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TL;DR I ignored the warning of a friend @brbbrah , I lived to regret it
This happened in 2020, shortly after I joined the forum (officially.)
I was a lowly graycel, albeit a reasonably unattractive man in my early twenties. I was at night in my mother's basement, when a tall, funny chad @MoeZart , who happened to be one of my friend's enemies, asked to make faggotry happen.
Friend told me it was a bad idea. I asked why, but he wouldn't give me details. My exact words were "what's the worst that could happen, I get a free reputation and who wouldn't click?"
As you may have guessed, this was not, in fact, the worst that could happen.
The following evening, we were supposed to meet at the Suggestions, but he was late. He PMs to tell me he's at the Offtopic and asks if I have some time to shitpost. Not a great start, but, sure, I can spare some time.
He gets to the Suggestions, we ask to legalize the gay, in our mash of Autism and English, to take us to the nearby News & Announcements, which houses the Rules and FAQ looking for something to the effect of Sticky Thread to happen.
We're going through posts, and I ask what he thinks of gays. He starts going off on a rant about how "these people don't even speak English" and I must have looked at him like he had lost his mind. As I use my keyboard to type, admin creates a new thread and runs with it. This set off userbase all over again, talking about "these people have no common sense!" and just really homphobic, weird and out of touch comments.
When he finally takes a breath, I remind him that we're in gay forum now, not the other way around, and not everyone's been really respectful, so I'm not sure what his problem was in the first place. He gets mad, and puts his virgin headphones on, not saying another word to me the whole day.
When we finally PM, I lean forward to see what he posted, and he writes, in perfect English with Gay accent "thank you, man, that will be it" and I could feel the blood rush to my face "how would I uprank now?". I don't know what to do, @Ocelot reminds me that he's been gay througout the ban, tells me he spent so much time caged, and he knows it needed to happen. I thanked him, and apologized for joking he's gay.
We had to make it, faster or later everyone at once unbanned for faggotry. My friend remained silent, and, not surprisingly, banned.
@Ocelot , who is about 6 ft tall, dressed in luxurios suit, shoes, pants, t-shirt and baseball cap, decides to go to the Offtopic as soon as he's unbanned. He came back, immediately and loudly commenting on "everyone". Trying to lighten the mood, I say that it's strange how clear it is which guys are gay, and which are not. He asks how I can tell, which is almost funny to me, and I use the phrase "pretty boys" to describe them, and he says that they all look gay. He starts yelling actually yelling at @to_stop_da_cope that he's not gay, He said that they don't have relationship even tho he started it.
I am totally done at this point.
They didn't even kiss. (Off putting. I know.)
He was totally silent the entire time, until he posted he's not gay.
EDIT: Thank you to everyone who has been kind in the comments. I didn't think this whould get that many upvotes
INFO: I was a graycel, stationed in basement at the time. We were quick and not rude to the whole forum. Atleast one person which is gay for that matter may personaly acknowledge this in the comments. I was a liberal before joining, and strongly support all kinds of people unless they are jew and tip servers well and often where it is customary/necessary to do so.
TL;DR I ignored the warning of a friend @brbbrah , I lived to regret it
This happened in 2020, shortly after I joined the forum (officially.)
I was a lowly graycel, albeit a reasonably unattractive man in my early twenties. I was at night in my mother's basement, when a tall, funny chad @MoeZart , who happened to be one of my friend's enemies, asked to make faggotry happen.
Friend told me it was a bad idea. I asked why, but he wouldn't give me details. My exact words were "what's the worst that could happen, I get a free reputation and who wouldn't click?"
As you may have guessed, this was not, in fact, the worst that could happen.
The following evening, we were supposed to meet at the Suggestions, but he was late. He PMs to tell me he's at the Offtopic and asks if I have some time to shitpost. Not a great start, but, sure, I can spare some time.
He gets to the Suggestions, we ask to legalize the gay, in our mash of Autism and English, to take us to the nearby News & Announcements, which houses the Rules and FAQ looking for something to the effect of Sticky Thread to happen.
We're going through posts, and I ask what he thinks of gays. He starts going off on a rant about how "these people don't even speak English" and I must have looked at him like he had lost his mind. As I use my keyboard to type, admin creates a new thread and runs with it. This set off userbase all over again, talking about "these people have no common sense!" and just really homphobic, weird and out of touch comments.
When he finally takes a breath, I remind him that we're in gay forum now, not the other way around, and not everyone's been really respectful, so I'm not sure what his problem was in the first place. He gets mad, and puts his virgin headphones on, not saying another word to me the whole day.
When we finally PM, I lean forward to see what he posted, and he writes, in perfect English with Gay accent "thank you, man, that will be it" and I could feel the blood rush to my face "how would I uprank now?". I don't know what to do, @Ocelot reminds me that he's been gay througout the ban, tells me he spent so much time caged, and he knows it needed to happen. I thanked him, and apologized for joking he's gay.
We had to make it, faster or later everyone at once unbanned for faggotry. My friend remained silent, and, not surprisingly, banned.
@Ocelot , who is about 6 ft tall, dressed in luxurios suit, shoes, pants, t-shirt and baseball cap, decides to go to the Offtopic as soon as he's unbanned. He came back, immediately and loudly commenting on "everyone". Trying to lighten the mood, I say that it's strange how clear it is which guys are gay, and which are not. He asks how I can tell, which is almost funny to me, and I use the phrase "pretty boys" to describe them, and he says that they all look gay. He starts yelling actually yelling at @to_stop_da_cope that he's not gay, He said that they don't have relationship even tho he started it.
I am totally done at this point.
They didn't even kiss. (Off putting. I know.)
He was totally silent the entire time, until he posted he's not gay.
EDIT: Thank you to everyone who has been kind in the comments. I didn't think this whould get that many upvotes
INFO: I was a graycel, stationed in basement at the time. We were quick and not rude to the whole forum. Atleast one person which is gay for that matter may personaly acknowledge this in the comments. I was a liberal before joining, and strongly support all kinds of people unless they are jew and tip servers well and often where it is customary/necessary to do so.
