Tim Cook looks like an old Lesbian, and why that it is important

[OldRooster]

For those that live under a crag, Tim Cook is the CEO of Apple Computer, the largest company by market cap in the world. It is incontestable that Cook looks like an old lesbian. "Ok, sure, but why is that important old man?" It is important because any comedian pointing this out would be branded a homophobe, as it is well known that Tim Cook is a homosexual man, (not that there is anything wrong with that). I wouldn't be surprised if Tim Cook actively imitates old lesbians as a flex. Knowing that he can assume the persona of an old lesbian and no one can call him on it is probably hugely satisfying to him. A straight male CEO that looked like an old Lesbian would, and in such a position of power would be crucified by comedians.