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Thugmaxxing Guide to become Terranigger
Guide by @Bugmaxxed
Thanks for reading my guide boyos
Guide by @Bugmaxxed
The first step to thugmaxxing is fashion, the rule for fashion, there are 2 kinds of fashion in thugmaxxing, 1 being buying overpriced or fake designer clothes, the second being wearing absolute garbage. A general rule of thumb for designer clothes is make sure they are fake and as colorful as possible, make sure that you have at least some kind man purse with every outfit. I would recommend buying clothes from DHgate or Pandabuy for the cheapest replicas, as for the trash clothes option make sure to wear $5 champion slides from Walmart and make sure you buy them in white so you can get them as dirty as possible. Also for both styles make sure that you sag your pants as low as possible so everyone can see your underwear. Preferable by Ethika or PSD, but if you can't afford those make sure to buy whitey tighties and get them as dirty as possible. If someone insults your clothing you must immediately attack them
The second step of thugmaxxing is music, make sure to listen to annoying mumble nigger rap, listening to Chief Keef or King Von are some great options. Another great way to listen to music is to get a tiny speaker and blast it everywhere you go especially at the park and at school. You also want to make sure that whenever someone talks bad about your music you immediately have to attack them.
Third is media and movies, some thugmaxxed media that I would recommend is Scarface, Good Fellas, The Godfather, and Boyz in the Hood. These movies will really help you get the thugmaxxing aspect down to a T. Make sure if someone talks bad about thugmaxxed media you must immediately attack them.
The fourth step is culture, some thugmaxxed culture is weed carts and fighting, make sure that you only buy laced weed carts so that you get extra flavor. Preferably make sure that your weed carts are all flavored "Jungle Juice" or "Mexican Mango". The second thing is fighting make sure that you always threaten to fight people but never actually do it. If you just threaten people by saying "do that one more time and I will sucker punch you right in your face" you will have completed the step.
Fifth on the list is thugmaxxed hobbies, the only 2 sports that are acceptable to play under thugmaxxed law are football and basketball, everything else is not allowed. Make sure when you play basketball to make some kind of sound effect when you shoot a shot, and when you play football make sure to agressively punch everyone who gets the ball, and as for every step if someone talks bad about your playing or makes fun of you for missing a shot or a catch make sure to immediately attack them.
Sixth thugmaxxed rule is to limit your dating pool to strictly overweight white women. Preferably sub LTB face wise and over 235lbs (106kg). Make sure that the girl that you choose is also thugmaxxed and make sure that she will attack anyone who makes fun of her or calls her a "big whale". Also make sure that she has a traditional white girl hairstyle or cornrows for brownie points.
Thanks for reading my guide boyos
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