DEPLOY THE BAN HAMMER BEFORE I LOSE MY LAST SHRED OF HOPE.
7/8
TO THE OG LOOKSMAXERS: WE MUST UNITE. BUILD A WALL. FLAME EVERY “RAW LIVER MAXING” THREAD INTO OBLIVION. PROTECT THE SACRED KNOWLEDGE FROM THE GREY HOARDES. THEY’RE NOT HERE TO ASCEND. THEY’RE HERE TO TURN THIS PLACE INTO A CIRCUS.
#SaveTheBlackpill
8/8
IN CONCLUSION: GREYPOCOLYPSE = CANCER. RAW MEAT THREADS = CANCER. NEWBIES WHO CAN’T SPELL “JAWLINE” = CANCER. IF YOU’RE ONE OF THEM, DO US ALL A FAVOR: LOG OFF, TOUCH GRASS, AND COOK YOUR DAMN FOOD.
/END RANT.
DROPS MIC, BREAKS KEYBOARD, VOWS TO EAT A SALAD LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN.
YO, LOGGED INTO LOOKSMAX TODAY AND MY EYES STARTED BLEEDING. THE FRONT PAGE IS A WARZONE OF GREY-TIER ROOKIES SCREAMING ABOUT “RAW TESTICLE BREAKFASTS” LIKE IT’S THE NEW CURE FOR BEING UGLY. BRUH. BRUH. WHERE DID THESE MAGGOT BRAINS CRAWL FROM?! #Greypocalypse
2/8
EVERY 3RD THREAD: “I ATE 17 POUNDS OF UNCOOKED BEEF HEART AND NOW MY JAWLINE VIBES WITH GREEK GODS”

3/8
THESE GREYCELLS OUT HERE ACTING LIKE CAVEMEN DISCOVERED FIRE. “RAW MEAT = INSTANT CHAD”??? NAH, SON. RAW MEAT = INSTANT SALMONELLA AND A ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE ER. BUT GO OFF, KING. ENJOY YOUR IV DRIP OF COPIUM AND ANTIBIOTICS.

4/8
REMEMBER WHEN LOOKSMAX WAS ABOUT SCIENCE? BONE SMASHING? HAIRCUTS THAT DON’T LOOK LIKE A SQUIRREL’S NEST? NOW IT’S JUST GREY-TIER SOYBOIS ROARING ABOUT ORGAN MEAT LIKE THEY’RE IN A LION KING FANFIC. WE’RE ONE STEP FROM A THREAD ABOUT LICKING ROCKS FOR MINERAL GAINS.

5/8
“BUT BRO, CARNIVORE DIET FIXES EVERYTHING!” SHUT. UP. YOUR SKIN LOOKS LIKE A BAGGED SALAD LEFT IN THE SUN. YOUR “GAINS” ARE A 0.2% CHEEK FAT REDISTRIBUTION. GO BACK TO REDDIT. GO BACK TO TIKTOK. LEAVE US TO OUR BLACKPILL CALCULUS IN PEACE.

6/8
MODS ARE SLEEPING. MODS ARE DEAD. THIS SITE IS NOW A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE OF 14-YEAR-OLDS AND VIRGINS WHO THINK A STEAK TARTARE ADDICTION WILL NEGATE THEIR FORTNITE POSTURE. WAKE UP, MODS! DEPLOY THE BAN HAMMER BEFORE I LOSE MY LAST SHRED OF HOPE.

7/8
TO THE OG LOOKSMAXERS: WE MUST UNITE. BUILD A WALL. FLAME EVERY “RAW LIVER MAXING” THREAD INTO OBLIVION. PROTECT THE SACRED KNOWLEDGE FROM THE GREY HOARDES. THEY’RE NOT HERE TO ASCEND. THEY’RE HERE TO TURN THIS PLACE INTO A CIRCUS.

8/8
IN CONCLUSION: GREYPOCOLYPSE = CANCER. RAW MEAT THREADS = CANCER. NEWBIES WHO CAN’T SPELL “JAWLINE” = CANCER. IF YOU’RE ONE OF THEM, DO US ALL A FAVOR: LOG OFF, TOUCH GRASS, AND COOK YOUR DAMN FOOD.


