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Kiwi'sSub5

Kiwi'sSub5

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"fakecel" just STFU this is literally the only two creatures that like me on tinder, I can't keep this up man. 1 whole month of tinder can't get me to this.
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then yall wonder why i want to kill myself
 
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Holy shit she’s attractive
 
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fakecel
 
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brag thread
 
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I think it's time for me to move to .is
 
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and only one of them isn't a prostitute
 
That second one's makeup is so fucking disgusting my god
 
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That second one's makeup is so fucking disgusting my god
I know brah, weird to say but she would really look better without makeup
 
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I know brah, weird to say but she would really look better without makeup
Exactly, she would look more natural and frankly appealing
also those FUCKING eyelashes need to go
 
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The second girl looks like a goblin-pig mesh. Truly unique features, never seen anything like it.
 
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Suifuel holy shit
yeah bro now I've genuinely lost all hope, like there are two options, either I remain an incel for life or I fuck one of those two things, its over
 
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yeah bro now I've genuinely lost all hope, like there are two options, either I remain an incel for life or I fuck one of those two things, its over
Dude im so fucking cooked bro if you are getting genuinely ignored I am just gonna LDAR
 
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Dude im so fucking cooked bro if you are getting genuinely ignored I am just gonna LDAR
nah bro dw i live in italy, girls here are so detached from reality it's crazy, it's not like this in all countries of the world I assure you, just dont be a sub5
 
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Those are the only type of women that ever reply to me and even among them many ghost. I don’t even try anymore with decent looking girls since I know they’ll just ghost me. And I get rated above htn too so Idk. Today I saw a short scrawny ginger manlet holding hands with the type of woman I desire, yet I can’t get shit. This world makes no sense
 
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Those are the only type of women that ever reply to me and even among them many ghost. I don’t even try anymore with decent looking girls since I know they’ll just ghost me. And I get rated above htn too so Idk. Today I saw a short scrawny ginger manlet holding hands with the type of woman I desire, yet I can’t get shit. This world makes no sense
istg bro im so tired of this shit, people here think I'm crazy when I say I hate myself or that I've never had a girlfriend, like bro this is my situation rn
 
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bro u mog them to death i thought u were sub5 wtf, without the sclera show u would literally be a slayer
yeah i mean i for sure mog them, but these are literally the only girls that are interested in me (sometimes they even ghost me) I don't know what to do anymore
 
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yeah i mean i for sure mog them, but these are literally the only girls that are interested in me (sometimes they even ghost me) I don't know what to do anymore
bro thats fucking shocking u literally look good, do u not get attention irl?
 
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bro thats fucking shocking u literally look good, do u not get attention irl?
literally zero, especially now that i basically dont even leave the house anymore
 
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Accept what you can bag nigga
 
literally zero, especially now that i basically dont even leave the house anymore
i would have never guessed that from seeing ur pic
 
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fuck you faggot kys
I matched with her multiple times. Shes hot but she looks bat shit crazy. I dont wanna lose my life, i wanna fuck
 
You don't get what you deserve. you get what you earn

Enjoy the BBW brodie
 
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"fakecel" just STFU this is literally the only two creatures that like me on tinder, I can't keep this up man. 1 whole month of tinder can't get me to this.
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then yall wonder why i want to kill myself
Dont listen to the tards here who tell you not to get jacked. I matched with girls like this just with shirtless pics. Get muscular and then post shirtless pics. Works everytime
 
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Chad ramblings
 
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maybe its your area ? im not sure why you're having a problem if thats you :unsure:
 
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This would be the tipping point for me ngl
 
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yeah bro now I've genuinely lost all hope, like there are two options, either I remain an incel for life or I fuck one of those two things, its over
rather die an incel
 
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