ChaddeusPeuterschmit
Panama Canal boyo
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You wake up on a beautiful sunny morning, the birds are chirping and you feel like today is going to be a great day. Last night you asked out your oneitis to the movies but shes told you that she was busy hanging out with Chad while his parents were gone to Hawaii for the 24th time this year. It's fine though, that just gives you more time to work on your personality and try the new shampoo your mom got you. You roll over and check your phone......
"You've got a match!!" The dopamine spikes as you open the message page to check what your future love looks like..
Even though she is not what you expected, it's not all about looks, thats what your mom tells you anyways. You message Elga. "Good morning beautiful, how are you?"
She responds back "Oopps I must have swiped right by accident, I only date Chads and your midface is long as my chin."
As you go to respond she has already unmatched you. Oh well one day i'll find the one!!!
"You've got a match!!" The dopamine spikes as you open the message page to check what your future love looks like..
She is a 350 pound land whale named Elga
Even though she is not what you expected, it's not all about looks, thats what your mom tells you anyways. You message Elga. "Good morning beautiful, how are you?"
She responds back "Oopps I must have swiped right by accident, I only date Chads and your midface is long as my chin."
As you go to respond she has already unmatched you. Oh well one day i'll find the one!!!
