TINDER 1 DAY SLAY!! (GTFIH!!)

[MacBurger]

Met this music student on tinder yesterday, and we started talking for a couple hours

Now I was in the gym and on call with her and found out she was acc rlly close to where I was so we decided to meet(mind u I had been speaking to this girl for a max of 6 hours)

Now we met and she was such a massive nerd, but yada yada yada things happened and we went back to her place cause it was cold

She said she doesn’t fuck people the first time she meets them, anyway I started fingering her and shit and she said “JUst put ur fucking dick in me” we then fucked and I came so fast cause she was hella tight

After I came I left and blocked her on all platforms

Slay complete!

 

[iabsolvenico]

 

[Ibohammed Eshakt’ur]

Did you put your peeper in her vajayjay

 

[MacBurger]

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You don’t need to believe me I’m only recounting what happened yesterday, we decided to meet at 1am in the morning I made her walk to me aswell

 

[MacBurger]

Did you put your peeper in her vajayjay

 

[Marss]

Met this music student on tinder yesterday, and we started talking for a couple hours

Now I was in the gym and on call with her and found out she was acc rlly close to where I was so we decided to meet(mind u I had been speaking to this girl for a max of 6 hours)

Now we met and she was such a massive nerd, but yada yada yada things happened and we went back to her place cause it was cold

She said she doesn’t fuck people the first time she meets them, anyway I started fingering her and shit and she said “JUst put ur fucking dick in me” we then fucked and I came so fast cause she was hella tight

After I came I left and blocked her on all platforms

Slay complete!

wish life was this easy for me

 

[tomahawk]

After I came I left and blocked her on all platforms

Top 100 ways to miss out

 

[ltn gooner]

Met this music student on tinder yesterday, and we started talking for a couple hours

Now I was in the gym and on call with her and found out she was acc rlly close to where I was so we decided to meet(mind u I had been speaking to this girl for a max of 6 hours)

Now we met and she was such a massive nerd, but yada yada yada things happened and we went back to her place cause it was cold

She said she doesn’t fuck people the first time she meets them, anyway I started fingering her and shit and she said “JUst put ur fucking dick in me” we then fucked and I came so fast cause she was hella tight

After I came I left and blocked her on all platforms

Slay complete!

Most autistic slay ever but mogs ngl

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

Met this music student on tinder yesterday, and we started talking for a couple hours

Now I was in the gym and on call with her and found out she was acc rlly close to where I was so we decided to meet(mind u I had been speaking to this girl for a max of 6 hours)

Now we met and she was such a massive nerd, but yada yada yada things happened and we went back to her place cause it was cold

She said she doesn’t fuck people the first time she meets them, anyway I started fingering her and shit and she said “JUst put ur fucking dick in me” we then fucked and I came so fast cause she was hella tight

After I came I left and blocked her on all platforms

Slay complete!

Not impressive these whores let anybody tap

 

[MacBurger]

Most autistic slay ever but mogs ngl

Yeah ngl I think my adhd might show im chill but this girl was like intentionally trying bring me down (like some dom shit) that all changed once I fucked tho cause Omds bro it was a mad side quest tbh

 

[MacBurger]

Top 100 ways to miss out

Nah, she was kind of a catfish didn’t look as good irl, a slay is a slay tho

 

[MacBurger]

Not impressive these whores let anybody tap

She was hella bp’d she legit said to my face that she chooses looks over personality now felt like I was in the wrong elo, like I was a global elite and she was a silver

 

[ltn gooner]

Yeah ngl I think my adhd might show im chill but this girl was like intentionally trying bring me down (like some dom shit) that all changed once I fucked tho cause Omds bro it was a mad side quest tbh

But a slay is a slay tho, Mission accomplished

 

[ltn gooner]

She was hella bp’d she legit said to my face that she chooses looks over personality now

Shes honest tho, all foids be like that but won't never admit ts

 

[MacBurger]

But a slay is a slay tho, Mission accomplished

Yeah exactly, she gave me a Beatles hoodie and some vape pods but I had to throw the hoodie away or else my gf would get suspicious

 

[MacBurger]

Shes honest tho, all foids be like that but won't never admit ts

Yeah I rated that about her, she also didn’t put up with no shit which I admired but was kinda annoyed by cause she was so physically violent defo not long term that’s why she got blocked after the slay

 

[ltn gooner]

Yeah exactly, she gave me a Beatles hoodie and some vape pods but I had to throw the hoodie away or else my gf would get suspicious

Yeah I rated that about her, she also didn’t put up with no shit which I admired but was kinda annoyed by cause she was so physically violent defo not long term that’s why she got blocked after the slay

