TINDER BRO😭

[Kiwi'sSub5]

"fakecel" just STFU this is literally the only two creatures that like me on tinder, I can't keep this up man. 1 whole month of tinder can't get me to this.

then yall wonder why i want to kill myself

 

[Node]

Holy shit she’s attractive

 

[fuxkdakikez]

fakecel

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

Holy shit she’s attractive

which of the two whales?

 

[cute]

brag thread

 

[Node]

which of the two whales?

Both of them

 

[deadstock]

I think it's time for me to move to .is

 

[Pento]

"fakecel" just STFU this is literally the only two creatures that like me on tinder, I can't keep this up man. 1 whole month of tinder can't get me to this.
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then yall wonder why i want to kill myself

 

[ropemax]

and only one of them isn't a prostitute

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

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yeah idk man im not asking for a stacy, just a ltb/mtb

 

[fff8e7]

That second one's makeup is so fucking disgusting my god

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

That second one's makeup is so fucking disgusting my god

I know brah, weird to say but she would really look better without makeup

 

[Localcat12345]

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yeah idk man im not asking for a stacy, just a ltb/mtb

Suifuel holy shit

 

[fff8e7]

I know brah, weird to say but she would really look better without makeup

Exactly, she would look more natural and frankly appealing
also those FUCKING eyelashes need to go

 

[nobodylovesme]

The second girl looks like a goblin-pig mesh. Truly unique features, never seen anything like it.

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

The second girl looks like a goblin-pig mesh. Truly unique features, never seen anything like it.

bro this is frying me, thats so true tho

 

[Localcat12345]

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yeah idk man im not asking for a stacy, just a ltb/mtb

Please tell me ur trolling bro

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

Suifuel holy shit

yeah bro now I've genuinely lost all hope, like there are two options, either I remain an incel for life or I fuck one of those two things, its over

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

Please tell me ur trolling bro

hell nah, i wish tho

 

[Localcat12345]

yeah bro now I've genuinely lost all hope, like there are two options, either I remain an incel for life or I fuck one of those two things, its over

Dude im so fucking cooked bro if you are getting genuinely ignored I am just gonna LDAR

 

[VohnnyBoy]

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yeah idk man im not asking for a stacy, just a ltb/mtb

theyre mtbs in Jamaica

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

Dude im so fucking cooked bro if you are getting genuinely ignored I am just gonna LDAR

nah bro dw i live in italy, girls here are so detached from reality it's crazy, it's not like this in all countries of the world I assure you, just dont be a sub5

 

[Tusseleif]

Those are the only type of women that ever reply to me and even among them many ghost. I don’t even try anymore with decent looking girls since I know they’ll just ghost me. And I get rated above htn too so Idk. Today I saw a short scrawny ginger manlet holding hands with the type of woman I desire, yet I can’t get shit. This world makes no sense

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

Those are the only type of women that ever reply to me and even among them many ghost. I don’t even try anymore with decent looking girls since I know they’ll just ghost me. And I get rated above htn too so Idk. Today I saw a short scrawny ginger manlet holding hands with the type of woman I desire, yet I can’t get shit. This world makes no sense

istg bro im so tired of this shit, people here think I'm crazy when I say I hate myself or that I've never had a girlfriend, like bro this is my situation rn

 

[LegendaryKennen]

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yeah idk man im not asking for a stacy, just a ltb/mtb

bro u mog them to death i thought u were sub5 wtf, without the sclera show u would literally be a slayer, still good looking imo

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

bro u mog them to death i thought u were sub5 wtf, without the sclera show u would literally be a slayer

yeah i mean i for sure mog them, but these are literally the only girls that are interested in me (sometimes they even ghost me) I don't know what to do anymore

 

[LegendaryKennen]

yeah i mean i for sure mog them, but these are literally the only girls that are interested in me (sometimes they even ghost me) I don't know what to do anymore

bro thats fucking shocking u literally look good, do u not get attention irl?

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

bro thats fucking shocking u literally look good, do u not get attention irl?

literally zero, especially now that i basically dont even leave the house anymore

 

[Nikaa]

Accept what you can bag nigga

 

[LegendaryKennen]

literally zero, especially now that i basically dont even leave the house anymore

i would have never guessed that from seeing ur pic

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

Accept what you can bag nigga

bruh no, i dont want and deserve fat sub5 foids

 

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[Kiwi'sSub5]

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fuck you faggot kys

 

[XxeroxX-_-XxeroxX]

fuck you faggot kys

I matched with her multiple times. Shes hot but she looks bat shit crazy. I dont wanna lose my life, i wanna fuck

 

[Lxerses121]

You don't get what you deserve. you get what you earn

Enjoy the BBW brodie

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

You don't get what you deserve. you get what you earn

Enjoy the BBW brodie

ew

 

[XxeroxX-_-XxeroxX]

Do

"fakecel" just STFU this is literally the only two creatures that like me on tinder, I can't keep this up man. 1 whole month of tinder can't get me to this.
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then yall wonder why i want to kill myself

Dont listen to the tards here who tell you not to get jacked. I matched with girls like this just with shirtless pics. Get muscular and then post shirtless pics. Works everytime

 

[truthhurts]

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yeah idk man im not asking for a stacy, just a ltb/mtb

You look good vro

 

[pope]

Chad ramblings

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

You look good vro

thanks bro

 

[Ascending2Tyrone]

maybe its your area ? im not sure why you're having a problem if thats you

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

maybe its your area ? im not sure why you're having a problem if thats you

ye idk honestly, could be

 

[ineonx]

"fakecel" just STFU this is literally the only two creatures that like me on tinder, I can't keep this up man. 1 whole month of tinder can't get me to this.
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then yall wonder why i want to kill myself

holy landwhaless , you should troll them honestly jfl

 

[NordicLeonhard]

This would be the tipping point for me ngl