Nah you trippin she didn't get to dominate you and got scammed afterwards . And why tf you be cheatin bro. The rich gettin richer while the poor getting even poorer

 

[cortisolman2]

Met this music student on tinder yesterday, and we started talking for a couple hours

Now I was in the gym and on call with her and found out she was acc rlly close to where I was so we decided to meet(mind u I had been speaking to this girl for a max of 6 hours)

Now we met and she was such a massive nerd, but yada yada yada things happened and we went back to her place cause it was cold

She said she doesn’t fuck people the first time she meets them, anyway I started fingering her and shit and she said “JUst put ur fucking dick in me” we then fucked and I came so fast cause she was hella tight

After I came I left and blocked her on all platforms

Slay complete!

cl? what rating are you this is for reasearch purposes

 

[MacBurger]

Nah you trippin she didn't get to dominate you and got scammed afterwards . And why tf you be cheatin bro. The rich gettin richer while the poor getting even poorer

My girl is being disloyal, she’s rich so she’s my meal ticket for my bulk, place to stay, free gym and storage space for when I get test so I don’t have to deal with larents

 

[MacBurger]

cl? what rating are you this is for reasearch purposes

Some say htn some say hmtn, idk my rating has been changing cause im on a bulk I was on a heavy cut and pretty sure I was malnourished so I think I look better now

 

[livinglarp]

Met this music student on tinder yesterday, and we started talking for a couple hours

Now I was in the gym and on call with her and found out she was acc rlly close to where I was so we decided to meet(mind u I had been speaking to this girl for a max of 6 hours)

Now we met and she was such a massive nerd, but yada yada yada things happened and we went back to her place cause it was cold

She said she doesn’t fuck people the first time she meets them, anyway I started fingering her and shit and she said “JUst put ur fucking dick in me” we then fucked and I came so fast cause she was hella tight

After I came I left and blocked her on all platforms

Slay complete!

I dont believe u

 

[italianltn]

mirin slay

 

[MacBurger]

I dont believe u

No need to Brodie I just wanted to share this story

 

[cortisolman2]

Some say htn some say hmtn, idk my rating has been changing cause im on a bulk I was on a heavy cut and pretty sure I was malnourished so I think I look better now

good for you G

 

[kash Register]

Met this music student on tinder yesterday, and we started talking for a couple hours

Now I was in the gym and on call with her and found out she was acc rlly close to where I was so we decided to meet(mind u I had been speaking to this girl for a max of 6 hours)

Now we met and she was such a massive nerd, but yada yada yada things happened and we went back to her place cause it was cold

She said she doesn’t fuck people the first time she meets them, anyway I started fingering her and shit and she said “JUst put ur fucking dick in me” we then fucked and I came so fast cause she was hella tight

After I came I left and blocked her on all platforms

Slay complete!

Good shit

 

[aaronbp]

She said she doesn’t fuck people the first time she meets them,

never trust a foid when says this

 

[ltn gooner]

My girl is being disloyal, she’s rich so she’s my meal ticket for my bulk, place to stay, free gym and storage space for when I get test so I don’t have to deal with larents

Gotta do what u gotta do

 

[MacBurger]

never trust a foid when says this

Many a foids have said this to me before and u can expect how it went, this is the fastest slay I’ve ever gotten tho, id say from the time she first liked me to when I fucked the time difference was like 6hours so I’m 6 hours of first seeing her I slayed

 

[MacBurger]

Gotta do what u gotta do

Many people will call me a cuck, but breaking up with her isn’t high iq when I have so much to gain besides it’s not like she’s seeing someone else she’s just talking online, it would be different otherwise

 

[ltn gooner]

Many people will call me a cuck, but breaking up with her isn’t high iq when I have so much to gain besides it’s not like she’s seeing someone else she’s just talking online, it would be different otherwise

Shit is kinda fucked up ngl, i'd break up atp but if she doesn’t notice and you get free shit, go for it ig

 

[TrueBlueJew]

If this is true, good on you for blocking after getting what you want. If it isn't and this is just tales? Never post again

 

[MacBurger]

Shit is kinda fucked up ngl, i'd break up atp but if she doesn’t notice and you get free shit, go for it ig

She was getting suspicious cause I said I’d be back at 1:30 and got back at 5ambut I had a good story prepared

 

[MacBurger]

If this is true, good on you for blocking after getting what you want. If it isn't and this is just tales? Never post again

I’d never post tales, I wouldn’t get any satisfaction from posting, nothing is better than sharing ur life experiences with other people

 

[kisslessvirgin]

Mirin' Slaya

 

[kisslessvirgin]

If this is true, good on you for blocking after getting what you want. If it isn't and this is just tales? Never post again

he is honest as abe

 

[AlphaLooksmaxxer666]

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